Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[Bairnardo 29,420]

Who let the air oot the dug?

One she flayed earlier, presumably

[Melanius Mullarkey 23,468]

Coffee granules in the sugar.

Proper arsehole behaviour.

[philpy 2,622]

23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Coffee granules in the sugar.

Proper arsehole behaviour.

Thats a very poor line for next year's trnsmt. 

[mathematics 2,192]

49 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

51 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

Who let the air oot the dug?

One she flayed earlier, presumably

Here! No violence towards animals thank you very much.

[Curmudgeon 391]

3 hours ago, mathematics said:

That you home, aye?

Have you just killed Obi Wan Kenobi?

[Billy Jean King 1,945]

That you home, aye?

Who killed Scooby Doo ? My money is on Velma after seeing the shoes.

 

[Academically Deficient 705]

5 hours ago, philpy said:

Thats a very poor line for next year's trnsmt. 

I know a guy who used to play bass for Proper Arsehole Behaviour.

Lovely fella, really down to earth.

 

 

 

[Shandon Par Decorator 19,400]

15 hours ago, mathematics said:

That you home, aye?

She dresses up as Bungle? Some girl.

[anonanist 4]

On 20/09/2020 at 15:17, St-ow! said:

The most infuriating thing my partner does is, whenever I'm Zooming some important meeting with senior colleagues, she parades around just out of picture just in one of her sheer bodystockings, sometimes red or fishnet. I wish she would not do that.

Exactly. They're just the same as us, except they look amazing in hold-ups and open-crotch bodysuits. And we definitely don't. I hope. Oh dear!

[Oldster 7]

3 hours ago, anonanist said:

Exactly. They're just the same as us, except they look amazing in hold-ups and open-crotch bodysuits. And we definitely don't. I hope. Oh dear!

Sir!

There's a bit more to it than that. They're more devious than us for a start. Not many will contest that. And since you insist on being rude there's the acronym Cuga to remember for their erogenous zones -

Clitoris

Urethral opening (u-shape of sensitive tissue)

G-spot

Anterior fornix erogenous zone

So not the same as us in mind or body. Now behave yourself!

 

[TheScarf 9,966]

On 19/09/2020 at 13:17, Ron Aldo said:

She cannot fill a dishwasher. Everything is just fired in at random and once I do a bit of rearranging you could probably fit in the same amount again.

This, and after cooking a meal, leave all the pans/ladles/oven trays fucking caked in the remnants.  Fair enough she's left me to wash them, but chuck the fucking food out we didn't eat to stop it hardening so that you need fucking acid to get it off.

A quick rinse takes about 7 seconds.  I'll get the rest off when I do the washing up.

[bernardblack 1,522]

Her: “do you mind emptying the dishwasher?”

Me: “yeah no bother, I’ll do it before (insert any time here)

Her: “urgh doesn’t matter I’ll do it anyway”

[TheScarf 9,966]

53 minutes ago, bernardblack said:

Her: “do you mind emptying the dishwasher?”

Me: “yeah no bother, I’ll do it before (insert any time here)

Her: “urgh doesn’t matter I’ll do it anyway”

'Yep, I'll do it just not this second.'

'Aww you're so fucking lazy'.

[SweeperDee 46]

9 minutes ago, TheScarf said:

'Yep, I'll do it just not this second.'

'Aww you're so fucking lazy'.

They can never answer the question as to why it needs to be done right at that very moment in time, usually because they're just being lazy themselves and can't be arsed doing it there and then and want you to feel bad because of it as well. 

[TheScarf 9,966]

1 minute ago, SweeperDee said:

They can never answer the question as to why it needs to be done right at that very moment in time, usually because they're just being lazy themselves and can't be arsed doing it there and then and want you to feel bad because of it as well. 

I think that's pretty much it.

[mizfit 2,573]

Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket.


“I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0

[TheScarf 9,966]

2 hours ago, mizfit said:

Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket.


“I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0

Yep, another thing I have to deal with on a daily basis.

[Shipa 93]

2 hours ago, mizfit said:

Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket.


“I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0

By now it's probably your fault that her clothes are still where she left them?

[Dee Man 19,714]

2 hours ago, mizfit said:

Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket.


“I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0

You have to admire her honesty. 

[heedthebaa 3,163]

4 hours ago, mizfit said:

Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket.


“I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0

I suppose I should be thankful mines just throws hers over the side of the bath