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2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Not a f****** chance.

For example, she eats a particular cereal and really doesn't like any other (among her ailments she has sjogren's syndrome and in her case it affects her sense of taste so things don't taste right - must be awful - but this particular cereal seems not to be affected by this) so, being a thoughtful husband, the second last time I was out getting the messages I got a couple of boxes and left them in the kitchen.

The last time I was out getting stuff I got a text "Get me my cereal, please". I texted back "What about the two boxes I got the other day?"

Eventually I got a text back "Found them".

Aye, like they were hidden in the hot press.

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Mine has developed an annoying habit of playing Candy Crush in bed on her tablet. Last Thursday night she went to bed about 10pm. I went up the back of 11 and she's lying there playing Candy Crush. Luckily I can get to sleep through just about anything. Anyway I woke up about 1.20 and she's still playing it. Friday, Saturday and Sunday night were pretty much the same so as a result she's absolutely fkd and crabbit today as she's had fk sleep over the past few nights. Hell mend her

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2 minutes ago, jock_the_squak said:

Mine has developed an annoying habit of playing Candy Crush in bed on her tablet. Last Thursday night she went to bed about 10pm. I went up the back of 11 and she's lying there playing Candy Crush. Luckily I can get to sleep through just about anything. Anyway I woke up about 1.20 and she's still playing it. Friday, Saturday and Sunday night were pretty much the same so as a result she's absolutely fkd and crabbit today as she's had fk sleep over the past few nights. Hell mend her

One thing we can all be sure of is that she wasn't...

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“Right that’s me, I’m away”

”aye hen, see you later”

”you going to lie there all day ?”

”well, no all day, I’m pacing myself”

”get fucking up and do something and I’ll be checking to see if you’re online”

”cheerio hen” 

 

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25 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:

“Right that’s me, I’m away”

”aye hen, see you later”

”you going to lie there all day ?”

”well, no all day, I’m pacing myself”

”get fucking up and do something and I’ll be checking to see if you’re online”

”cheerio hen” 

 

:lol:

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34 minutes ago, Hamish's Passenger said:

I can imagine this thread has, or will soon be ramping up a bit.
Anyway, hanging stuff on internal door handles, things like handbags, scarves or work lanyards. Boils my piss.

Worse than that, heart shaped wooden or soft ornaments hanging on door handles. On both sides as well so that when you pull the handle down to open or close the door the one on the other side clatters to the floor. 

"Aww but they look nice!"

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While I was browsing P&B and having a wee sleep working in the home office, she decided lockdown was a good chance to start spring cleaning (ie chuck half my stuff out to make room for her shite).

Now, there is nothing wrong with this idea in principle, but in around an hour, we have managed to go from a nice, tidy flat to an absolute bombsite. When I politely enquired as to where all the black bags were going to go, given that we can't just start taking trips to the tip whenever we want, I was told that I never fucking support her good ideas, and I can fucking sort it out myself.

I am now back in the home office, browsing P&B, watching Disney+, and considering a third nap of the day.

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7 hours ago, jimbaxters said:

Worse than that, heart shaped wooden or soft ornaments hanging on door handles. On both sides as well so that when you pull the handle down to open or close the door the one on the other side clatters to the floor. 

"Aww but they look nice!"

This.

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1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said:

While I was browsing P&B and having a wee sleep working in the home office, she decided lockdown was a good chance to start spring cleaning (ie chuck half my stuff out to make room for her shite).

Now, there is nothing wrong with this idea in principle, but in around an hour, we have managed to go from a nice, tidy flat to an absolute bombsite. When I politely enquired as to where all the black bags were going to go, given that we can't just start taking trips to the tip whenever we want, I was told that I never fucking support her good ideas, and I can fucking sort it out myself.

I am now back in the home office, browsing P&B, watching Disney+, and considering a third nap of the day.

Solo meals tonight, then?

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