2lgm Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Indeed or as an alternative grow a pair. After 21 years I’ve been beaten into submission. And if it means I get a morning shag I suppose there are worse things to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Distant Doonhamer said: Indeed or as an alternative grow a pair. 3 minutes ago, 2lgm said: After 21 years I’ve been beaten into submission. And if it means I get a morning shag I suppose there are worse things to do. I prefer to refer to it as “choosing my battles”. It makes the “No”, when it is fully merited and does come, much more effective. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 2 hours ago, 2lgm said: After 21 years I’ve been beaten into submission. And if it means I get a morning shag I suppose there are worse things to do. With the blinds open? Dirty girl! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Her 'All you ever do is sit on your arse watching football or golf'. Me 'And? I've fucking paid for it of course I'm going to watch it'. Her 'Well I like to spend my weekends doing stuff'. Me 'It's pishing rain and there's a pandemic, what the fuck are we going to do like?' 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 12 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: This does my absolute nut in. Of course when I suggest we take all the shite cluttering the house to the tip so it takes 20 minutes instead of all morning to tidy the place up I am the bad guy. We did this the other week. Filled my Nissan x-trail 3 times over with the amount of shite that got chucked. Still got the garage to do properly as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 She's been clearing out the shite she's accumulated in the shed most of the day,(getting the 'death stare' as well for not helping) give it 6 months and we'll be back to square one. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 We'll sit and have a meal at the table, but when she finishes she just walks away and leaves the plates and glasses for me to take through and goes and sits and watches TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: A wardrobe kind of fell on the wife’s head earlier when we were moving it down the stairs. It was fucking obvious the mechanics of the situation meant the wardrobe was going in her direction and yet she stood there and it landed on her dome. ”So you’re not going to apologise then”, 5 hours later. Better luck next time... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 After 21 years I’ve been beaten into submission. And if it means I get a morning shag I suppose there are worse things to do. Ah if there’s a payback of a shag then that’s an entirely different matter. Carry on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you had to light her fags off the cooker? Ive wheeled the cooker in to the living room and left her to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Her 'All you ever do is sit on your arse watching football or golf'. Me 'And? I've fucking paid for it of course I'm going to watch it'. Her 'Well I like to spend my weekends doing stuff'. Me 'It's pishing rain and there's a pandemic, what the fuck are we going to do like?'The classic weekend scenarioHer: “I’m bored what are we doing today?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, bernardblack said: The classic weekend scenario Her: “I’m bored what are we doing today?” Me yesterday: 'Absolutely fuck all, I'm watching the tennis then the football.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, bernardblack said: The classic weekend scenario Her: “I’m bored what are we doing today?” It's always the same Me: 'I'm watching the county game today' Her 'Aw I thought we were doing something today?' Me: 'What are you wanting to do like?' Her 'I dunno, just thought we could go do something' constantly asking to go do something then having absolutely no suggestions as to what we could go do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Im working upstairs. Her and the bairn went to B&M to get shite. Phone goes (random Dundee number). Oh ive forgotten my phone and im using B&Ms phone can you pick us up? "No im working right now" Arsey arsey arsey. "Right i'll fucking well come and get you" Comes home, she says, im going to lie on the couch and watch the telly. 3 hours later, bairn comes up to say she's been sleeping there for 3 hours with the bairn stuck on her iPad. Every fucking time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Im working upstairs. Her and the bairn went to B&M to get shite. Phone goes (random Dundee number). Oh ive forgotten my phone and im using B&Ms phone can you pick us up? "No im working right now" Arsey arsey arsey. "Right i'll fucking well come and get you" Comes home, she says, im going to lie on the couch and watch the telly. 3 hours later, bairn comes up to say she's been sleeping there for 3 hours with the bairn stuck on her iPad. Every fucking time. Hard graft trailing round B&M buying shite. Should be more sympathetic. IMO. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Hard graft trailing round B&M buying shite. Should be more sympathetic. IMO. Thank you. Rose gold shite at that. Must be heavier than normal shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Rose gold shite at that. Must be heavier than normal shite. Could be worse, could be a load of candles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Could be worse, could be a load of candles. I wonder if she lights candles off the cooker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 (edited) Popped into the shop to buy some bits and pieces whilst in a bit of a rush. Deal was I'd condone this on the condition it was a swift visit. Two secs inside the door: "oh, I forgot to say that it's my auntie's birthday on Thursday, so we need to get something whilst we're here..." Edited October 12, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I wonder if she lights candles off the cooker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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