Derry Alli Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 42 minutes ago, throbber said: Good shout, I have the weekly shop to do today as well as a few other errands around the house so I will confront her later on. Just buy the stuff you like when you go shopping. If she says anything, finger her and never break aggressive eye contact. c. Dee_Dee 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 29 minutes ago, Dele said: Just buy the stuff you like when you go shopping. If she says anything, finger her and never break aggressive eye contact. c. Dee_Dee A bit too much for a Sunday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 A bit too much for a Sunday morning.Not even 0900 and you have bottled it already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Just now, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, throbber said: A bit too much for a Sunday morning. Not even 0900 and you have bottled it already. I haven’t bottled anything she isn’t even out of her wanking chariot yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, throbber said: A bit too much for a Sunday morning. Yesterday it was all rainbow coloured penii and fun. Today its too much to get sticky finger and look lovingly into her eyes. Is she hitting you, Throbber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 minute ago, throbber said: I haven’t bottled anything she isn’t even out of her wanking chariot yet. Well that's the perfect place to aggressively finger someone but here you are, posting on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dele said: Yesterday it was all rainbow coloured penii and fun. Today its too much to get sticky finger and look lovingly into her eyes. Is she hitting you, Throbber? She may as well be hitting me when she is disposing of my art work that almost everyone I have shown really liked. It looked lovely hanging up in our bathroom. i doubt I’ll be aggressively fingering her until at least May tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 When it's her turn to do the meal planning and shopping she doesn't bother to check the cupboards to see if we already have any of the ingredients so we end up buying loads of stuff we already have in the cupboards.Also if I say that I like a meal that she made then we'll have it every week until the end of time. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, spud131 said: When it's her turn to do the meal planning and shopping she doesn't bother to check the cupboards to see if we already have any of the ingredients so we end up buying loads of stuff we already have in the cupboards. Also if I say that I like a meal that she made then we'll have it every week until the end of time. Aye, or they'll stand in the kitchen and ask "do we need salad stuff or cheese" (or whatever) Just bloody look 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Stops us every 20 steps when out on a walk to pose the kids for photos. Thank f**k her phone ran out of battery today as would have been out for days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Sincerely hope she's going to undercoat that wood 1stFûck that shit. Give her the choice of Nitromors or a heatgun and get it stripped right back. Then sanded. Then she can have a tea break.......... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Throbs, you are a mad bástárd but in these dark, depressing times, you bring a ray of sunshine to the forum..[emoji2957] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Throbs, you are a mad bástárd but in these dark, depressing times, you bring a ray of sunshine to the forum.. If only my girlfriend felt the same way, the moaning cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 If only my girlfriend felt the same way, the moaning cow. Did you do that thing Dele spoke to you about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, throbber said: If only my girlfriend felt the same way, the moaning cow. Did you do that thing Dele spoke to you about? No. Absolutely not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Goes out shopping for food because she wanted a paintbrush. Bought a load of non-essential shite but forgot her paintbrush. Now wants me to go out for a paintbrush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, coprolite said: Goes out shopping for food because she wanted a paintbrush. Bought a load of non-essential shite but forgot her paintbrush. Now wants me to go out for a paintbrush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 25 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: I can see it now "can you just pick up some clothes pegs and twine while you're out?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 On 05/04/2020 at 08:11, throbber said: I follow you on twitter and had no idea. (Unless someone else independently came up with a similarly moving piece of contemporary art) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 Just now, madwullie said: I follow you on twitter and had no idea. (Unless someone else independently came up with a similarly moving piece of contemporary art) I think you posted on twitter thread what your handle was a few months ago and I followed you then. I don’t post much on it, my original twitter account got banned for taking things a bit too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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