philpy Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 I made stovies today, and she's going to have some later with BBQ sauce on them. Shall I get onto a divorce lawyer ASAP?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, philpy said: I made stovies today, and she's going to have some later with BBQ sauce on them. Shall I get onto a divorce lawyer ASAP?? Skip that stage and move straight to an undertaker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Why are women so obsessed with candles? That's us moved in to a lovely, spacious new house with our 7 month old. Lets put a naked flame in near enough every room. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Her huffy heed is on, so I’m getting ignored. All because I burnt the back of her arm with a hot pan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Her huffy heed is on, so I’m getting ignored. All because I burnt the back of her arm with a hot pan ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 24 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Her huffy heed is on, so I’m getting ignored. All because I burnt the back of her arm with a hot pan Enjoy the silence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Crawford Bridge said: Why are women so obsessed with candles? That's us moved in to a lovely, spacious new house with our 7 month old. Lets put a naked flame in near enough every room. f**k only knows, like you I've pointed out the dangers, you get the 'it's nice' reply. Fine, I'll burn where I sleep. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: f**k only knows, like you I've pointed out the dangers, you get the 'it's nice' reply. Fine, I'll burn where I sleep. Thank you. I didn't even mention all the flammable packaging lying about the place from all the new furniture. It's even more mind blowing when she goes around turning all the plugs off before bed because appliances like the tele and washing machine left on stand-by are "a fire risk". -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Crawford Bridge said: I didn't even mention all the flammable packaging lying about the place from all the new furniture. It's even more mind blowing when she goes around turning all the plugs off before bed because appliances like the tele and washing machine left on stand-by are "a fire risk". Keep vigilant and stay safe m8. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Keep vigilant and stay safe m8. Thank you. Will do. Cheers. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Pressing for an answer you don't want to give like mrs doyle offerring tea. She was yapping some inane shite the other night and asked what i thought. I apologised for being unable to answer and explained that i wasn't listening because i was preoccupied by something else. Cue 20 minutes of "tell me, we shouldn't have secrets", "you're hiding something from me", "blah blah blah blah" until i cracked and explained that my piles had been playing up. Cue "you should have kept that to yourself", "you're disgusting", "blah blah blah blah" Never happy 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Just phoned me there.Her - “guess what”Me - “what” Her - “guess”Me - “f**k off”She then falls out with me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2020 Author Share Posted July 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Just phoned me there. Her - “guess what” Me - “what” Her - “guess” Me - “f**k off” She then falls out with me. I'll guess she's been accepted for uni and you now have to work 8 days a week. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 20 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Just phoned me there. Her - “guess what” Me - “what” Her - “guess” Me - “f**k off” She then falls out with me. Pregnant, jump on the train...anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 36 minutes ago, coprolite said: She was yapping some inane shite the other night I hate it when that happens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Orders way too much stuff online. I’d hate to go over how much money is spent on clothes and shoes and shit. At very least a 150 a week I’d guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Crawford Bridge said: I didn't even mention all the flammable packaging lying about the place from all the new furniture. It's even more mind blowing when she goes around turning all the plugs off before bed because appliances like the tele and washing machine left on stand-by are "a fire risk". My mum got a knock at the door one Hogmanay from some first-footers to tell her that her dining table was on fire. She had gone to bed and left candles on. Edited July 21, 2020 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: My mum got a knock at the door one Hogmanay from some first-footers to tell her that her dining table was on fire. She had gone to bed and left candles on. That's the kind of thing I'm frightened of. Horrible to think what could've happened if it hadn't been a busy night like Hogmanay. Did she learn her lesson? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Just now, Crawford Bridge said: That's the kind of thing I'm frightened of. Horrible to think what could've happened if it hadn't been a busy night like Hogmanay. Did she learn her lesson? Tbf to her that was a good 5+ years after she burned down the kitchen with the deep fat fryer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Bridge Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Tbf to her that was a good 5+ years after she burned down the kitchen with the deep fat fryer. 'Sake! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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