coprolite Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 "Coldslaw" And she keeps leaving fans on in the bedrooms when there's no-one in them to cool the room down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 "Choreetzo" "Foured Fiesta" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 17 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: It’s not quite what I’d had in mind when suggesting to her to get a new hobby. Did you suggest she try her hand at woodworking? Easy mistake to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 "Wardrope" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 “Moderurn” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 It’s not quite what I’d had in mind when suggesting to her to get a new hubby.FTFYTo add to the horrors of pronunciation..."Perzil" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 On 15/07/2022 at 23:01, FK1Bairn said: We are away on holiday, today has been our first day. F*ck knows how many times I've been to the bar for juice/ice cream/food because "a woman doesn't go to the bar when a man is around" Chances of me getting away with "a man doesn't go in the kitchen if a woman's there"? Adding to this now but we've come back to the hotel and she's put the tv on in the room. She then turned her back to the TV so she can watch shite videos on her phone because there's nothing decent on. Fair enough but is it toomuch to ask to turn the TV off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Can I add “Hambag” (not euph)? Mrs just had a full wall at the foot of our bed mirrored. Not infuriating, just a bit worrying. It's certainly no reflection on you... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 9 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: It's certainly no reflection on you... Felt sorry for cleaner earlier as the mirror had some arse-prints on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Felt sorry for cleaner earlier as the mirror had some arse-prints on it. Aye. Careless of her to leave them... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 10 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Felt sorry for cleaner earlier as the mirror had some arse-prints on it. Here cums the mirror man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 4 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Can I add “Hambag” (not euph)? Mrs just had a full wall at the foot of our bed mirrored. Not infuriating, just a bit worrying. Makes it easier for her to see her hambag . 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 She booked 2 sets of tickets for the same flight because she “forgot” she had already bought them. You can’t get refunds for them. When I was mildly annoyed she got mad at me for making her feel bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 I'll add well known racket sport "bagmington" to the growing list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 56 minutes ago, cb_diamond said: I'll add well known racket sport "bagmington" to the growing list. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, velo army said: He's thick as shit, leave him alone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 1 hour ago, velo army said: Haha FFS, bang to rights on that one. There's a reason the University of Strathclyde is known as "the polytechnic". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: He's thick as shit, leave him alone! Coming from you that's like a clinically obese guy calling someone "fatty". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Has signed eldest son up for a summer sports camp starting Monday. He needs a hurley and a helmet for the hurling part, there are no sports shops within 50 miles of us that sells them. They are open till 6 today or 1-5 tomorrow, but as tomorrow is her day off she would rather I went today ( I work Mon-Fri and am still wfh). She started work at 10, kids were at a party from 11-1 at a place round the corner from her work. As she doesn't drive I had to drive her to the 15mins work, take the kids food shopping and hang around to drop them off. Go for a wander to get breakfast and waste 2 hours. Collect kids, take them and shopping home, feed them lunch and then I am going to have to drive to the sports shop (right next to smyths, with two young kids in the car ffs) and try and get this bloody helmet. Then after I get home, feed them dinner, go collect her. I then get the joys of dropping the eldest off at 10 and collecting at 2 on a week I am chock full of meetings and have 2 major projects to finalise for delivery. It gets better as she is working at 10 Tues Wed's and Thurs so I have to organise drop off for camp and her work around that as well. Apparently I should have known all this would need done when she signed him up for this camp without telling me... Looking at tying garden forks to the shoes for the pie booting to be delivered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 6 minutes ago, weirdcal said: He needs a hurley and a helmet If he didn't have the latter already, he wouldn't be thinking about the former. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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