Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

9 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Her "I've saved money on your health cover. You just have to show them you walk more than 6,000 steps per day". Can see my phone getting strapped to the dog. 

You'd get a bigger discount if you strapped it to @throbber 's wanking arm.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

9 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

". Can see my phone getting strapped to the dog. 

They’ll think you’re back the  caffeine and drink and up your premiums imo.

[mathematics]

Buys bread. Leaves in on the (empty) bread bin and not in the bread bin.

[Jacksgranda]

7 minutes ago, mathematics said:

Buys bread. Leaves in on the (empty) bread bin and not in the bread bin.

You should have opened the bread bin to prove it was empty, imho.

[Guest Moomintroll]

Won't let me go back up to Scotland to kidnap the Rent Boi & adopt him as our own hound.

[RockMusic]

1 hour ago, mathematics said:

Buys bread. Leaves in on the (empty) bread bin and not in the bread bin.

Yeah, silly stuff. However, she gets away with it because it's tiger bread, which is just splendid.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

56 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

You should have opened the bread bin to prove it was empty, imho.

She’s probably chopped up inside it.

[ICTJohnboy]

Whenever our door bell rings she always says : "Oh will you get it?"

This is been happening ever since that poor guy in Nairn was shot dead on his doorstep when he answered his door way back in 2004.

(We lived in that area at that time and she's never forgotten it)

[Jacksgranda]

23 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

Whenever our door bell rings she always says : "Oh will you get it?"

This is been happening ever since that poor guy in Nairn was shot dead on his doorstep when he answered his door way back in 2004.

(We lived in that area at that time and she's never forgotten it)

Mine always says "Who's that at the door?" (We haven't got a door bell, so the door just gets a chap.)

[Florentine_Pogen]

Buys bread. Leaves in on the (empty) bread bin and not in the bread bin.

Yeah, but she gets a pass this time cos’ she bought tattie scones too...... [emoji56]

[Black and White Tragic]

This

[Derry Alli]

I had no idea folk still used bread bins in this days in age. 

[mathematics]

You lot are going soft.

[Chicken Wing]

You lot are going soft.

Generally happens with age.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 minute ago, Chicken Wing said:

30 minutes ago, mathematics said:

You lot are going soft.

Generally happens with age.

And drink.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

55 minutes ago, Dele said:

I had no idea folk still used bread bins in this days in age. 

Where do you store your bread products?

Let me guess, in the fridge.

[stevieKTID]

Whenever our door bell rings she always says : "Oh will you get it?"
This is been happening ever since that poor guy in Nairn was shot dead on his doorstep when he answered his door way back in 2004.
(We lived in that area at that time and she's never forgotten it)

He was in the year below me at school

[RH33]

On 27/05/2019 at 10:29, RockMusic said:

Mine has a handbag that has more rubbish in it than the average wheelie bin. It's like a tardis of crap and it results in her taking 10 minutes to find the one useful item in it.

I don’t understand this. My handbag has my purse, keys and phone in it. What else could you need?!

[Derry Alli]

12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Where do you store your bread products?

Let me guess, in the fridge.

I only eat fresh rolls, I don't need to store them. 

A half loaf just goes on the bottom shelf of the 'crisp cupboard', along with biscuits.

I don't thi k I buy any other bread products. 

[Miguel Sanchez]

1 hour ago, Black and White Tragic said:

This

This rockets to the top 5 worst things ever posted in this thread, which is some achievement.