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Me: “can you take something out the freezer for tea?”

Her: “yeah I’ve taken out chicken.”

Come home at lunch and can’t see said chicken in either the fridge or on the counter defrosting, so I call her.

Apparently she forgot.

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1 hour ago, mizfit said:

Me: “can you take something out the freezer for tea?”

Her: “yeah I’ve taken out chicken.”

Come home at lunch and can’t see said chicken in either the fridge or on the counter defrosting, so I call her.

Apparently she forgot.

Why are you putting chicken in your cup of tea?

 

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on a saturday sits on her arse most of the day while i’m at work. waits until i start ironing my clothes to go to pub. eh can you just do my stuff as well. no i fukin can’t you lazy boot

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Every day before work I’ll finish using the iron and ask if she needs it...always a no.

The ONE time I don’t ask if she needs it and it’s away when she comes downstairs “well you could have asked if I needed to use the iron...”

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For once, I didnt have to be at work until 11.  

Few drinks last night, with the plan of a lie in and a bath before work. 

"Can you drop me at Ealing Broadway, I won't make the train." 

Actually, you had no intention of making the train as you were watching TV and had factored in a lift. 

She didn't get a lift and is now in a big cream puff

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Asked me yesterday to grab her credit card for her. Not a problem I reply, where is it?

 

"In my purse"

 

Cheers for that I was away to check the dishwasher ya boot

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On 05/07/2019 at 00:24, Cerberus said:

She’s a nester and not really spontaneous or adventurous.
I get the impression that is a common womanly trait though.

I get bored with the same old monotonous shite.

I only ever see you when you post the same old tawdry, derivative and predictable shite on the Sevco threads.

Looks like the pair of you are well matched.

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We’ve started packing for moving in 2 months time and she’s decided that the cupboard that we store loads of stuff is now for packed stuff ONLY so loads of other stuff that was sitting in the cupboard nicely and not in anyone’s way is distributed all over the flat as it’s not packed for moving yet. The cupboard that we store our condiments now has a tommy tippy machine in it and because everything is so tightly packed in then stuff falls out easily. I was looking for beef stock last night and then a jar of Dijon mustard fell out and smashed my wine glass all over the place.

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