superbigal Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Every post I read on here with some relationship ending appears to be accompanied. Shocking that P&B is profiteering out of misery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 3 hours ago, superbigal said: Every post I read on here with some relationship ending appears to be accompanied. Shocking that P&B is profiteering out of misery. The ads on here are tailored to your searches, not the content of the thread. Hope you're enjoying Badoo pal! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 4 hours ago, superbigal said: Every post I read on here with some relationship ending appears to be accompanied. Shocking that P&B is profiteering out of misery. In order: 6, 2, 1 5, 4, 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: The ads on here are tailored to your searches, not the content of the thread. Hope you're enjoying Badoo pal! Well the algorithm is shite then. As happily married I might expect a swingers site, as opposed to some sad persons dating app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 minute ago, superbigal said: Well the algorithm is shite then. As happily married I might expect a swingers site, as opposed to some sad persons dating app. I believe you mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, superbigal said: some sad persons dating app. Why is it a sad person dating app? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, superbigal said: Well the algorithm is shite then. As happily married I might expect a swingers site, as opposed to some sad persons dating app. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Has definitely never used a dating app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 18 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Tory b*****d How dare you sir! I will have my butler challenging you with pistols at dawn! I may not vote Tory but I am such a classy guy that we went to a Shakespear event at Glamis last week and while everybody was drinking wine and eating strawberries, we opened our "hamper" and unveiled... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Between giving the 6 year old control of the TV with the 3 year old on Friday (resulting in the rather untimely demise of my 65' lg 4k TV I bought in march ahead of the euros) and her latest. She brilliantly stubbed her toe on the bedroom door frame on Tuesday morning, pain got worse during day whilst working and resulted in me, her and the kids doing a tour of South West Cork to go to a hospital in a town I went to twice 5 years ago and vowed never to go near again, due to her not wanting to wait at the big hospital. We got lost on the way as she was fannying about on fb than maps ( not a direct route) and due to restrictions noone could come in with her, so I had two unfed kids, in a backwards town that had no open takeaway. I'm trying to feed the kids in the car and she appears with crutches. Yup broken toe and has to keep off it for 2 weeks. 4 hours round trip, to avoid the hour trip to the big hospital the other direction So I'm running around like Mary fucking Poppins whilst trying to work from home and deal with a potty training TV destroying toddler. And she's complaining about me having a wee drink. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 10 hours ago, weirdcal said: Between giving the 6 year old control of the TV with the 3 year old on Friday (resulting in the rather untimely demise of my 65' lg 4k TV I bought in march ahead of the euros) and her latest. She brilliantly stubbed her toe on the bedroom door frame on Tuesday morning, pain got worse during day whilst working and resulted in me, her and the kids doing a tour of South West Cork to go to a hospital in a town I went to twice 5 years ago and vowed never to go near again, due to her not wanting to wait at the big hospital. We got lost on the way as she was fannying about on fb than maps ( not a direct route) and due to restrictions noone could come in with her, so I had two unfed kids, in a backwards town that had no open takeaway. I'm trying to feed the kids in the car and she appears with crutches. Yup broken toe and has to keep off it for 2 weeks. 4 hours round trip, to avoid the hour trip to the big hospital the other direction So I'm running around like Mary fucking Poppins whilst trying to work from home and deal with a potty training TV destroying toddler. And she's complaining about me having a wee drink. Is 3 not a bit late to be potty training? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 15 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Is 3 not a bit late to be potty training? Think he’s talking about the missus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 On 08/09/2021 at 15:31, The Moonster said: This is fucking brilliant. Forcing your girlfriend to break up with you by taking a lengthy shite Hiding in the toilet is what I'd come to expect of him during this saga. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 47 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Hiding in the toilet is what I'd come to expect of him during this saga. A risky strategy. She sounds worse than Pistorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 11 hours ago, weirdcal said: Between giving the 6 year old control of the TV with the 3 year old on Friday (resulting in the rather untimely demise of my 65' lg 4k TV I bought in march ahead of the euros) and her latest. She brilliantly stubbed her toe on the bedroom door frame on Tuesday morning, pain got worse during day whilst working and resulted in me, her and the kids doing a tour of South West Cork to go to a hospital in a town I went to twice 5 years ago and vowed never to go near again, due to her not wanting to wait at the big hospital. We got lost on the way as she was fannying about on fb than maps ( not a direct route) and due to restrictions noone could come in with her, so I had two unfed kids, in a backwards town that had no open takeaway. I'm trying to feed the kids in the car and she appears with crutches. Yup broken toe and has to keep off it for 2 weeks. 4 hours round trip, to avoid the hour trip to the big hospital the other direction So I'm running around like Mary fucking Poppins whilst trying to work from home and deal with a potty training TV destroying toddler. And she's complaining about me having a wee drink. At least you won't be missing the tele. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Is 3 not a bit late to be potty training? Nope. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 13 hours ago, weirdcal said: Between giving the 6 year old control of the TV with the 3 year old on Friday (resulting in the rather untimely demise of my 65' lg 4k TV I bought in march ahead of the euros) and her latest. She brilliantly stubbed her toe on the bedroom door frame on Tuesday morning, pain got worse during day whilst working and resulted in me, her and the kids doing a tour of South West Cork to go to a hospital in a town I went to twice 5 years ago and vowed never to go near again, due to her not wanting to wait at the big hospital. We got lost on the way as she was fannying about on fb than maps ( not a direct route) and due to restrictions noone could come in with her, so I had two unfed kids, in a backwards town that had no open takeaway. I'm trying to feed the kids in the car and she appears with crutches. Yup broken toe and has to keep off it for 2 weeks. 4 hours round trip, to avoid the hour trip to the big hospital the other direction So I'm running around like Mary fucking Poppins whilst trying to work from home and deal with a potty training TV destroying toddler. And she's complaining about me having a wee drink. I thought this thread would never again reach the heights of @red23's Colombian escapades, but this..... this has potential. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 On 08/09/2021 at 23:41, Day of the Lords said: It never ceases to amaze me how long women can talk pish about utterly innocuous nonsense. It's not just women tbf. I find myself just staring into the abyss when my mates are talking shite in the pub which could have had a beginning, middle and end summed up by saying "the new barmaid is hot, iy." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 She's away with work for a while, and will almost always phone me on the way to/from work. Me "How are you" Her "Ok you?" "Yeah alright, up to much?" "On my way to work, you?" "nope nothing" ..... ..... Her "well if you're not gonna talk I might as well hang up" Me "cool bye" Honestly no idea why she phones half the time, and she then gets pissy at me if neither of us have anything to say. She also phones me all the fucking time when I'm WFH for the most mundane shite, and gets annoyed when I say I'm working and need to go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: It's not just women tbf. I find myself just staring into the abyss when my mates are talking shite in the pub which could have had a beginning, middle and end summed up by saying "the new barmaid is hot, iy." Aye I have to hold my hands up and admit to being that fella too. I tell stories like I'm narrating a Russian novel, with that couple of pages at the start telling you who everyone is and fully setting the scene before I go on to say that the cafe round the corner is really good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 The wife is ill and was planning to call the doctor yesterday. I asked if she'd got antibiotics. 15 solid minutes barely taking breath about a malfunction with the telephone queuing system, about how she had to send a photo but mostly about what she would have said in the event that the doctor had said something different from what the doctor had actually said, branching off into entirely hypothetical conversations in which she was outraged by the (completely imaginary) medical incompetence. I didn't even care if she'd got antibiotics and was only feigning an interest to keep her happy. Not gonorrhoea or anything before you start. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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