KnightswoodBear Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 17 minutes ago, red23 said: It's still going on but its untenable. As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did. She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted. She is going to kill you whilst you sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Banging these girls and talking to them I can do one at a time, not both. I have to concentrate on rhyming off every Rangers Scottish Cup winning squad since 1980 in my head to extend my arrival at the Billy Mill roundabout whilst doing the former. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 25 minutes ago, red23 said: It's still going on but its untenable. As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did. She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted. She must be some ride 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I can do one at a time, not both. I have to concentrate on rhyming off every Rangers Scottish Cup winning squad since 1980 in my head to extend my arrival at the Billy Mill roundabout whilst doing the former. If I do the latter, the former would be out of the question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 (edited) 31 minutes ago, red23 said: It's still untenable. As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did. She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted. Ftfy amigo. @Miguel Sanchez how many points would I get if I put red23 in the Deadpool? Edited August 27, 2021 by velo army 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 Just now, velo army said: Ftfy amigo. @Miguel Sanchez how many points would I get if I put ref23 in the Deadpool? None, sorry Quote You are not allowed to select any P&B members. If, upon death, it emerges that a celebrity was a P&B poster, this is allowed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: None, sorry Currently frantically googling for Scottish celebrities with a fit Colombian girlfriend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 22/08/2021 at 16:49, 19QOS19 said: It's an outside cooker, utterly pointless. Charcoal BBQs are actual barbecues. Ditto goes for the hot tub - just an outside bath where you share the bath water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Ditto goes for the hot tub - just an outside bath where you share the bath water. Hot tubs are nothing more than sex ponds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, red23 said: It's still going on but its untenable. As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did. She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted. It looks like you can't be trusted indeed, to do the obvious thing and bin the cow. We must be in " she can suck an orange through a straw" territory here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 It looks like you can't be trusted indeed, to do the obvious thing and bin the cow. We must be in " she can suck an orange through a straw" territory here.Red23's Colombian nutter shagpiece must have connections to a drug cartel. If he dumps her, he'll be sent back to his parents in a variety of suitcases and binbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: 2 hours ago, ParsJake said: It looks like you can't be trusted indeed, to do the obvious thing and bin the cow. We must be in " she can suck an orange through a straw" territory here. Red23's Colombian nutter shagpiece must have connections to a drug cartel. If he dumps her, he'll be sent back to his parents in a variety of suitcases and binbags. She's a keeper. What a girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: She is going to kill you whilst youre pumping her. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 (edited) had another chat with her to tell her i can't control the people who are in the bar and that she needs to accept that. From her point of view She wanted me to leave the bar, like any respecting man would do for their woman. I told her that her thoughts around this are worrying and just not right. So her response was that I'm gas lighting her and manipulating her to make it out that shes is the problem and to get her to question her own sanity "unfortunately for you i am a very intelligent woman and you cannot fool me or try your manipulation tactics on me" Looks like it's back to dating again....which is also a shit experience Edited August 27, 2021 by red23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, red23 said: had another chat with her to tell her i can't control the people who are in the bar and that she needs to accept that. From her point of view She wanted me to leave the bar, like any respecting man would do for their woman. I told her that her thoughts around this are worrying and just not right. So her response was that I'm gas lighting her and manipulating her to make it out that shes is the problem and to get her to question her own sanity "unfortunately for you i am a very intelligent woman and you cannot fool me or try your manipulation tactics on me" Aye, she's a fucking nutter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 7 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Banging these girls and talking to them The smart-arse in me wouldn't have been able to resist asking if it was OK to bang them if there was no dialogue. ...and I would be dead, just as red23 will soon be, God rest his wee bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 11 minutes ago, red23 said: Looks like it's back to dating again....which is also a shit experience Better than dating a racist nutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, red23 said: had another chat with her to tell her i can't control the people who are in the bar and that she needs to accept that. From her point of view She wanted me to leave the bar, like any respecting man would do for their woman. So her response was that I'm gas lighting her and manipulating her to make it out that shes is the problem and to get her to question her own sanity "unfortunately for you i am a very intelligent woman and you cannot fool me or try your manipulation tactics on me" This is beginning to sound like DAFC's endless victim narrative about his work. You're with her because you want to be and on some level you reckon you completely deserve this. Do what you want mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 This is much more entertaining! Hopefully he doesn't have pets. Or female friends. Or family. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 She is crazy so should be fun Some sort of Dice Man game please and report back... Roll1 you have to take home a girl and ask for threesome Roll2 you have to tell her you ar gay Roll3/4/5/6 other suggestions 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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