Florentine_Pogen Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Derry Pele said: Breaks the toilet with a Friday night Chinese toalie then either doesn’t flush because she says there’s no point if she’s going back for round two in a few minutes, or if she does flush leaves the lid and bathroom door open so I get a lungful across the house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 11 hours ago, Derry Pele said: Breaks the toilet with a Friday night Chinese toalie then either doesn’t flush because she says there’s no point if she’s going back for round two in a few minutes, or if she does flush leaves the lid and bathroom door open so I get a lungful across the house. That is absolutely fucking hideous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 What a breedy c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 A two trip Chinese toalie? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Jesus christ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 A Peking Parcel. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Derry Pele Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 3 hours ago, hk blues said: Sounds like you've got yourself a cracker there, mate. Should have qualified this by saying she has recently been told she has autism, before she got her diagnosis I thought she was just a clatty b*****d but turns out she just needs loads of cues to do things 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Derry Pele said: Should have qualified this by saying she has recently been told she has autism, before she got her diagnosis I thought she was just a clatty b*****d but turns out she just needs loads of cues to do things Understood mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Derry Pele said: Should have qualified this by saying she has recently been told she has autism, before she got her diagnosis I thought she was just a clatty b*****d but turns out she just needs loads of cues to do things Flush the toilet, it's full of shite. That kind of cue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Pele Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Darren said: Flush the toilet, it's full of shite. That kind of cue? Genuinely, yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 On 04/09/2022 at 22:33, Derry Pele said: Breaks the toilet with a Friday night Chinese toalie then either doesn’t flush because she says there’s no point if she’s going back for round two in a few minutes, or if she does flush leaves the lid and bathroom door open so I get a lungful across the house. Get a sign up in the bathroom as a reminder. Also, does she scrub the porcelain after leaving her ordure to percolate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 On 05/09/2022 at 11:13, Derry Pele said: Should have qualified this by saying she has recently been told she has autism, before she got her diagnosis I thought she was just a clatty b*****d but turns out she just needs loads of cues to do things Some of the cents in my work need such a reminder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 On 05/09/2022 at 10:39, Melanius Mullarkay said: A Peking Parcel. A fortune dookie 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Mine is permanently cold. I live in Australia, it is spring - granted it’s not always hot but it’s still tshirt weather (20 degrees). She sticks the heater on FULL BLAST. I suggest putting a jumper on and she wears a flimsy cardigan with holes in it. Jesus wept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, Alex_14 said: Mine is permanently cold. I live in Australia, it is spring - granted it’s not always hot but it’s still tshirt weather (20 degrees). She sticks the heater on FULL BLAST. I suggest putting a jumper on and she wears a flimsy cardigan with holes in it. Jesus wept. A surprising number of women have absolutely no idea how to dress themselves for cold weather. Not helped by an awful lot of women's clothes being utterly unfit for purpose. "Winter" jackets that leave the midriff exposed to the elements, ludicrous open weave jumpers, pockets that don't actually exist...yeah, that's got nothing to do with it, but that would drive me fucking crackers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Alex_14 said: Mine is permanently cold. I read that as your shite was always cold based on the numerous preceding posts. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 9 hours ago, Alex_14 said: Mine is permanently cold. I live in Australia, it is spring - granted it’s not always hot but it’s still tshirt weather (20 degrees). She sticks the heater on FULL BLAST. I suggest putting a jumper on and she wears a flimsy cardigan with holes in it. Jesus wept. I don't live in Australia but mine's the same. I can't be arsed looking but I'm sure I've posted previously that her answer to being cold is to stick the heating on. The fact she's walking about with no jumper or socks on has nothing to do with her being cold though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 1 hour ago, FK1Bairn said: I don't live in Australia but mine's the same. I can't be arsed looking but I'm sure I've posted previously that her answer to being cold is to stick the heating on. The fact she's walking about with no jumper or socks on has nothing to do with her being cold though Not my wife but my teenage daughter; constantly complains she is cold: insisted on wearing a huge hoodie during the recent heatwave just looking at her. Pity whichever poor unsuspecting person she ends up with later in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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