sjc Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Buys us a key bowl to put on the coffee table because I "leave them all over" the gaff. It's actually pretty handy, as I now know where my keys always are. She continues to leave hers in various places around the house, though, and gets into a hissy fit when she can't find her own keys. You're not supposed to pick your own wifes keys out of the bowl mate........ 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, sjc said: You're not supposed to pick your own wifes keys out of the bowl mate........ Not married, mate. But, point taken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 24 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I’ve come home to the side and French doors unlocked since 8.30 this morning, does this all the time Mine is the opposite. Locks the back door every fucking time. Sitting out the back, out comes for 5 mins then goes back in and locks me out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mine is the opposite. Locks the back door every fucking time. Sitting out the back, out comes for 5 mins then goes back in and locks me out. I can understand that. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 On 04/06/2018 at 15:11, Sweet Pete said: In that case, I agree. My current spouse leaves all the doors open because "it helps the heat circulate when the heating's on". When I incredulously explained to her that that's fucking stupid and closing the doors throughout the house when using the heating is a far quicker, smarter, more efficient and, frankly, the only way to do it, she countered that her dad taught her to do it that way. And she's right enough, he does as well. Leaves all the doors in his house open. Drives me fucking mad. Whenever we visit him I go round and shut the doors to the bedrooms, bathroom etc and he comes along behind me and opens them again without saying anything. Endlessly and silently we play out this passive agressive war of attrition with no clear victory for either side. Forgive me if I've got some of the details wrong but do you not build/renovate houses for a fucking living? I'd fit all the doors with locks and never let her near the key. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Buys us a key bowl to put on the coffee table because I "leave them all over" the gaff. It's actually pretty handy, as I now know where my keys always are. She continues to leave hers in various places around the house, though, and gets into a hissy fit when she can't find her own keys. The latter is my life, mainly as she's leaving the house late for something. "Oh my god I can't find my keys, where are my keys??""Have you checked your coat""Ah they were there"Every. Single. Time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Buys us a key bowl to put on the coffee table because I "leave them all over" the gaff. It's actually pretty handy, as I now know where my keys always are. She continues to leave hers in various places around the house, though, and gets into a hissy fit when she can't find her own keys. The wife bought a device for her key ring, that when you whistled it bleeped. Still drove me round the bend, walking round the house whistling, then standing in silence listening for faint bleeps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I can understand that. The annoying thing is she remembers and lets me back in rather than leaving me to a slow painful lingering freezing death which is the preferable option. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The annoying thing is she remembers and lets me back in rather than leaving me to a slow painful lingering freezing death which is the preferable option. Don't ask to be let in then. It seems so simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I just keep my keys in my pocket. Women should start using them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 44 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I just keep my keys in my pocket. Women should start using them. No woman wants to go near your pockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Forgive me if I've got some of the details wrong but do you not build/renovate houses for a fucking living? I'd fit all the doors with locks and never let her near the key. I repair c***s' houses when they f**k something up. Yes, I am, of course, capable of fitting locks to my doors. No, however, I shan't be doing that. I have two kids for a start, and the authorities take a dim view of locking your kids up. Look what happened to that poor DIY enthusiast from Austria. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 21 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: I repair c***s' houses when they f**k something up. Yes, I am, of course, capable of fitting locks to my doors. No, however, I shan't be doing that. I have two kids for a start, and the authorities take a dim view of locking your kids up. Look what happened to that poor DIY enthusiast from Austria. Sorry, I meant the first part as a suggestion that you'd know how radiators work and how to use them most efficiently. I'm still angry after reading that post and it was four hours ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Yes, I understand how radiators work. Thank you for your support. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Yes, I understand how radiators work. Thank you for your support. How was Lebanon, Terry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, sjc said: How was Lebanon, Terry? Your finger is right on the pulse of current affairs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, sjc said: How was Lebanon, Terry? Do we have to waite for the punchline? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Your finger is right on the pulse of current affairs. True but 5 years and he still never managed to bleed that fucking radiator........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, sjc said: True but 5 years and he still never managed to bleed that fucking radiator........ There are folk reading this who literally have no idea what it refers to. Like how Madeleine McCann jokes won't make sense to folk who are 4 today when they are 30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: There are folk reading this who literally have no idea what it refers to. Like how Madeleine McCann jokes won't make sense to folk who are 4 today when they are 30. You're an older c**t like me so that's all that matters in this case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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