Shotgun Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Is this an offshore thing? You get vitamin deprived and need topping up when back on land? You’ve heard of scurvy, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 (edited) The NHS give out free Vitamin D to those at high risk from Covid, so they must think it does something. Edited November 18, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Craig the Hunter said: My wife is American and after much protesting on my part I relented, we now put the decorations up the day after Thanksgiving. We don't have Thanksgiving, so tell her to beat it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 My wife is American and after much protesting on my part I relented, we now put the decorations up the day after Thanksgiving. My wife is American. She doesn't give a shiny shite about nonsense such as Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Labour Day etc.She happily goes along with my philosophy on Pagan decorations..... i. e. They go up when I can be bothered dragging my arse into the attic to get them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Any port in a storm!Lord Flasheart found^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 19 hours ago, Shotgun said: Christmas isn't supposed to take up 1/6 of the calendar year. You seem to have forgotten that a fair amount of folk are easily led idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: She went to the doctor today. A very sore throat, can't swallow any food and very sore to swallow fluids. Can't sleep either. The doctor told her it was a virus and prescribed a throat spray to help with the symptoms. She has decided that the doctor is wrong. She should have had antibiotics. She has googled her symptoms and some website says she has a bacterial infection. Where do I even start? I've had a horrendous cough all week, spoke to a Doctor today and he's prescribed me anti biotics. We could do a deal?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 51 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: You seem to have forgotten that a fair amount of folk are easily led idiots. Sadly, no. I'm reminded of that every...single...day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 December 13th - St Lucia's day, probably. However, many Swedish homes will have 'four candles' that they light consecutively each Sunday to mark Advent. And that could actually start in November...That's the Christian definition of the Advent season (it also extends a good bit after Christmas) and where Advent calendars stem from. When I was wee my parents went by the (traditional according to them) 12 days before, 12 days after and I've tried to stick by that but normally get nagged into the weekend before that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: so tell her to beat it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: We don't have Thanksgiving, so tell her to beat it. I love Thanksgiving. Its a good food day and there's NFL on the TV. The rest of the American "holidays" can definitely beat it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: 15 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: December 13th - St Lucia's day, probably. However, many Swedish homes will have 'four candles' that they light consecutively each Sunday to mark Advent. And that could actually start in November... That's the Christian definition of the Advent season (it also extends a good bit after Christmas) and where Advent calendars stem from. When I was wee my parents went by the (traditional according to them) 12 days before, 12 days after and I've tried to stick by that but normally get nagged into the weekend before that. My eldest was born on Dec 19th so - since we got divorced 12ish years ago - used that as the start of Xmas and had the decorations up for a dinner for her and the other two. I take them down when I can be arsed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: Is this an offshore thing? You get vitamin deprived and need topping up when back on land? I choose to do it, otherwise I'll get no sunlight (and therefore no vitamin D) whilst living in a steel box for a month. Turns out it was put under the sink, beside the bleach. Stupid me for not checking there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Shotgun said: You’ve heard of scurvy, Shirley? We be pirates of the North Sea, yarrrr. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 48 minutes ago, Craig the Hunter said: I love Thanksgiving. Its a good food day and there's NFL on the TV. The rest of the American "holidays" can definitely beat it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: We be pirates of the North Sea, yarrrr. ^^^ hasn’t been in the barrel yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Decides we need a new *insert fucking, anything here* because her maw got one and recommends it. Currently, a new tv. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 2 in a row, iv jist witnessed one of the most monumental acts of stupidity in my life, as she fucked about with a wallpaper steamer, showing a complete disregard for the damgers involved. This culminated in her deciding that steam venting from the relief valve was not acceptable and began trying to screw it in or out. The relief vavle is not actually threaded/designed to be fucked with and so with complete inevitability, it sheared off resulting in a jet of boiling water hitting the ceiling, but not before scalding silly arse all the way up the arm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 On 17/11/2021 at 18:42, Shotgun said: Christmas isn't supposed to take up 1/6 of the calendar year. Neither is poppy season. Maybe we'll live to see Easter Month, where we all stuff ourselves with chocolate eggs for thirty days to celebrate Lent. On 18/11/2021 at 10:45, scottsdad said: She went to the doctor today. A very sore throat, can't swallow any food and very sore to swallow fluids. Can't sleep either. The doctor told her it was a virus and prescribed a throat spray to help with the symptoms. She has decided that the doctor is wrong. She should have had antibiotics. She has googled her symptoms and some website says she has a bacterial infection. Where do I even start? Humans ripping the arse out of antibiotics has been common knowledge for so long now that anyone pulling this shit needs STRONGLY ADVISED against such behaviour. Do your duty for your fellow man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 39 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 in a row, iv jist witnessed one of the most monumental acts of stupidity in my life, as she fucked about with a wallpaper steamer, showing a complete disregard for the damgers involved. This culminated in her deciding that steam venting from the relief valve was not acceptable and began trying to screw it in or out. The relief vavle is not actually threaded/designed to be fucked with and so with complete inevitability, it sheared off resulting in a jet of boiling water hitting the ceiling, but not before scalding silly arse all the way up the arm. Few days on the pat & mick watching female shite on her new tv will see her right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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