Bully Wee Villa Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Saying "fork and knife" is clearly insane, to be fair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 For some reason all this fork talk reminded me of this: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 10 hours ago, kingjoey said: a) Yes, me. b) What bloody logic takes you to that conclusion? It's mental, that's my logic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Back on the supermarket car park, Her method, drive as close as possible, moan when no parent and kids spaces free, drive round for a while to get a space as close as possible. Taking 4 or 5 mins of wasted diesel and time. My method, park away from folk near a trolley bay. Out car, wean into trolley and off to shop. Shopping done, back to car, trolley at car to empty shopping into boot, wean back in car without issue of doors against other cars, trolley back in bay only 2 or 3 spaces from car and off. With the walk I hardly save any time but it so much less hassle. Apparently I have OCD as I think parking near a trolley bay away from other cars is a good idea and suggest it when she been circling first couple of rows next to shop more than once. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Back on the supermarket car park, Her method, drive as close as possible, moan when no parent and kids spaces free, drive round for a while to get a space as close as possible. Taking 4 or 5 mins of wasted diesel and time. My method, park away from folk near a trolley bay. Out car, wean into trolley and off to shop. Shopping done, back to car, trolley at car to empty shopping into boot, wean back in car without issue of doors against other cars, trolley back in bay only 2 or 3 spaces from car and off. With the walk I hardly save any time but it so much less hassle. Apparently I have OCD as I think parking near a trolley bay away from other cars is a good idea and suggest it when she been circling first couple of rows next to shop more than once. Genuine question, does she have mobility problems? This is the only reason I can see for parking close to the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Genuine question, does she have mobility problems? This is the only reason I can see for parking close to the door. I drop her at the door for that very reason. I have given up asking her to renew her blue badge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 "can you help with this thing on my phone" "sure, let's have a look" "hang on! you're always trying to take over!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Uses my amazon account because she doesn't have Prime. I understand why, but at least wire me the cash for the shite you don't need. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 32 minutes ago, CountyFan said: Uses my amazon account because she doesn't have Prime. I understand why, but at least wire me the cash for the shite you don't need. Aye. No point running two Prime accounts but, for reasons too long to go into here, there’s been significantly more rigour applied to household spending since Covid hit. And now that I’m only paying for half of her make up, fake tan and nails I feel like a rich man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Uses my amazon account because she doesn't have Prime. I understand why, but at least wire me the cash for the shite you don't need. Share your prime benefits with her? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: Aye. No point running two Prime accounts but, for reasons too long to go into here, there’s been significantly more rigour applied to household spending since Covid hit. And now that I’m only paying for half of her make up, fake tan and nails I feel like a rich man! But have realised she's really a 5 not the solid 8. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 2 hours ago, CountyFan said: Uses my amazon account because she doesn't have Prime. I understand why, but at least wire me the cash for the shite you don't need. We discovered last month that the item my wife was looking at on her Amazon was only 60% of the cost of the same item on my Prome account. Took 3 days longer to arrive, suppose it depends whether delivery speed or cheaper price is more important to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 28 minutes ago, RH33 said: But have realised she's really a 5 not the solid 8. Miaow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Miaow! Christ no, I'm comfortable in my solid 2! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 2 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 3 hours ago, CountyFan said: Uses my amazon account because she doesn't have Prime. I understand why, but at least wire me the cash for the shite you don't need. Share your prime benefits with her? Is that a thing? sounds ideal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Is that a thing? sounds ideal... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 "Amazon Household" no thank you, thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 2 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 3 hours ago, CountyFan said: Uses my amazon account because she doesn't have Prime. I understand why, but at least wire me the cash for the shite you don't need. Share your prime benefits with her? Originally ignored this because I thought it was some oooo errrr thing and I was being wooshed. Now I know its an actual thing I shall suggest this. Thanks much! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Throws the dried cutlery back in the drawer from what sounds like a height of 3000 feet. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 It's my daughter that does that, not my wife. Drives me potty - it's not as though there's not normally enough noise going on in the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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