Smurph Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Is it the same with having two sinks in the kitchen? I worked in a house years ago and there were two sinks in the kitchen, I was told the previous owners were Jewish. The smaller one is a bidet 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: There's a coffee mug too?!?! Seems like she's a collector of mugs Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Is it the same with having two sinks in the kitchen? I worked in a house years ago and there were two sinks in the kitchen, the I was told the previous owners were Jewish. We never had the money for that! I don't remember that being a thing with any Jewish friends or family though, but they were all reform. Perhaps it's more of an orthodox thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, BFTD said: Seems like she's a collector of mugs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Moonster said: My girlfriend has not long moved in. I made her a cup of tea the other day and thought nothing of it. Today, I was informed that "something had been bugging" her for a few days. I was then informed that whilst she was delighted with her cup of tea, I'd served it in her "milk mug" and not her "Tea mug" and if in future I could be sure not to confuse the two. I managed to catch some footage of my reaction: We've been going out for 3 years and this is the first time she's made it known that she is absolutely fucking off her tits. How do they hide this shit so well and what can be done about it? Just moved in you say? You've barely scratched the surface and I'm expecting this to be a rich seam of material for the thread. Good luck. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 41 minutes ago, The Moonster said: I would happily accept that if she was fucking Jewish. F*cking howling at this............................don't know why................................. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: My girlfriend has not long moved in. I made her a cup of tea the other day and thought nothing of it. Today, I was informed that "something had been bugging" her for a few days. I was then informed that whilst she was delighted with her cup of tea, I'd served it in her "milk mug" and not her "Tea mug" and if in future I could be sure not to confuse the two. I managed to catch some footage of my reaction: We've been going out for 3 years and this is the first time she's made it known that she is absolutely fucking off her tits. How do they hide this shit so well and what can be done about it? And now she's pregnant... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 24 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: And now she's pregnant... Pregnant before the move! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: she's made it known that she is absolutely fucking off her tits. How do they hide this shit so well and what can be done about it? I'm not sure if I told this story on here but my (now ex) asked me to make her cereal to which I obliged. Upon taking the bowl she informed me I had "made it wrong". She then told me that she doesn't like milk so I have to - exactly this way - Fill bowl with cereal, completely submerge in milk, leave for two minutes and then pour all of the milk out. I know ur pain, bro. She also used to re-wash the dishes after I'd done them because they weren't done in an order of - utensils (fresh water), glasses (fresh water), plates (fresh water) and then pans (fresh water and scourer). Brilliant ride though. GBNF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 If you’re using fresh water for each category, why does the order matter? Nutter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 I just went for a pish. There is half a bowl of Rice Krispies in the toilet. Apparently that's the easiest way to dispose of leftover cereal. I feel I've made a terrible mistake. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 I get rather annoyed if my wife uses one of my good beer glasses to put milk in. I would like to think I'm not in the minority here. But you never know..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 56 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: why does the order matter? Apparently pans always have to be washed last. "It's just how it always has been". Her mother disagrees and says she never, ever done this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 53 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Apparently pans always have to be washed last. "It's just how it always has been". Her mother disagrees and says she never, ever done this. Right enough you’d save the dirtiest stuff for the end if you were doing it all at once, but if you’re constantly changing the water all the time it’s pointless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 22 hours ago, The Moonster said: My girlfriend has not long moved in. I made her a cup of tea the other day and thought nothing of it. Today, I was informed that "something had been bugging" her for a few days. I was then informed that whilst she was delighted with her cup of tea, I'd served it in her "milk mug" and not her "Tea mug" and if in future I could be sure not to confuse the two. I managed to catch some footage of my reaction: We've been going out for 3 years and this is the first time she's made it known that she is absolutely fucking off her tits. How do they hide this shit so well and what can be done about it? I can’t stop thinking about this. Has she just designated one mug as her tea mug, and one as her milk mug, or does she think that shops sell different mugs for tea and milk? Does she have more than two mugs, and if so how does she decide which ones are which? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: I can’t stop thinking about this. Has she just designated one mug as her tea mug, and one as her milk mug, or does she think that shops sell different mugs for tea and milk? Does she have more than two mugs, and if so how does she decide which ones are which? Your mistake here is attempting to apply some form of logic to the female thought process! Edited December 14, 2021 by Shipa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 22 hours ago, The Moonster said: My girlfriend has not long moved in. I made her a cup of tea the other day and thought nothing of it. Today, I was informed that "something had been bugging" her for a few days. I was then informed that whilst she was delighted with her cup of tea, I'd served it in her "milk mug" and not her "Tea mug" and if in future I could be sure not to confuse the two. I managed to catch some footage of my reaction: We've been going out for 3 years and this is the first time she's made it known that she is absolutely fucking off her tits. How do they hide this shit so well and what can be done about it? 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: I just went for a pish. There is half a bowl of Rice Krispies in the toilet. Apparently that's the easiest way to dispose of leftover cereal. I feel I've made a terrible mistake. These are both nuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Grown ups dont drink mugs of milk.... do they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Grown ups dont drink mugs of milk.... do they? Not me. Straight from the cow! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 22 hours ago, The Moonster said: My girlfriend has not long moved in. I made her a cup of tea the other day and thought nothing of it. Today, I was informed that "something had been bugging" her for a few days. I was then informed that whilst she was delighted with her cup of tea, I'd served it in her "milk mug" and not her "Tea mug" and if in future I could be sure not to confuse the two. I managed to catch some footage of my reaction: We've been going out for 3 years and this is the first time she's made it known that she is absolutely fucking off her tits. How do they hide this shit so well and what can be done about it? It's just the start. You'll have endless other little examples to bring up on this thread. Meanwhile she'll be telling her friends that she had no idea how annoying/weird you were until she moved in. Enjoy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 21 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: She also used to re-wash the dishes after I'd done them because they weren't done in an order of - utensils (fresh water), glasses (fresh water), plates (fresh water) and then pans (fresh water and scourer). Brilliant ride though. GBNF. Only response to this is to buy a dishwasher and move on with your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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