Guest bernardblack Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Last night I went for a run and then a cycle.Before the run I ask if I will need a key....the answer was no...so I informed Mrs BB that I would not be taking a key.Run finished and I go in to get my bike, see Mrs BB and off I go....Come back from the cycle and the door is locked as she is at Tesco. I enquire in the most polite fashion as to why the door was locked, when I had asked if I needed a key, and she had saw and knew I had left the house on both occasions without a key....“Oh you’d asked about your run and not your cycle”Mind boggling stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georox Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 She loves to warm her hands up by putting them on my skin, usually my belly. They're always so damn cold and annoys me to no end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, hk blues said: My wife and son do that, but they have a shower because they've had a shite . No shite, no shower, So they don’t shower when getting up in the morning unless they’ve had a shite? And after having a shite, they clean their arse by literally wiping it with their hand whilst in the shower? Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 She's doing up the spare room to use as he dressing room. She's already given away the perfect double bed and mattress to her arsehole brother and ordered a 4 figure sofa bed. Shes's replacing the carpet for tile effect laminate and whilst getting a quote asks them to include the hall landing(presently laminate which is in perfect nick.) She maintained she was going to do all the decorating herself as it was 'her room' but still involved me in sanding the doors down(which were fine) as she threatened buying new doors. I have also replaced the plug sockets as they were in her words 'a bit tatty'. A new blind has been ordered too. f**k knows where she's getting the money from as she's not worked since lockdown started. And to cap it all she has the cheek to moan about me buying a 15 grand motorbike and going to Switzerland on it in September, Women eh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Joe Terrapin said: She's doing up the spare room to use as he dressing room. She's already given away the perfect double bed and mattress to her arsehole brother and ordered a 4 figure sofa bed. Shes's replacing the carpet for tile effect laminate and whilst getting a quote asks them to include the hall landing(presently laminate which is in perfect nick.) She maintained she was going to do all the decorating herself as it was 'her room' but still involved me in sanding the doors down(which were fine) as she threatened buying new doors. I have also replaced the plug sockets as they were in her words 'a bit tatty'. A new blind has been ordered too. f**k knows where she's getting the money from as she's not worked since lockdown started. And to cap it all she has the cheek to moan about me buying a 15 grand motorbike and going to Switzerland on it in September, Women eh. Is this a serious post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Is this a serious post? Is this a serious post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, Joe Terrapin said: Is this a serious post? Yes. Was yours? I ask because it's some pretty mental stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, hk blues said: My wife and son do that, but they have a shower because they've had a shite . No shite, no shower, ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, Joe Terrapin said: She's doing up the spare room to use as he dressing room. She's already given away the perfect double bed and mattress to her arsehole brother and ordered a 4 figure sofa bed. Shes's replacing the carpet for tile effect laminate and whilst getting a quote asks them to include the hall landing(presently laminate which is in perfect nick.) She maintained she was going to do all the decorating herself as it was 'her room' but still involved me in sanding the doors down(which were fine) as she threatened buying new doors. I have also replaced the plug sockets as they were in her words 'a bit tatty'. A new blind has been ordered too. f**k knows where she's getting the money from as she's not worked since lockdown started. And to cap it all she has the cheek to moan about me buying a 15 grand motorbike and going to Switzerland on it in September, Women eh. Switzerland in September is lovely. You should drive there with the bike, empty your bank account and never return to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, hk blues said: . No shite, no shower, 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of...Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it”Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much”This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it”Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage”The conversation stopped there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 25 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of... Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it” Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much” This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it” Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage if you want yer hole” The conversation stopped there. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of...Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it”Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much”This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it”Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage”The conversation stopped there. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] and here endeth the "4 weeks off" posts in RTBC. You had a good run m8. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 So far during lockdown she's ordered numerous pieces of decorative crap for the house (pictures, cushion covers, lamps etc). She's also decorated the bathroom and we had a patio put in at the end of last month which cost a small fortune. She's now suggested getting a hot tub put in the back garden which I've rejected given the cost and the fact that it'll get used about twice a year.In the course of this "discussion" she commented that I don't appreciate how much she spends on the house. I don't appreciate what she spends as half of it is mine and 90% of what she buys is stuff I don't want! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 So far during lockdown she's ordered numerous pieces of decorative crap for the house (pictures, cushion covers, lamps etc). She's also decorated the bathroom and we had a patio put in at the end of last month which cost a small fortune. She's now suggested getting a hot tub put in the back garden which I've rejected given the cost and the fact that it'll get used about twice a year.*MoetMoments* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of... Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it” Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much” This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it” Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage” The conversation stopped there. She’s right. You should cut back on the holidays and put some more hours in and support her ambition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ron Aldo said: So far during lockdown she's ordered numerous pieces of decorative crap for the house (pictures, cushion covers, lamps etc). She's also decorated the bathroom and we had a patio put in at the end of last month which cost a small fortune. She's now suggested getting a hot tub put in the back garden which I've rejected given the cost and the fact that it'll get used about twice a year. In the course of this "discussion" she commented that I don't appreciate how much she spends on the house. I don't appreciate what she spends as half of it is mine and 90% of what she buys is stuff I don't want! I’m about to sell one. Good price for P&B people. Only a few months old. Think it was about £700 but for you special price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 51 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of... Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it” Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much” This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it” Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage” The conversation stopped there. She just wants you out the out the house for some PhD time. Pretty Huge Dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 14/07/2020 at 09:00, mizfit said: Since my girlfriend passed her driving test before lockdown she’s been driving my car about. Which is fine. What I do wish though, is that she’d remember and fill the car and not leave me with a flashing petrol light and less then 20 miles of petrol. If there's condensation on the inside of the windscreen she'll clear a bit with her hand. When it dries and leaves streaks she'll empty the screen wash trying to clean it, and not even think to mention it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 3 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Announces out of the blue, the other day, that she’s going to start her PHD. Conversation went along the lines of... Her “So I’ve decided I’m going to do my PHD, got a video call with (insert random woman’s name) next Monday about it” Me “that’s good, that’ll be a fair bit of work. Just remember we’ve got quite a lot on towards the end of this year and next. Make sure you’re not taking on too much” This is because she’s one of these weirdos who enjoys working and always takes on more than necessary, or what she’s paid to do. This was me sort of hinting at the fact we just got engaged at the start of the year, so got a wedding to arrange, as well as a couple of holidays booked next year etc Her “yeah, I’m going to drop a day at work, maybe a day and a half, so that’ll give me plenty of time to concentrate on it” Me - half jokingly “you’ll need to cut back on half the shite you waste money on and rethink the holidays for the next year or two” At this point, I’d like to point out that she has a fairly well paid full time job in education within the NHS, as well as 8 hours a week as a university tutor. Without even thinking about it, straight away she just turned and replied “Why don’t you just try and do a bit of overtime every month and make up my wage” The conversation stopped there. So should the relationship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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