BFTD Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Snooze is handy on those mornings when your mind is wrenched from sleep by the alarm and you require five or ten minutes for your brain to come to terms with reality again, and how to control the fleshy mass it's embedded within. Attempting to jump straight out of bed on those days would likely result in me crashing face-first onto the floor. Anything other than that is mental behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 I have tried for a long time to get up without using the snooze button but my brain just does not let me. I’m woken by the alarm and the shocked state of being awoken that way needs some adjustment time or you feel absolutely appalling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Buying new curtains. "Do you prefer the charcoal or the grey?" Apparently "they look just the fucking same to me" is not the correct answer, 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Arabdownunder said: Buying new curtains. "Do you prefer the charcoal or the grey?" Apparently "they look just the fucking same to me" is not the correct answer, 100% this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 I bought one of they funcy Philips alarm clocks a couple of years back. Absolute game changer and, believe it or not, worth every penny of the 150 notes I spent on it. A light comes on half an hour before I'm due to get up and gradually gets brighter. It means that when the alarm sounds (gentle music that gets louder) there's no "from sleep untimely ripped" feeling so I generally wake up in a much better mood. I do spend an hour snoozing the fucker though because my room is cold and there's no risk of gbh from a nearby significant other . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordopolis Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 I bought one of they funcy Philips alarm clocks a couple of years back. Absolute game changer and, believe it or not, worth every penny of the 150 notes I spent on it. A light comes on half an hour before I'm due to get up and gradually gets brighter. It means that when the alarm sounds (gentle music that gets louder) there's no "from sleep untimely ripped" feeling so I generally wake up in a much better mood. I do spend an hour snoozing the fucker though because my room is cold and there's no risk of gbh from a nearby significant other [emoji3526]. Is this the one? Sounds worth a try.Although it has to be said that it looks like some sort of robo-fanny sex contraption [emoji1] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Cowards. I use this as an alarm with my phone as far away from my sleeping position as possible: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Cowards. I use this as an alarm with my phone as far away from my sleeping position as possible: More peaceful than what I get woken up by most mornings tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 46 minutes ago, velo army said: I bought one of they funcy Philips alarm clocks a couple of years back. Absolute game changer and, believe it or not, worth every penny of the 150 notes I spent on it. A light comes on half an hour before I'm due to get up and gradually gets brighter. It means that when the alarm sounds (gentle music that gets louder) there's no "from sleep untimely ripped" feeling so I generally wake up in a much better mood. I do spend an hour snoozing the fucker though because my room is cold and there's no risk of gbh from a nearby significant other . £120 on Amazon the noo. They saw you coming, m9. I'd imagine there's probably a phone app that does something similar, but if it works for you, well done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordopolis Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 £120 on Amazon the noo. They saw you coming, m9. I'd imagine there's probably a phone app that does something similar, but if it works for you, well done.Phone next to the bed? F*ck right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, throbber said: More peaceful than what I get woken up by most mornings tbf. You should get her some charcoal tablets for that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Gordopolis said: Phone next to the bed? F*ck right off. How come? That's my alarm clock. Stick it on mute for anything else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: £120 on Amazon the noo. They saw you coming, m9. I'd imagine there's probably a phone app that does something similar, but if it works for you, well done. Aye I Cannae mind how much it was, and I'm with Gordo on this. My phone is in the living room when I'm in bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, velo army said: Aye I Cannae mind how much it was, and I'm with Gordo on this. My phone is in the living room when I'm in bed. Any particular reason why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordopolis Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 For me, leaving the phone downstairs breaks the mental connection with all the usual daytime thoughts. Lamp, kindle and that's it for me.Also means you don't instantly start looking at updates and messages as soon as you wake up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, BFTD said: Any particular reason why? Aye I da want to be disturbed, or tempted to use it. Keeps a solid demarcation that the bedroom is for sleep. My brain likes solid boundaries, I think. E.t.a. what Gordo the polis said. Edited February 5, 2022 by velo army 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Ah, OK. I just stick it on mute and set the alarm, and don't touch it until morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Pressing snooze more than once (or quite possibly at all)= habitual laziness. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Is this the one? Sounds worth a try.Although it has to be said that it looks like some sort of robo-fanny sex contraption [emoji1]£150 for a clock that looks like the BFGs cock ring, no thanks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 When I was getting up for a day shift, I always had my alarm set for 04:50 and my phone alarm set for 05:02, so I could have one snooze of the alarm before getting up at 05:00, with the phone as a backup in case of power cuts, which do happen occasionally where I live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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