Jacksgranda Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 12 hours ago, RockMusic said: Mine is worse. When I've got holiday time off when she hasn't I get told that I'm not on holiday (ie, I've to work like a dog on chores all day and still get shouted at for it not being good enough when she returns). 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: No offence, but she sounds like a right boot. He's maybe exagerrating for "comic" effect. If not... My wife can be very annoying at times - as no doubt, can I - but reading this thread makes me feel well off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 She’s watching Eastenders and pausing it’s every 10 minutes to scream “OH MY GOD” before asking if I’ve seen this. No, I havent, because I’m not watching this shite. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Her "you want anything from the shop for your train ride later?"Me "one of those pastry things"Her "but you're already taking a sandwich blah blah.... ''Me '' don't bother it's fine (I'm buying my own shit later anyway"Her "it's no trouble I'll buy you one"Great thanks!!!! Ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 19QOS19 Posted June 11, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 11, 2019 (The wee one has been unwell the last few days) I've just got home and obviously I go in and look in on the wee one. She's snoring and looks comfy. So I head to bed. Her: Did you check the wee one's nappy? (In 2 years she has never shit in her nappy while she's been sleeping. Even as a newborn). Me: No. Her: Why not? Me: Well she looks like she hasn't moved since you put her to bed* so she's obviously in a good sleep and I didn't want to wake her. * Duvet looked like a made bed. Unheard of with her as she's a wriggler. Her: Can you check it though? I go and check and as expected her nappy is fine. The wee one wakes up. Her: You've woken her. Me: Because you fucking told me to check her nappy!! (A whispered shout) Seriously, they are a different fucking breed. 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 It's amazing how fucking angry I get reading this thread. Then I remember it's not me that it's happening to for a change and I get even more riled up that some poor c***s birds gone in the head too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 It's taken me 12 years of living with her to realise that regardless of the month and time of day she cannot enter a room without putting the light on. I personally rarely use the big light as I prefer to watch TV in the dark and pretty much only use the Kitchen light. She will come in at 6.00 in summer and still put the light on.I know this is an old post but I'm reading through this thread and this infuriates me also. There's no need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 (edited) On 10/06/2019 at 09:18, Stellaboz said: Her "you want anything from the shop for your train ride later?"Me "one of those pastry things" Her "but you're already taking a sandwich blah blah.... '' Me '' don't bother it's fine (I'm buying my own shit later anyway" Her "it's no trouble I'll buy you one" Great thanks!!!! Ffs That's a wee bit vague to be honest, I'm not surprised she followed up with a supplementary. Edited June 12, 2019 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Asks me to put whatever I am watching aff so we can watch Love Island. Spends the next hour on her phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Mine couldn't figure out how to send an attachment in an email, so I had to do it for her. An email that she was sending to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 15 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Asks me to put whatever I am watching aff so we can watch Love Island. Spends the next hour on her phone. I have a question for you and anyone else who's been in this situation Do you not have multiple televisions? Can you not use catch-up services to watch things you want that the other has no interest in, at more favourable times? Do you need to do everything together? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I have a question for you and anyone else who's been in this situation Do you not have multiple televisions? Can you not use catch-up services to watch things you want that the other has no interest in, at more favourable times? Do you need to do everything together?Recommended a Nintendo switch. Spend time together and avoid that pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I have a question for you and anyone else who's been in this situation Do you not have multiple televisions? Can you not use catch-up services to watch things you want that the other has no interest in, at more favourable times? Do you need to do everything together? I work shifts so on the weekday evenings I am in, if we are in the house we spend it watching TV/films. Sometimes I can watch the fitba while she chills next to me. most of the time we watch something together (Chernobyl, Designated Survivor, etc) and on occasions I will sit and chill while she watches Love Island or some shite like Hollyoaks. I don't mind LI to an extent but her not paying attention to it rips my knitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Actually biting the cheese off the block 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Actually biting the cheese off the block That's animalistic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Actually biting the cheese off the block Must have had the munchies 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Actually biting the cheese off the block Food on the same surface where you roll your rizla? Disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Rolling roll ups? Does she live under a bridge? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Rolling roll ups? Does she live under a bridge? Looks like it's UK tax paid, very posh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Actually biting the cheese off the block Are you going cold turkey from a class a substance? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Are you going cold turkey from a class a substance? I'm amazed social services haven't removed her child 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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