CountyFan Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 10 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: Throws the dried cutlery back in the drawer from what sounds like a height of 3000 feet. See also; Adding salt or coriander or whatever to a finished meal from space, and then moaning about the mess in the kitchen after dinner. Sometimes it looks like she's plated up with a shotgun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 22 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Genuine question, does she have mobility problems? This is the only reason I can see for parking close to the door. No just the female logic of nearest the door is best, even if it means cramming the car between two others so it a hassle to get wean out of child seat and back in again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 19 hours ago, coprolite said: "can you help with this thing on my phone" "sure, let's have a look" "hang on! you're always trying to take over!" Me: Here look at this photo of the bairn/cat/whatever Here: I cant see it *grabs phone and starts scrolling through photos "Why is Liz McColgan on your phone?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glennie Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 "why have we nae space" "this hoose is short on space" "we need mare space" ... buys a piano 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Glennie said: "why have we nae space" "this hoose is short on space" "we need mare space" ... buys a piano Plenty storage inside a piano, Glen. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 On 08/01/2022 at 17:24, Raidernation said: You should watch ‘murcan’s use cutlery (or silverware as they call it, even when it’s plastic) I constantly get compliments on how I can use a knife and fork in “combination” nut just hack my food to bits then shovel it in with a fork only. Notice on American programs they hold the cutlery in the wrong hand. Heathens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Me: Here look at this photo of the bairn/cat/whatever Here: I cant see it *grabs phone and starts scrolling through photos "Why is Liz McColgan on your phone?" Awkward. Spoiler Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 16 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Awkward. Reveal hidden contents Thank you. Indeed. You should have seen the look I got. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Indeed. You should have seen the look I got. Hide contents She'll be thinking you've got a 'McColgan fetish' would've liked to hear you explaining your way out of that one. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 She'll be thinking you've got a 'McColgan fetish' would've liked to hear you explaining your way out of that one. Thank you.A Lynching is forthcoming I believe. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I'm still working from home, she is off today, I tell her i have important meetings 9.30-12. 9.25 rolls round and I hear the hoover being moved and plugged in, ask her what the hell? Oh I'll only be half an hour. Jesus wept 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 When she is driving I have to find something else to focus on to take my attention away from how she drives. The thing that annoys me the most is when there is a queue at lights or a junction she will get as close as possible to the car in front. I was always taught that you should be able to see the back tyres of the car in front. 20+ years and she still does that - gets annoyed if the guy in front then does something stupid ( which happens a lot here) and she gets stuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 12/01/2022 at 13:42, Melanius Mullarkay said: Plenty storage for her body inside a piano, Glen. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Doing breakfast. Me - I'm doing sausage pieces, you want the square kind or the normal? Her - Normal Me - Fine, I'll sort it As the sausages are being prepared to go into a piece... Her - Can I get mine with eggs instead? Just the white tho, so you'll need to be careful not to break the yolk. And mushrooms? And a tomato? No you can't. Fucking off-menu bullshit. Every time. I offered sausage pieces, that's all that's on my menu today. And I can guarantee that at least one of the components of whatever she comes through with will need complaining about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, Jimmy Shaker said: Doing breakfast. Me - I'm doing sausage pieces, you want the square kind or the normal? Her - Normal Me - Fine, I'll sort it As the sausages are being prepared to go into a piece... Her - Can I get mine with eggs instead? Just the white tho, so you'll need to be careful not to break the yolk. And mushrooms? And a tomato? No you can't. Fucking off-menu bullshit. Every time. I offered sausage pieces, that's all that's on my menu today. And I can guarantee that at least one of the components of whatever she comes through with will need complaining about. ... Is what you were wishing you said, as your sausages went cold while you separated the egg yolk () and cleaned the mushrooms. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 She could tell my response via the back of my head that this wasn't happening today. Normally I've no problem with doing a full spread in the morning, but not today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Normally I've no problem with doing a full spread in the morning, but not today. Ooh err missus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Meant to be hillwalking today. Currently got approx 4 hours of daylight left, and we're still at home browning chicken to go into the slow cooker. She has it in her head that the planned walk is still possible in daylight. I for one look forward to our walk along an access track to the foot of the hill and back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 9 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Meant to be hillwalking today. Currently got approx 4 hours of daylight left, and we're still at home browning chicken to go into the slow cooker. Euph? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Continually agreeing to “organise” shit when she has no clue what she’s doing. Next up a photo album for someone. “I’ll do that” she said. Shes now sitting with 300 photos from about 20 different folk, all in Messenger and has no clue how to get them downloaded etc etc. Fucking useless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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