Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Try "fucking trying not to fucking crash" the next time - you might get an hours peace out of it...Worth a shot imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Twice, someone pulled out in front of me, and she leaned over and honked the horn. Surely as driver it's my choice who gets the horn I'd be raging if someone did that. Does she bash the horn a lot when she's driving, Kenneth? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 35 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: and tell me about totally obvious things that we are approaching. Utterly infuriating behaviour. "You've only just spotted that?" should be your retort. Remember to duck afterwards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Adam said: I’m fairly new to the driving game, having only passed my test last month, but it’s already getting close to the point where I am going to refuse to drive anywhere with my gf in the passenger seat. I end up a total nervous wreck with her panicky nature about literally nothing, and feel as if it is turning me into a shite driver when she’s with me. Can drive no bother on my own, comfortable on motorways and other busy roads, but as soon as she is with me I fall to pieces because I’m aware of how on edge she is. Put her in the boot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Put her in the boot...... with her gob gaffa taped and cable ties to wrists, ankles etc......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 36 minutes ago, 101 said: Put her in the boot Rearrange this sentence and add the word 'pie', and you have the correct P&B answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, 101 said: Put her in the boot Or boot her in the pie... @'WellDel Edited October 8, 2021 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: 3 hours ago, 101 said: Put her in the boot ...... with her gob gaffa taped and cable ties to wrists, ankles etc......... That's how he met her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 On 07/10/2021 at 17:47, cb_diamond said: Mrs CB undergoes a strange shutdown come Autumn, as soon as it hits October she will invariably be in her jammies for 6pm Mine does that in peak summer, consider yourself lucky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Adam said: I’m fairly new to the driving game, having only passed my test last month, but it’s already getting close to the point where I am going to refuse to drive anywhere with my gf in the passenger seat. I end up a total nervous wreck with her panicky nature about literally nothing, and feel as if it is turning me into a shite driver when she’s with me. Can drive no bother on my own, comfortable on motorways and other busy roads, but as soon as she is with me I fall to pieces because I’m aware of how on edge she is. Mine is forever bracing herself by placing her hands on the dashboard. It's hugely distracting, and equally infuriating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 16 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: Mine is forever bracing herself by placing her hands on the dashboard. It's hugely distracting, and equally infuriating. What about when you're driving? 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Had to talk her through setting a calendar reminder on her phone for tomorrow night to give her parents a lift as "I don't know how to do that". She's had the phone 2 years and this is her 3rd or 4th iPhone. Needless to say I've had to set a reminder on my own just in case Also - isn't capable of opening drawers to look for a charger because "I'd never put it there so why would I look there?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 The Sky guy is coming this afternoon. Bare in mind he probably spends a fair amount of his time in housing estates that make Beirut seem a sensible holiday destination. I mean this guy probably has to go to Wisbech FFS!!! So why the house has to be prepared to a standard befitting a royal visit is fuckin beyond me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailorcowden Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 "I think the bath is backed up and needs plunged"I've just dug out a full heads worth of hair. No idea how A. She can't pull her hair from the drain after a shower. B. How she isn't bald as no human can shed that much 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 "I think the bath is backed up and needs plunged"I've just dug out a full heads worth of hair. No idea how A. She can't pull her hair from the drain after a shower. B. How she isn't bald as no human can shed that much I think it's a truism that no woman ever, ever, ever has cleaned out the plughole (no euph, Kenneth not req'd) after a bath or shower. In this respect, they are a gang of manky basturts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 She's helped our son write his Santa list tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 She's helped our son write his Santa list tonight Are you dyslexic Russians ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 On 08/10/2021 at 13:31, The Moonster said: She was obviously hoping some roid-head body builder was driving one of these motors and that an aggressive parp of the horn would get you your head kicked in. Unlikely, never seen him outside the politics threads. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 She has grown her nails long so she can get them 'done properly'. She then spends most of the time complaining about catching her nails on something, unable to pick stuff up, unable to use her phone properly, unable tie laces, unable to ...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 I'm trying to get some peace and quiet, she comes up the stairs with a plate of crackers, tomatoes, and cucumber. Noisy eating central 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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