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Moaned for ages that the oven gloves were worn and she was burning her fingers.

Bought a new oven glove.

Hangs new oven glove over oven door handle next to old oven glove.

Refuses to use it, instead continuing to use the old one, because "I don't want to dirty it"

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2 hours ago, Todd_is_God said:

Moaned for ages that the oven gloves were worn and she was burning her fingers.

Bought a new oven glove.

Hangs new oven glove over oven door handle next to old oven glove.

Refuses to use it, instead continuing to use the old one, because "I don't want to dirty it"

Throw the old one in the bin.

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5 hours ago, Todd_is_God said:

Moaned for ages that the oven gloves were worn and she was burning her fingers.

Bought a new oven glove.

Hangs new oven glove over oven door handle next to old oven glove.

Refuses to use it, instead continuing to use the old one, because "I don't want to dirty it"

Thought I was shit at buying Xmas presents. And only one?

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10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Thought I was shit at buying Xmas presents. And only one?

Apparently they are sold in singles as oven gloves and in pairs as oven mitts and when sold as mitts they are joined together with string or something like that.

????????

 

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17 minutes ago, hk blues said:

Apparently they are sold in singles as oven gloves and in pairs as oven mitts and when sold as mitts they are joined together with string or something like that.

????????

 

That might explain why our oven gloves both seem to be for the same hand.

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  • 2 weeks later...

She passed her driving test last month and already knows it all .We've bought a wee car to get her off and running , still under warranty and the power steering has packed in

Her " what's wrong "

Me " power steering red light is on and that's making the steering wheel stiff"

Her " but the engine starts and I can still move the steering wheel I can still drive it "

Me " get out the fkn car please and I'm hiding the keys "

Cars been picked up earlier and coming back Monday , look out for me on the c**nts on the road thread regularly

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4 minutes ago, dagane said:

She passed her driving test last month and already knows it all .We've bought a wee car to get her off and running , still under warranty and the power steering has packed in

Her " what's wrong "

Me " power steering red light is on and that's making the steering wheel stiff"

Her " but the engine starts and I can still move the steering wheel I can still drive it "

Me " get out the fkn car please and I'm hiding the keys "

Cars been picked up earlier and coming back Monday , look out for me on the c**nts on the road thread regularly

Fnnnar

Keep us updated wrt this domestic.

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