Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[The Saintee]

41 minutes ago, Estragon said:

Going to see it in July. Cannae wait. 

Hope I'm not sitting in front of a sulking @The Saintee.

Probably f#cking will be. She already looking at tickets for the new theatre.

Edited December 3, 2019 by The Saintee

[BigBo10]

In February I was dragged along to Les Miserables.
 
It's December and I'm at Les Miserables.

My missus was meant to get us tickets to go and see Les Miserables. I’m not, nor have been, at Les Miserables.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

Miserable at Les Miserable.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Miserable at Les Miserable.

Sounds like you at Dens Park.

Merci.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Sounds like you at Dens Park.

Merci.

Je sais cunto.

Merci beaucoup.

[UsedToGoToCentralPark]

Going to see it in July. Cannae wait. 
Hope I'm not sitting in front of a sulking [mention=57348]The Saintee[/mention].

Have you seen it before? I pretty much know all the songs word for word since seeing it in London. I am really looking forward to see it again at some point in the future.

This is well worth a watch

[Melanius Mullarkey]

46 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Je sais cunto.

Merci beaucoup.

 

[BFTD]

The wife's a massive Les Miserables fan. I like to annoy her by pronouncing it like an English name. Also managed to feign ignorance once by pretending I thought the main character must be called Les.

I've no idea why this brings me pleasure, but it does; God help me.

[philpy]

Jesus wept. I've got a busy day ahead, up at 5.40. 9pm, I thought I'll head up to bed. Nope. decides she wants to go up and wrap xmas presents. She starts work tomorrow at 3.30 p.m. I made it clear I wasn't happy, she starts going on the defensive, telling me how she is "utilising time" by wrapping presents at bed time.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

47 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

The wife's a massive Les 

Stop reading there tbh.

[BFTD]

Would explain a lot TBH.

[19QOS19]

Jesus wept. I've got a busy day ahead, up at 5.40. 9pm, I thought I'll head up to bed. Nope. decides she wants to go up and wrap xmas presents. She starts work tomorrow at 3.30 p.m. I made it clear I wasn't happy, she starts going on the defensive, telling me how she is "utilising time" by wrapping presents at bed time.

You're up when?

[Miguel Sanchez]

1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

The wife's a massive Les Miserables fan. I like to annoy her by pronouncing it like an English name. Also managed to feign ignorance once by pretending I thought the main character must be called Les.

I've no idea why this brings me pleasure, but it does; God help me.

I was at least twenty when I realised it was pronounced Frenchily

[BFTD]

14 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

You're up when?

Stardate 540.9. Philpy's minutelog.

[johnnydun]

1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Philpy's minutelog.

Is that like a tiny shite?

[BFTD]

1 minute ago, johnnydun said:

Is that like a tiny shite?

Haw. He may be a tiny shite, but he's our tiny shite.

[8MileBU]

Stardate 540.9. Philpy's minutelog.

Is that like a tiny shite?

That’s no tiny if it’s a log lasts a minute. That’s a sair yin tbh.

[johnnydun]

1 minute ago, 8MileBU said:

 

 

 

That’s no tiny if it’s a log lasts a minute. That’s a sair yin tbh.

 

 

 

It is if it's a minute log.

FFS boys am I really having to explain this?

[welshbairn]

11 minutes ago, 8MileBU said:

 

 

 

That’s no tiny if it’s a log lasts a minute. That’s a sair yin tbh.

 

 

 

Nothing in your life would be more satisfying than that. Unless its all squirts, brown toothpaste and nuggets. A proper bog blocking log.

[8MileBU]

It is if it's a minute log.
FFS boys am I really having to explain this?

No mate but you’re choosing to.

Nothing in your life would be more satisfying than that. Unless its all squirts, brown toothpaste and nuggets. A proper bog blocking log.

[emoji1]

‘Brown Toothpaste and Nuggets’ is a punk album waiting to be made.