Florentine_Pogen Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 34 minutes ago, coprolite said: She wanted to go to B&Q for wallpaper but apparently didn’t want to just ask. Instead she made a big show about going on the bus, including asking my opinion about whether she should take a carrier bag on the bus to carry her wallpaper in on the bus. Before loudly announcing she was leaving to get the bus. She came back with some bs story about how some nice men helped her on the bus. Idiot. Does Mrs. coprolite have one of these ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Are these nice men coming round to help her hang the wallpaper as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Archie McSquackle said: Are these nice men coming round to help her hang the wallpaper as well? There's a reference to bill posters pail to made at some point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Archie McSquackle said: Are these nice men coming round to help her hang the wallpaper as well? Hope so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 5 hours ago, TxRover said: Maybe rename it the Poo drawer? Shitestand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 2 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Shitestand The rectum lectern? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 She Just used the "word" "idears" twice in a row. I'm away to build a new patio... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 On 20/02/2023 at 18:42, carpetmonster said: Why the f**k would you stick this on the sink right next to the toothpaste? How's yer teeth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 On 20/02/2023 at 19:30, coprolite said: She wanted to go to B&Q for wallpaper but apparently didn’t want to just ask. Instead she made a big show about going on the bus, including asking my opinion about whether she should take a carrier bag on the bus to carry her wallpaper in on the bus. Before loudly announcing she was leaving to get the bus. She came back with some bs story about how some nice men helped her on the bus. Idiot. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 17 hours ago, philpy said: She Just used the "word" "idears" twice in a row. I'm away to build a new patio... There’s a proliferation of this over the past 12-18 months. No jury in the land would convict you. Spoiler Unless you turned up at the courthouse wearing these. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: There’s a proliferation of this over the past 12-18 months. No jury in the land would convict you. Reveal hidden contents Unless you turned up at the courthouse wearing these. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Busta Nut said: How's yer teeth? Clean, one way or the other 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 I reckon my missus thinks she on Gogglebox, She's never fucking happy just watchin without a daft comment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 (edited) Not infuriating but a good insight into a woman's batshit crazy mind:- She had a new jacket delivered the other day and put it on:- Me: That jacket is absolutely massive on you Her: So you're calling me fat? Couple of days later her sister and husband are round and she puts it on:- Both sister and husband (laughing no less): That jacket is far too big for you! Her: Do you think? I'll see if it'll fit mum. The jacket is gone. Edited March 1, 2023 by 19QOS19 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I reckon my missus thinks she on Gogglebox, She's never fucking happy just watchin without a daft comment. Join the club of which I am president. Watching Drive to Survive the other night and she was constantly having to stop and rewind bits she missed because she was talking over them. "I should stop talking, shouldn't I?" "Aye, that would be brilliant" *** TALKS OVER PROGRAMME MINUTES LATER *** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I reckon my missus thinks she on Gogglebox, She's never fucking happy just watchin without a daft comment. I'm often told we should apply to be on it. Aye, 4 or 5 hours of silence, looking at phones, while the telly is on, broken only by farting and "who's turn is it to make tea" will have the producers beating down our door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 It doesn't matter where we are or what we are doing, there's something more important to be looked at on her phone. All. The fucking. Time. I appreciate she's FAR from being alone in that, but it's deeply annoying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Benjamin_Nevis said: Join the club of which I am president. Watching Drive to Survive the other night and she was constantly having to stop and rewind bits she missed because she was talking over them. "I should stop talking, shouldn't I?" "Aye, that would be brilliant" *** TALKS OVER PROGRAMME MINUTES LATER *** Years ago we were binge watching The West Wing and I instituted a rule that she could only ask me 3 questions per episode. Once she used up all 3 questions before the opening credits finished (admittedly one of the questions was ‘can you turn the volume up’ 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJF Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 She will say something that I don't quite catch, so I'll ask her to repeat herself which she will do... but at exactly the same pitch and noise level that I couldn't hear her at the first time. Sometimes it'll be worse and she will repeat herself facing away from me (if we are doing the shopping or something and she is walking in front while I push the trolley). Like, evidently I couldn't hear you the first time, hence the reason I asked you to repeat yourself, so fucking turn round and speak a little louder when you say it again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, HK Hibee said: Years ago we were binge watching The West Wing and I instituted a rule that she could only ask me 3 questions per episode. Once she used up all 3 questions before the opening credits finished (admittedly one of the questions was ‘can you turn the volume up’ I tried something similar, with mixed results. Actually it was a total failure, never again. I just launch the remote onto the other settee now and she can't be fucked going over for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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