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1 minute ago, throbber said:

I think you posted on twitter thread what your handle was a few months ago and I followed you then. I don’t post much on it, my original twitter account got banned for taking things a bit too far. 

Doesn't sound like you...

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Stopped speaking to me last night, for reasons only known to her. Fucked off to bed early without saying, ignored me this morning, then errrrr, made a tip top fry up. Alls good again, I’m content but confused

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Stopped speaking to me last night, for reasons only known to her. Fucked off to bed early without saying, ignored me this morning, then errrrr, made a tip top fry up. Alls good again, I’m content but confused

RIP in peace, sweet prince
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If she doesn’t figure out that I still need to work from home and she can’t be interrupting me every 5 minutes to tell me she’s bored, she’ll be spending the rest of lockdown at her mothers.

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1 hour ago, heedthebaa said:

Stopped speaking to me last night, for reasons only known to her. Fucked off to bed early without saying, ignored me this morning, then errrrr, made a tip top fry up. Alls good again, I’m content but confused

You're married, it goes with the territory.

How do you think I feel - wife, daughter, 4 step daughters, 10 granddaughters, there's always one (if only it was only one) being tempremental...

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3 hours ago, heedthebaa said:

Stopped speaking to me last night, for reasons only known to her. Fucked off to bed early without saying, ignored me this morning, then errrrr, made a tip top fry up. Alls good again, I’m content but confused

Do, or rather did, you own a pet?

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You're married, it goes with the territory.
How do you think I feel - wife, daughter, 4 step daughters, 10 granddaughters, there's always one (if only it was only one) being tempremental...

I thought I had it bad for a while with 3 stepdaughters, 2 granddaughters, oldest steppie’s best friend and her daughter.
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Depends if he sports long hair and a beard and is partial to wearin a smock and sandles? [emoji14]
Narrows it down to Jesus or the dude. I hope to hell he likes a white Russian or two. Maybe had a nice rug
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  • 2 weeks later...
Some women are into that. They're usually having sex at the time mind you
Just hope she wakes up after eh.
Hard one to explain/ hide a body in these circumstances
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