Loonytoons Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 What she spends £15,000 on brunch? must've been some food.Egg mayonnaise with a dash of mustard apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 6 hours ago, Eatmygoal said: We are lucky enough to be relatively well off in general, however we have a few big expenses coming up and have agreed the need to save some money. Great, but she can't seem to comprehend weekend takeaways and lunch out with her pals during the week are luxuries! Ffs I feel guilty for buying a coffee at work, then find out she's spent another £15 on brunch! Exact same here, my wife is terrible for this kind of thing when we are trying to cut back a little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 9 hours ago, Loonytoons said: 11 hours ago, Empty It said: What she spends £15,000 on brunch? must've been some food. Egg mayonnaise with a dash of mustard apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 07/05/2022 at 19:16, BFTD said: Send her a PM then, FFS. Beer, sure, but I've genuinely never heard of alcohol-free spirits. That's like solvent-free glue. What would it even consist of? There’s a load of them now, you get alcohol free whisky and alcohol free tequila. Peas and hay, according to the makers - https://www.seedlipdrinks.com/en-us/our-story/?&wickedsource=google&wickedid=Cj0KCQjwvqeUBhCBARIsAOdt45YymasJeCkWRxFmS-MOxqxMdnGaoekL0v2g0hMROfA9_VUOa46sDUYaAlXREALw_wcB&wickedid=563647465125&wv=3.1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvqeUBhCBARIsAOdt45YymasJeCkWRxFmS-MOxqxMdnGaoekL0v2g0hMROfA9_VUOa46sDUYaAlXREALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 We are lucky enough to be relatively well off in general, however we have a few big expenses coming up and have agreed the need to save some money. Great, but she can't seem to comprehend weekend takeaways and lunch out with her pals during the week are luxuries! Ffs I feel guilty for buying a coffee at work, then find out she's spent another £15 on brunch! Mine got us (me) to do a financial planner, then the next day she’s off buying sourdough brunches. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 10 hours ago, carpetmonster said: There’s a load of them now, you get alcohol free whisky and alcohol free tequila. Peas and hay, according to the makers - https://www.seedlipdrinks.com/en-us/our-story/?&wickedsource=google&wickedid=Cj0KCQjwvqeUBhCBARIsAOdt45YymasJeCkWRxFmS-MOxqxMdnGaoekL0v2g0hMROfA9_VUOa46sDUYaAlXREALw_wcB&wickedid=563647465125&wv=3.1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvqeUBhCBARIsAOdt45YymasJeCkWRxFmS-MOxqxMdnGaoekL0v2g0hMROfA9_VUOa46sDUYaAlXREALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds "Spirits without the intoxicating effects" is still a mind-blowing concept to me. Like dating without the sex - I know there are (probably) plenty of folk who are into it, but it's not for me, Brian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 23 hours ago, ParsJake said: Mods, intervention required. This 100%. It's leakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 2 hours ago, velo army said: This 100%. It's leakfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 She stuck the washing out earlier and has now texted me complaining that its raining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: She stuck the washing out earlier and has now texted me complaining that its raining. Did she fail to notice the large, dark clouds that have been over the region all day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Just now, DA Baracus said: Did she fail to notice the large, dark clouds that have been over the region all day? Probably assumed it was the usual plume of fag reek that follows her about 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Probably assumed it was the usual plume of fag reek that follows her about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Probably assumed it was the usual plume of fag reek that follows her about Would surprise me if she has her own weather system going on above her fag addled bonce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 15:09, Mr. Alli said: after saying cheerio to her southbound gran since 4pm. If this is a way of saying some old person is about to die, I approve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 The amount of time she takes to start her work in the morning is off the fucking charts. Would be fine if she didn't moan about how much work she had to do, doesn't help when I mention that turning your laptop on at your start time and starting work shouldn't have a 30-40 min gap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 There’s three women coming round to the house later, so you can all imagine the absolute state of panic the wife is currently in just now, trying to make amends for having done no housework in a month in order to impress her mother, sister, and a toddler who’ll not give a f**k about anything beyond there being some cheese in the fridge. Also, there’s a gardener coming round. Told us at short notice - 2000hrs yesterday! - he would be round today and the wife is busy negotiating with her ma to borrow money to pay him today. ‘We get paid on Monday, pay him then, or even better pay him in August if he turns up wearing that ‘No Surrender’ T-shirt and giving choice opinions on the subjects of the day’ I reply, which has somehow insulted her good name by suggesting he doesn’t get paid within the hour. Less than one hour of her being in the hoose while I’m attempting to WFH. Seven hours to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: The amount of time she takes to start her work in the morning is off the fucking charts. Would be fine if she didn't moan about how much work she had to do, doesn't help when I mention that turning your laptop on at your start time and starting work shouldn't have a 30-40 min gap. Sounds like a bit of an amateur in the skiving stakes. Needs to up her game IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 15 minutes ago, Jimmy Shaker said: There’s three women coming round to the house later, so you can all imagine the absolute state of panic the wife is currently in just now, trying to make amends for having done no housework in a month in order to impress her mother, sister, and a toddler who’ll not give a f**k about anything beyond there being some cheese in the fridge. Also, there’s a gardener coming round. Told us at short notice - 2000hrs yesterday! - he would be round today and the wife is busy negotiating with her ma to borrow money to pay him today. ‘We get paid on Monday, pay him then, or even better pay him in August if he turns up wearing that ‘No Surrender’ T-shirt and giving choice opinions on the subjects of the day’ I reply, which has somehow insulted her good name by suggesting he doesn’t get paid within the hour. Less than one hour of her being in the hoose while I’m attempting to WFH. Seven hours to go. Think that's bad, wait until you have health visitors visiting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Was doing some decorating last night. Went out and bought decent 12" trade rollers and paint buckets so we could get through it quicker. Mrs B then proceeds to start putting emulsion on the wall with a radiator roller. Every fucking time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Left Back said: Sounds like a bit of an amateur in the skiving stakes. Needs to up her game IMO. Many years ago I worked for the council. In the skiving stakes, we came second to nobody. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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