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39 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

 


Moira was a fucking dick, Graham. She hated your Lexus.

 

Good patter.   Would read again.  Wrong. But a guid c**t. 

27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

 


Think you typed Lexus instead of microcock there, m9.

 

*facepalm*  

hand in your internet. 

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4 hours ago, CLANCY2KTID said:

Glad to know I'm not the only one mate. Got it again on Saturday there, the old "good to yourself aren't you? Don't worry I'll make sure the kids have a good day tomorrow when your lying about all day dying" was aired again.

 

To be fair to her, she did. And I got to suffer in peace. Win/win really.

I'm still in the bad books for buying your PS1 mate.

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42 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said:


Not good. Had already been caught a year earlier- but sold it as a one off. In my defence I had said in a post on there that I hadn't done anything since I got caught. So she accepted that. However she found out it wasn't just a "one off" but was a large number of women continually since we had got together.

Still together though, but it caused grief for years, split up for a year and the only social media I am permitted to have (bizarrely) is Snapchat.
 

f**k living like that.

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46 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said:


Not good. Had already been caught a year earlier- but sold it as a one off. In my defence I had said in a post on there that I hadn't done anything since I got caught. So she accepted that. However she found out it wasn't just a "one off" but was a large number of women continually since we had got together.

Still together though, but it caused grief for years, split up for a year and the only social media I am permitted to have (bizarrely) is Snapchat.
 

You must be some ride if she's still with you after that.

Either that or she has crippling self esteem issues.

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1 minute ago, The Chlamydia Kid said:


I've little self control a ban on social media and other checks on my actions keeps my behaviour in tact for my own benefit.

Sounds like you need a Carer not a girlfriend! 

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3 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said:


Meanwhile I'm sure your conduct is exemplary in all aspects of your life.

Would you not be better either single or agreeing to an open relationship? 

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I'm sure having found you posting on a forum before about your personal life. She'd be thrilled to find yet more intimate details of your relationship being shared again.

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16 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Sitting in a poorly lit room with only the big light on is depressing single man/jakey/student behavior.

Sort yerselves out.

Removed the big light from the living room like a boss.

Feeling #epic.

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I'm sure having found you posting on a forum before about your personal life. She'd be thrilled to find yet more intimate details of your relationship being shared again.


And there's no doubt with the history of cheating a name like "The Chlamydia Kid" will go down well.
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With regards to cheating partners being taken back, much of this is to do with financial stability and a better the devil you know outlook on life. People who look at a couple and say "I don't see why she doesn't just leave him" for example fail/refuse to see just how messy a break up will be when there is a house, car and assets are involved, let alone children.

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With regards to cheating partners being taken back, much of this is to do with financial stability and a better the devil you know outlook on life. People who look at a couple and say "I don't see why she doesn't just leave him" for example fail/refuse to see just how messy a break up will be when there is a house, car and assets are involved, let alone children.


Took my pal months to finish with his ex for cheating. We knew of at least 6 incidents in the space of a year with many more rumoured to have happened.

He said he didn't want to break it off because he'd have to admit to his parents that she was trouble.
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Can maybe understand if it was a one off, drunk thing, but if either of us were shagging about behind the others back consistently I'm sure we'd be out on our arse pretty fucking quick.

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Cheating on your spouse is really something you should keep to yourself. Its nothing to be proud of, and leaving an online trail of evidence is foolishness on a quite mental scale.

     

 

At least he doesn't have some awkward username, something STD related for example that would have guys running a mile from her through association.

 

Eta: Ah, one cannot rule out calculated scumbaggery by doing this to keep her to himself after going through his own slippery cheating b****** phase.

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