Dee Man Posted June 12, 2017 Author Share Posted June 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: So glad I'm a straight female and don't have to put up with the crazy shite most women come out with. Haven't you just broken your hand from punching Rugster on the jaw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 22 pages within the space of a few days Only read the first couple of pages so far. Has Banana been by to call you all a bunch of cucks yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 She's got a bit of a high fore heid and an attitude. Is she a Klingon? Ha ha yes I give her pelters for the forehead all the time.She was a 7 when I first met her but comfort eating and pregnancy has reduced her to a 6. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 My mate wants to know what your missus' blonde pal is up to and if she has ever seen a grown man naked. The one to the left as you look at it is her best pal who sadly lives down south. The other one is my soon to be sister-in-wid-law. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Ha ha yes I give her pelters for the forehead all the time. She was a 7 when I first met her but comfort eating and pregnancy has reduced her to a 6. I read that as "She was 7 when I first met her" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Haven't you just broken your hand from punching Rugster on the jaw? Ruggy gets an easy life living with me. I mean, I haven't even told him off for fucking off to a work event in Manchester meaning I'll probably miss our Europa League away game. * *raging tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I read that as "She was 7 when I first met her" He does love those underage discos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 hours ago, deej said: Apparently the big light in the living room is for decorative purposes only, and should never actually be turned on. Instead I've to go to three corners of the room and turn on 3 smaller lights. Every fucking time. This is what a 5 amp lighting circuit connected to a wall switch (or a double switch) is for. Costs buttons to put in (if you're doing a refurb) but takes away all that hassle. Anyway, with Adam, Lisa C, Dindy and HSF all posting about their respective partners with replies this once decent thread is rapidly turning in to Dear Cathy and Claire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Dear Cathy and Claire Lesbians? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: Lesbians? Dundonian agony aunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Most infuriating thing Moira did was leaving me. She got 50%. She put in less than 5% with her low paid low skilled work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Always on the phone. Maw 6 times a day, sister 3. Also phones me and expects me to chat away in the same pishy style 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Takes no interest in sports and has no idea why I would be pissed off with Saturdays Scotland game. Least they didn't lose she says....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 When the dog gets its head stuck in an empty baby milk carton and the only pictures that she takes of it has all the crap of the day in the background rendering the photos useless for posting on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Just now, supermik said: When the dog gets its head stuck in an empty baby milk carton and the only pictures that she takes of it has all the crap of the day in the background rendering the photos useless for posting on here. Pics or GTF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Phoning me at work and asking where something in the house is that she can't find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Most infuriating thing Moira did was leaving me. She got 50%. She put in less than 5% with her low paid low skilled work. Moira was a fucking dick, Graham. She hated your Lexus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 39 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Moira was a fucking dick, Graham. She hated your Lexus. Good patter. Would read again. Wrong. But a guid c**t. 27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Think you typed Lexus instead of microcock there, m9. *facepalm* hand in your internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 hours ago, CLANCY2KTID said: Glad to know I'm not the only one mate. Got it again on Saturday there, the old "good to yourself aren't you? Don't worry I'll make sure the kids have a good day tomorrow when your lying about all day dying" was aired again. To be fair to her, she did. And I got to suffer in peace. Win/win really. I'm still in the bad books for buying your PS1 mate. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 How did things go when you got home? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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