Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Mine has the audacity to shout at the bairn (now 9) for leaving a sweetie wrapper in the living room whilst happilying wallowing in her own pile of handbags, coats and general shite. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Leaving empty cans of juice in the cup holder in the car [emoji34] 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: We need to start a club. No more will we put up with this shite. Tidy after yourself you fucking midden. Maybe you HM & MM could move in together, what fun you could all have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 25 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe you HM & MM could move in together, what fun you could all have. At least the place would be tidy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mine has the audacity to shout at the bairn (now 9) for leaving a sweetie wrapper in the living room whilst happilying wallowing in her own pile of handbags, coats and general shite. Mine has a handbag that has more rubbish in it than the average wheelie bin. It's like a tardis of crap and it results in her taking 10 minutes to find the one useful item in it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 And whenever you get asked: " Do you think I've put on weight?", under no circumstances answer that question. Just get your sweet ass out of there like greased lightning. There is no satisfying answer here: even if you say you think she's lost weight, you'll just get the," so you're saying I was fat and needed to lose weight, and then it descends into the usual warzone. I'll repeat: do NOT answer that question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 minute ago, RockMusic said: And whenever you get asked: " Do you think I've put on weight?", under no circumstances answer that question. Just get your sweet ass out of there like greased lightning. There is no satisfying answer here: even if you say you think she's lost weight, you'll just get the," so you're saying I was fat and needed to lose weight, and then it descends into the usual warzone. I'll repeat: do NOT answer that question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Mrs BB just plain does not understand roundabouts. “That w****r in the Audi is out of order”“No no no no no you are in the wrong lane”Every single time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 “Do you know where my (name any one of several hundred objects) is / are ?”“Yes darling, exactly where you left it / them.”This is my stock answer to this type of question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Seen somebody mention candles a few pages ago. Not only do we have candles dotted about the house but we also have a drawer in the living room filled with candles. The back-up candles that we have in case we somehow go through all the others that we don't use ever. I don't mind candles but my wife is insistent on this drawer being a candle only drawer because some of them are scented ones. Our sideboard in the living room has 2 wide drawers - 1 which is jam packed with odds and ends (chargers, deck of cards, pens etc) and paperwork while the other sits half empty. I started putting batteries in the candle drawer to make some space and yesterday discovered them wedged in the other drawer which can only now be closed by pushing items down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe you HM & MM could move in together, what fun you could all have. We could fight over who gets to tidy up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: We could fight over who gets to tidy up 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Leaving empty cans of juice in the cup holder in the car [emoji34]Or worse when she leaves a little amount in the can so you can't just launch it in the passenger footwell. I normally find this out straight after I've opened a can for myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Mrs BB just plain does not understand roundabouts. “That w****r in the Audi is out of order”“No no no no no you are in the wrong lane”Every single time. 100%.Maybe its just me....BUT....Approaching a roundabout....there's 2 lanes approaching the roundabout...One with an arrow pointing to the left...The other with a "2 point" arrow pointing straight AND right. By my reckoning that means the left lane goes Left only, and the right lane for straight on and right.Cue absolute scenes and horns blasting when my wife decides left is straight on, because, "that's what it normally is on most other roundabouts".Absolute fud, and I very rarely let her drive, ever when we're out somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 42 minutes ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said: 100%. Maybe its just me....BUT.... Approaching a roundabout....there's 2 lanes approaching the roundabout... One with an arrow pointing to the left... The other with a "2 point" arrow pointing straight AND right. By my reckoning that means the left lane goes Left only, and the right lane for straight on and right. Cue absolute scenes and horns blasting when my wife decides left is straight on, because, "that's what it normally is on most other roundabouts". Absolute fud, and I very rarely let her drive, ever when we're out somewhere. Not just confined to your wife mate, the amount of drivers who do this is staggering. Same for those who, in "normal roundabouts" go into the right-hand lane and go straight on when it's a single lane exit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Falkirk drivers will be familiar with the roundabout at St Mungo's HS which seems to attract the biggest idiots around The number of people who think straight ahead is left is unreal. They've even painted giant fucking arrows on the road to make it easy for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Every day she has to hunt for her car keys as it's too much of a task to remember to leave them in the same place when you come into the house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 35 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Falkirk drivers will be familiar with the roundabout at St Mungo's HS which seems to attract the biggest idiots around The number of people who think straight ahead is left is unreal. They've even painted giant fucking arrows on the road to make it easy for you. Ditto the roundabout in Larbert on Bellsdyke Rd, at the top of Foundry Loan. If you're travelling West on Bellsdyke Rd, going towards the hospital/Glasgow, left lane is yours. Right lane is for Outside Inn and the Business park. Unless you're one of the many, many eejits, who treat a 2 lane round about as a 'straight across', so start in left, cut over the right, and them go back into the left to leave the roundabout again. Rips my knitting, so it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 People who signal right to go straight on should be gunned down by a helicopter gunship. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Going on holiday today. On Wednesday night I got a call to ask if I knew where her passport was. I then got a torrent of abuse for going to Tesco (which is on my way home) before going to help find the passport. Not even 10 minutes after I arrived I had found it, in a perfume drawer. Today, I come out the barbers to a text saying I don't know where my currency card is, do you know? Of course I don't it's not my purse and it's not my card. So I arrive and find the bloody card again. Women always go on about organisational skills. Fucking idiots. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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