Jacksgranda Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Not a f****** chance. For example, she eats a particular cereal and really doesn't like any other (among her ailments she has sjogren's syndrome and in her case it affects her sense of taste so things don't taste right - must be awful - but this particular cereal seems not to be affected by this) so, being a thoughtful husband, the second last time I was out getting the messages I got a couple of boxes and left them in the kitchen. The last time I was out getting stuff I got a text "Get me my cereal, please". I texted back "What about the two boxes I got the other day?" Eventually I got a text back "Found them". Aye, like they were hidden in the hot press. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Mine has developed an annoying habit of playing Candy Crush in bed on her tablet. Last Thursday night she went to bed about 10pm. I went up the back of 11 and she's lying there playing Candy Crush. Luckily I can get to sleep through just about anything. Anyway I woke up about 1.20 and she's still playing it. Friday, Saturday and Sunday night were pretty much the same so as a result she's absolutely fkd and crabbit today as she's had fk sleep over the past few nights. Hell mend her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, jock_the_squak said: Mine has developed an annoying habit of playing Candy Crush in bed on her tablet. Last Thursday night she went to bed about 10pm. I went up the back of 11 and she's lying there playing Candy Crush. Luckily I can get to sleep through just about anything. Anyway I woke up about 1.20 and she's still playing it. Friday, Saturday and Sunday night were pretty much the same so as a result she's absolutely fkd and crabbit today as she's had fk sleep over the past few nights. Hell mend her One thing we can all be sure of is that she wasn't... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: One thing we can all be sure of is that she wasn't... That's another story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 12 hours ago, jock_the_squak said: That's another story We're all at home due to Covid-19 and could do with something to read, so... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 47 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: We're all at home due to Covid-19 and could do with something to read, so... LOL!!! I'll save that for week 2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 “Right that’s me, I’m away” ”aye hen, see you later” ”you going to lie there all day ?” ”well, no all day, I’m pacing myself” ”get fucking up and do something and I’ll be checking to see if you’re online” ”cheerio hen” 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: well, no all day, I’m pacing myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 25 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: “Right that’s me, I’m away” ”aye hen, see you later” ”you going to lie there all day ?” ”well, no all day, I’m pacing myself” ”get fucking up and do something and I’ll be checking to see if you’re online” ”cheerio hen” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I can imagine this thread has, or will soon be ramping up a bit. Anyway, hanging stuff on internal door handles, things like handbags, scarves or work lanyards. Boils my piss. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 34 minutes ago, Hamish's Passenger said: I can imagine this thread has, or will soon be ramping up a bit. Anyway, hanging stuff on internal door handles, things like handbags, scarves or work lanyards. Boils my piss. Worse than that, heart shaped wooden or soft ornaments hanging on door handles. On both sides as well so that when you pull the handle down to open or close the door the one on the other side clatters to the floor. "Aww but they look nice!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamish's Passenger Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Worse than that, heart shaped wooden or soft ornaments hanging on door handles. On both sides as well so that when you pull the handle down to open or close the door the one on the other side clatters to the floor. "Aww but they look nice!"Couldn’t agree more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, Hamish's Passenger said: Couldn’t agree more. What, that they look nice or it's annoying? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Expected this thread to be busier to be honest. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Here’s Div’s advertising algorithms spot on as always... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 While I was browsing P&B and having a wee sleep working in the home office, she decided lockdown was a good chance to start spring cleaning (ie chuck half my stuff out to make room for her shite). Now, there is nothing wrong with this idea in principle, but in around an hour, we have managed to go from a nice, tidy flat to an absolute bombsite. When I politely enquired as to where all the black bags were going to go, given that we can't just start taking trips to the tip whenever we want, I was told that I never fucking support her good ideas, and I can fucking sort it out myself. I am now back in the home office, browsing P&B, watching Disney+, and considering a third nap of the day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 7 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Worse than that, heart shaped wooden or soft ornaments hanging on door handles. On both sides as well so that when you pull the handle down to open or close the door the one on the other side clatters to the floor. "Aww but they look nice!" This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: While I was browsing P&B and having a wee sleep working in the home office, she decided lockdown was a good chance to start spring cleaning (ie chuck half my stuff out to make room for her shite). Now, there is nothing wrong with this idea in principle, but in around an hour, we have managed to go from a nice, tidy flat to an absolute bombsite. When I politely enquired as to where all the black bags were going to go, given that we can't just start taking trips to the tip whenever we want, I was told that I never fucking support her good ideas, and I can fucking sort it out myself. I am now back in the home office, browsing P&B, watching Disney+, and considering a third nap of the day. Solo meals tonight, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Solo meals tonight, then? I'm considering suggesting she goes for a curry on the way back from the tip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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