BFTD Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Decides we need a new *insert fucking, anything here* because her maw got one and recommends it. Currently, a new tv. TBF, for all we know you've got her watching The Real Housewives of Larbert on one of these thing: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 It was either here or PTTGOYN thread, but this is more of an "infuriating things your mother in law says" (not my partner in any way), who just told us on the phone that it's been reported in Hungary that COVID protestors in Brussels were shot with real guns. Which is funny because I just watched them earlier getting blasted with water cannons and tear gas, with no fucking shots reported. Hungarian news is amongst the most bias there is, they utterly hate the EU and blame them for everything that is wrong in the country instead of the corruption of their own government. They'd follow Brexit but can't afford to go without the EU handouts they get for Orban's personal account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: "infuriating things your mother in law says" (not my partner in any way), Can't...... tell him........ for laughing.... Does someone else want to break it to this daft b*****d and put him out his misery? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 28 minutes ago, BFTD said: Maybe we'll live to see Easter Month, where we all stuff ourselves with chocolate eggs for thirty days to celebrate Lent. I’d be up for that tbqhwy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 53 minutes ago, BFTD said: TBF, for all we know you've got her watching The Real Housewives of Larbert on one of these thing: Be like a cinema size screen to @Bairnardo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 57 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: infuriating things your mother in law says Great thread title. Make it so, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 She said to me the other day, "let's set a limit of about £100 on Christmas presents for each other." Ideal I thought. She's then sent me a list with about 8 things on it and each things averages about £40 per item. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, mathematics said: Great thread title. Make it so, please. I'd like one for parents too, please. My old man was blaming the unions for the erosion of workers' rights a few weeks back. Just, fucking, OMG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Great thread title. Make it so, please. No point, gents. I would win that thread hands down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, scottsdad said: No point, gents. I would win that thread hands down. Don't tell me... A lazy old tart that runs rings round you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 25 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't tell me... A lazy old tart that runs rings round you? Fair comment... The wife stopped talking to her 3 years ago. Utterly cretinous woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 She said to me the other day, "let's set a limit of about £100 on Christmas presents for each other." Ideal I thought. She's then sent me a list with about 8 things on it and each things averages about £40 per item. Buy her two of them and spent the other £20 on drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Went out for bread and milk. Forgot milk but bought half a freezer's worth of Christmas "party" food. That's lunch throughout January sorted with mini quiches and mozzarella sticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 6 hours ago, scottsdad said: Fair comment... The wife stopped talking to her 3 years ago. Utterly cretinous woman. That's no way to speak about your wife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 2 in a row, iv jist witnessed one of the most monumental acts of stupidity in my life, as she fucked about with a wallpaper steamer, showing a complete disregard for the damgers involved. This culminated in her deciding that steam venting from the relief valve was not acceptable and began trying to screw it in or out. The relief vavle is not actually threaded/designed to be fucked with and so with complete inevitability, it sheared off resulting in a jet of boiling water hitting the ceiling, but not before scalding silly arse all the way up the arm. You never told us she’d taken training from @Shandon Par ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 7 hours ago, coprolite said: Went out for bread and milk. Forgot milk but bought half a freezer's worth of Christmas "party" food. That's lunch throughout January sorted with mini quiches and mozzarella sticks. Think you're in the wrong thread, party food is fucking brilliant 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, deej said: Think you're in the wrong thread, party food is fucking brilliant Yep, but not much good for putting in your tea/coffee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, hk blues said: Yep, but not much good for putting in your tea/coffee But if you're having party food you might as well put the coffee away and crack open a beer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, deej said: But if you're having party food you might as well put the coffee away and crack open a beer Won't argue with that logic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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