The Naitch Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Wires said: The thing that infuriates me most about my partner is her desire to tickle my botty hole with a toothbrush. I’ve told her repeatedly I just don’t like it because it makes me quiver like she has just forced some soor plooms up my balloon knot but no, the toothbrush comes out each Saturday and tickle tickle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I'll answer for him but hell yeah.... spread the outsides and put your filling in. Meantime have a decent heavy frying pan on the hob, add a tiny drop oil, fold a square of tin foil a but bigger than your toasties.Place toastie in pan, foil on top and a pan on top of that, flip when cooked.Crisp and crunchy... far superior to a toastie maker!!And easier to clean up too....100% correct. Can go the whole hog and get some cheese on the outside too to make a crisp, but that’s a pain tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Has she made this abomination more than once? Every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, mac.i said: I'll answer for him but hell yeah.... spread the outsides and put your filling in. Meantime have a decent heavy frying pan on the hob, add a tiny drop oil, fold a square of tin foil a but bigger than your toasties. Place toastie in pan, foil on top and a pan on top of that, flip when cooked. Crisp and crunchy... far superior to a toastie maker!! And easier to clean up too.... That's a grilled cheese... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 The last page or so of this has been horrifically eye opening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Wires said: The thing that infuriates me most about my partner is her desire to tickle my botty hole with a toothbrush. I’ve told her repeatedly I just don’t like it because it makes me quiver like she has just forced some soor plooms up my balloon knot but no, the toothbrush comes out each Saturday and tickle tickle. Is that before or after she brushes her teeth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've got a confession. I make it that way. The bread holds up ok. The secret is cheese. Not cut too thick. I grate the cheese #rebel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 16 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The last page or so of this has been horrifically eye opening. My mind is blown by this "toastie in a pan" chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Wires said: The thing that infuriates me most about my partner is her desire to tickle my botty hole with a toothbrush. I’ve told her repeatedly I just don’t like it because it makes me quiver like she has just forced some soor plooms up my balloon knot but no, the toothbrush comes out each Saturday and tickle tickle. What end of the toothbrush? Oh and tell her you've just shat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 What kind of toothbrush? Electric? Manual? You get different heads with electric ones, so if it is an electric one then what sort of head do you use? Alternatively you can sellotape a big of Lego on to the head. If it's a manual do you get one with the wee tongue scraper bit on the back? One with the rubber bristles interspersed throughout? Hard? Soft? Medium? Do you fire up some mouthwash beforehand and well, and swill it around your anus? Do you floss the arse? So many options, and we need answers, and we need them now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 There aren't even any teeth down there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzGTI Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Breath 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 40 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: There aren't even any teeth down there. Maybe he brushes his arse two times a day and wipes his mouth with toilet roll whenever he shits? His bathroom must be an experience, like some of fecal funhouse that spells surprisingly minty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Maybe he brushes his arse two times a day and wipes his mouth with toilet roll whenever he shits? Just reminded me of that South Park episode when they put food up their arse and shit out their mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 4 hours ago, BuzzGTI said: Breath I say this every time I read the thread title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 5, 2019 Author Share Posted February 5, 2019 17 hours ago, BuzzGTI said: Breath *Breathe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Making shit food concoctions then going in a huff when the bairn and I laugh at her. Last night at about 9pm, I caught her making a baked bean sandwich. Actual baked beans heated up, mayonnaise and cheese mixed in with them. In bread. Cold bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Alternatively you can sellotape a big of Lego on to the head.Best not doing that. If it gets stuck up there, you will be shitting bricks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Making shit food concoctions then going in a huff when the bairn and I laugh at her. Last night at about 9pm, I caught her making a baked bean sandwich. Actual baked beans heated up, mayonnaise and cheese mixed in with them. In bread. Cold bread. is she pregnant? if you think no could she be lying to you about not being pregnant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, ah-dee said: is she pregnant? if you think no could she be lying to you about not being pregnant? Good luck @Bairnardo, @Shandon Par, @Rowan and anybody else that's been round in the past few months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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