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4 minutes ago, throbber said:

It was a rainbow coloured cock and balls.

I was drawing a rainbow to put up on our window as lots of households with kids have been doing and couldn’t help myself.

At no point did I even consider sticking it to a window for the outside world to see.

 

 

 

Got a pic?

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1 minute ago, throbber said:

 

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Well aside from some anatomical dubiety towards the end, I would say it's very good, and she is being a cow. Get her telt.

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3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Well aside from some anatomical dubiety towards the end, I would say it's very good, and she is being a cow. Get her telt.

I know, I didn’t do the best job with the testicles and not sure what I was thinking.

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Just now, throbber said:

I know, I didn’t do the best job with the testicles and not sure what I was thinking.

Well if Irvine Welsh helps you to strike it big. Dont forget the little guys (lol) who helped you along with your early work. 

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42 minutes ago, throbber said:

Good shout, I have the weekly shop to do today as well as a few other errands around the house so I will confront her later on. 

Just buy the stuff you like when you go shopping. 

If she says anything, finger her and never break aggressive eye contact. 

 

 

▪️c. Dee_Dee

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29 minutes ago, Dele said:

Just buy the stuff you like when you go shopping. 

If she says anything, finger her and never break aggressive eye contact. 

 

 

▪️c. Dee_Dee

A bit too much for a Sunday morning.

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Just now, Bairnardo said:
2 minutes ago, throbber said:
A bit too much for a Sunday morning.

Not even 0900 and you have bottled it already.

I haven’t bottled anything she isn’t even out of her wanking chariot yet. 

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2 minutes ago, throbber said:

A bit too much for a Sunday morning.

Yesterday it was all rainbow coloured penii and fun. Today its too much to get sticky finger and look lovingly into her eyes. 

Is she hitting you, Throbber? :(

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1 minute ago, throbber said:

I haven’t bottled anything she isn’t even out of her wanking chariot yet. 

Well that's the perfect place to aggressively finger someone but here you are, posting on P&B. 

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2 minutes ago, Dele said:

Yesterday it was all rainbow coloured penii and fun. Today its too much to get sticky finger and look lovingly into her eyes. 

Is she hitting you, Throbber? :(

She may as well be hitting me when she is disposing of my art work that almost everyone I have shown really liked. It looked lovely hanging up in our bathroom.

i doubt I’ll be aggressively fingering her until at least May tbh. 

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When it's her turn to do the meal planning and shopping she doesn't bother to check the cupboards to see if we already have any of the ingredients so we end up buying loads of stuff we already have in the cupboards.
Also if I say that I like a meal that she made then we'll have it every week until the end of time.

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14 minutes ago, spud131 said:

When it's her turn to do the meal planning and shopping she doesn't bother to check the cupboards to see if we already have any of the ingredients so we end up buying loads of stuff we already have in the cupboards.
Also if I say that I like a meal that she made then we'll have it every week until the end of time.

Aye, or they'll stand in the kitchen and ask "do we need salad stuff or cheese" (or whatever) 😠

Just bloody look

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Stops us every 20 steps when out on a walk to pose the kids for photos. Thank f**k her phone ran out of battery today as would have been out for days

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Sincerely hope she's going to undercoat that wood 1st

Fûck that shit. Give her the choice of Nitromors or a heatgun and get it stripped right back. Then sanded. Then she can have a tea break..........

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5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:


Throbs, you are a mad bástárd but in these dark, depressing times, you bring a ray of sunshine to the forum..
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If only my girlfriend felt the same way, the moaning cow. 

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