Mark Connolly Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 On 09/12/2020 at 16:12, The Moonster said: Glad to see it's an eco-friendly cheese cutter. We've got a huge problem with non-eco-friendly cheese cutters. Yes, but is it a cutter for ecofriendly cheese or a cheese cutter which is ecofriendly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 21 minutes ago, FK1Bairn said: Has anybody mentioned plughole hair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 5 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Has anybody mentioned plughole hair? The plug hole monster is about to pounce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 17 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: Has anybody mentioned plughole hair? Nasty. But not as nasty as picking it up with bare hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 (edited) She ordered a parcel from a company we know uses Hermes to deliver. Despite the fact the estimated free delivery with Royal Mail was Tuesday, she paid the extra to have guaranteed delivery today via Hermes. Guess what happened? Quote Status Update on your parcel We're sorry your parcel has been delayed, we'll have it on the move in the next 24 hours ETA: She's now raging at me, because "I fucking told you" wasn't a helpful response. Edited December 12, 2020 by Mark Connolly 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 My missus keeps missing the postman and it's driving me insane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: My missus keeps missing the postman and it's driving me insane. Just tell her it’s over and he’s moved on. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just tell her it’s over and he’s moved on. He keeps leaving her wee notes the tease. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: He keeps leaving her wee notes the tease. If they’re on red bits of card tell her he’s two timing her with my missus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 12 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: He keeps leaving her wee notes the tease. Does she have thing for psychotic, alcoholic loners? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Does she have thing for psychotic, alcoholic loners? Leave Wunfy out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Leave Wunfy out of it. Memories are made of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) On 11/12/2020 at 14:22, FK1Bairn said: Has anybody mentioned plughole hair? Looks like a drowned weasel. IMO. Spoiler Edited December 15, 2020 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 On 12/12/2020 at 13:48, Mark Connolly said: She ordered a parcel from a company we know uses Hermes to deliver. Despite the fact the estimated free delivery with Royal Mail was Tuesday, she paid the extra to have guaranteed delivery today via Hermes. Guess what happened? ETA: She's now raging at me, because "I fucking told you" wasn't a helpful response. I know you're all excited to know what happened here. It still hasn't arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 I know you're all excited to know what happened here. It still hasn't arrived.Excellent. Time for a day or two of you being quietly smug. [emoji106][emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) At the moment we're having some disagreements over things which count as being 'very important'. She knows that my ability to write anything lengthy requiring some decent structure comes in fragile peaks and lengthy troughs. Therefore, when I'm in peak mode when the brain is in full flow, the office door is shut after I politely ask her to leave me alone unless it's for something particularly important. Interruptions almost always bring the productive flow to a grinding halt. Anyway... amongst other things, emergencies of late have included: The weather says it might be raining later, thought you should know in case you want a walk. Would you like a cup of tea? I'm thinking of heading to the shop later, would you prefer potato wedges or chips? That was the fence guy on the phone who says he's still coming tomorrow. Is it warm enough for you? I might put the heating on a bit early because I'm cold. Sounds ungrateful I know as she's trying to be nice, but I've genuinely lost hours of work time to most of the above and sometimes it's genuinely infuriating. I'll just work later to meet my target if required, but I'd obviously rather not. Plus it eats into our 'together time'. Edited December 16, 2020 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 12 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Memories are made of this. They always seemed sort of Beastly so not sure of comparison... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 On 11/12/2020 at 19:49, Sergeant Wilson said: The plug hole monster is about to pounce. Think that’s Shandon Pars foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 One of the kids has done a christmas picture which is ok, i mean it's a bit clichéd and the use of colour is fairly naive, but it's pleasant enough. The wife has decided that the best place for this drawing is on the window immediately between my work area and my view of the garden, specifically the bird feeders. Clearly i can't take it down so I'm going to have to move around the table. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Finally got through to the wife regarding giving Christmas presents to the kids teachers. The school have expressly banned it. In fact I think our school maybe even banned this last year pre covid. But no.... It doesnt "sit right" with her so the presents are ready to go. Had to explain repeatedly that the weans P1 teacher doesnt know us, and is therefore unlikely to make exceptions and break rules for us. Nor should she be put in the position of making that call. A rare win for common sense, but theres still a few school days to go so we will see...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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