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42 minutes ago, throbber said:

Good shout, I have the weekly shop to do today as well as a few other errands around the house so I will confront her later on. 

Just buy the stuff you like when you go shopping. 

If she says anything, finger her and never break aggressive eye contact. 

 

 

▪️c. Dee_Dee

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29 minutes ago, Dele said:

Just buy the stuff you like when you go shopping. 

If she says anything, finger her and never break aggressive eye contact. 

 

 

▪️c. Dee_Dee

A bit too much for a Sunday morning.

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Just now, Bairnardo said:
2 minutes ago, throbber said:
A bit too much for a Sunday morning.

Not even 0900 and you have bottled it already.

I haven’t bottled anything she isn’t even out of her wanking chariot yet. 

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2 minutes ago, throbber said:

A bit too much for a Sunday morning.

Yesterday it was all rainbow coloured penii and fun. Today its too much to get sticky finger and look lovingly into her eyes. 

Is she hitting you, Throbber? :(

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2 minutes ago, Dele said:

Yesterday it was all rainbow coloured penii and fun. Today its too much to get sticky finger and look lovingly into her eyes. 

Is she hitting you, Throbber? :(

She may as well be hitting me when she is disposing of my art work that almost everyone I have shown really liked. It looked lovely hanging up in our bathroom.

i doubt I’ll be aggressively fingering her until at least May tbh. 

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When it's her turn to do the meal planning and shopping she doesn't bother to check the cupboards to see if we already have any of the ingredients so we end up buying loads of stuff we already have in the cupboards.
Also if I say that I like a meal that she made then we'll have it every week until the end of time.

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14 minutes ago, spud131 said:

When it's her turn to do the meal planning and shopping she doesn't bother to check the cupboards to see if we already have any of the ingredients so we end up buying loads of stuff we already have in the cupboards.
Also if I say that I like a meal that she made then we'll have it every week until the end of time.

Aye, or they'll stand in the kitchen and ask "do we need salad stuff or cheese" (or whatever) 😠

Just bloody look

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5 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:


Throbs, you are a mad bástárd but in these dark, depressing times, you bring a ray of sunshine to the forum..
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If only my girlfriend felt the same way, the moaning cow. 

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1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:
2 minutes ago, throbber said:
If only my girlfriend felt the same way, the moaning cow. 

Did you do that thing Dele spoke to you about?

 No. Absolutely not.

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Just now, madwullie said:

I follow you on twitter and had no idea. (Unless someone else independently came up with a similarly moving piece of contemporary art) 

I think you posted on twitter thread what your handle was a few months ago and I followed you then. I don’t post much on it, my original twitter account got banned for taking things a bit too far. 

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