Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 2 absolute belters from her this week. Firstly, for context she constantly complains about clutter in the house. Especially the kids stuff, toys etc Imagine my surprise then when she returns from her grans with a big fuckoff rocking horse, probably from the 80s, that is pretty done, manky and reeks of fags. Not even from the gran, but from the fucking random next door. What the f**k!?Then tonight, tells one of them to get over to the couch to get their hair done. Bairn refuses, so she looks at me to be disciplinarian. No problem, except in the time iv chastised the wean into going over there, she has decided to phone her gran and no longer wants the wean to get her hair done. Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 absolute belters from her this week. Firstly, for context she constantly complains about clutter in the house. Especially the kids stuff, toys etc Imagine my surprise then when she returns from her grans with a big fuckoff rocking horse, probably from the 80s, that is pretty done, manky and reeks of fags. Not even from the gran, but from the fucking random next door. What the f**k!? Then tonight, tells one of them to get over to the couch to get their hair done. Bairn refuses, so she looks at me to be disciplinarian. No problem, except in the time iv chastised the wean into going over there, she has decided to phone her gran and no longer wants the wean to get her hair done. Fucking hell. Sounds like a right 'shite-mare'! All the best. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 9 hours ago, GTG_03 said: You actually accepted a facetime call after she sent you to the shop and didn't believe you that there were no salad bowls? You poor, broken soul. A lifetime of misery awaits. I'm picturing Richard from Keeping Up Appearances. Rolling his eyes and not taking it seriously, while secretly hoping that his wife will someday realise how ridiculous she is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Sounds like a right 'shite-mare'! All the best. Thank you.Ach. Shes the sake as the rest of them. Just has a different face so I know which one is mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Apparently, feeling shite after a covid vaccine gives her the right to leave the house like a tip and go off on one when I complain about the mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 2 absolute belters from her this week. Firstly, for context she constantly complains about clutter in the house. Especially the kids stuff, toys etc Imagine my surprise then when she returns from her grans with a big fuckoff rocking horse, probably from the 80s, that is pretty done, manky and reeks of fags. Not even from the gran, but from the fucking random next door. What the f**k!?Then tonight, tells one of them to get over to the couch to get their hair done. Bairn refuses, so she looks at me to be disciplinarian. No problem, except in the time iv chastised the wean into going over there, she has decided to phone her gran and no longer wants the wean to get her hair done. Fucking hell. The whole 'looking at you as the disciplinarian' is something you probably want to talk about together. You've got to back each other up (in front of the kids) but it's weak as f**k if it's just coming from one parent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 When the wean got old enough to start causing trouble, the wife went through a phase where she slipped into her mother's role - apparently the routine there was that her mother would do f**k all disciplining during the day, then reel off a list of misdemeanours to her husband when he walked in the door from work, and would then chase the weans around the house with a belt. Very quickly put a stop to that shit. No fucking way should anybody be put in the position where their weans fear them coming home. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 16 minutes ago, BFTD said: When the wean got old enough to start causing trouble, the wife went through a phase where she slipped into her mother's role - apparently the routine there was that her mother would do f**k all disciplining during the day, then reel off a list of misdemeanours to her husband when he walked in the door from work, and would then chase the weans around the house with a belt. Very quickly put a stop to that shit. No fucking way should anybody be put in the position where their weans fear them coming home. She probably spent too long watching this pish. (10) Wait till your father gets home (1972) opening titles. - YouTube 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) 53 minutes ago, pandarilla said: The whole 'looking at you as the disciplinarian' is something you probably want to talk about together. You've got to back each other up (in front of the kids) but it's weak as f**k if it's just coming from one parent. Spot on. My wife does it too. She needs to learn to give them an effective bollocking. Thing is, I'm actually good at it having been a teacher for so long I can play them like a ukelele, but she's so stubborn to believe that she is just as good as me at everything (I don't believe the same.thing in return - she's much better at me at some shit) she takes a massive fucking huff when I try to give her advice and resorts to her tried and tested methods that have never ever ever worked. Edited June 1, 2021 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: that is pretty done, manky and reeks of fags. Sounds familiar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Amen brother. I wonder what attracted buchan to the harridan in the first place, she sounds like a f*cking nightmare. Tbf that’s the 1st time i’ve ranted about her (or the kids) in quite a while.[emoji3] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Arsing about this morning while I'm working, she's getting ready to go out for the day. Constantly asking if I'm ok, as I'm not engrossed in her mind numbing conversation about her pal making plans with somebody else. "Are you in a huff" "No" "are you sure, you seem like it" "No, I'm busy" "You sound huffy" "I'm working" "why are you in a huff" "I'm not" "someones huffy" "I fucking am now, piss off" 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, deej said: Arsing about this morning while I'm working, she's getting ready to go out for the day. Constantly asking if I'm ok, as I'm not engrossed in her mind numbing conversation about her pal making plans with somebody else. "Are you in a huff" "No" "are you sure, you seem like it" "No, I'm busy" "You sound huffy" "I'm working" "why are you in a huff" "I'm not" "someones huffy" "I fucking am now, piss off" This is a constant in our house too. "You're in a weird mood" , or "What's up with your face"? are regular questions which can turn your mood instantly from calm and peaceful, to utter seethe. Angela STILL hasn't replied to the message I sent her 6 minutes ago, but she's active on Facebook so she must have got it, the cow . Laura is going for lunch with her in-laws today but she can see it far enough . The joiner still hasn't come back to finish the woman at number 34s decking. Does any man feign interest in this sort of inane shite? Do they never reach a point with these types of one-sided conversations that they realise they are pointless, mind numbing shite that are better left unsaid? *Names have been changed to protect the innocent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Hits the curb at least 3 times per mile when she's driving 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Me at about midday: Shall I get he bairn from school at 3? It: Yes please Me: ok I'll definitely get her and come home. No need to check with me as Im in a meeting until 3. It: Ok Tick tock tick tock. It: 2.30-2.58pm: 400 WhatsApp messages saying "Are you still getting the bairn". It: 2.59: Right Im going to have to leave to go and get her. Me: 3.00: I said Im getting her nothing changed. It: Ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Me at about midday: Shall I get he bairn from school at 3? It: Yes please Me: ok I'll definitely get her and come home. No need to check with me as Im in a meeting until 3. It: Ok Tick tock tick tock. It: 2.30-2.58pm: 400 WhatsApp messages saying "Are you still getting the bairn". It: 2.59: Right Im going to have to leave to go and get her. Me: 3.00: I said Im getting her nothing changed. It: Ok. To be fair, how can you get the wean at 3 if you're in a meeting until then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 6 hours ago, RossDee01 said: Hits the curb at least 3 times per mile when she's driving The what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 54 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The what? I dunno, I would say kerb but autocorrect changed it to ‘curb’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Going away for the week while the kids are with the grandparents, in the full knowledge that this means I'll start some DIY which will evolve so as to threaten the structural integrity of the house. Yes, it's her fault. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 3 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: To be fair, how can you get the wean at 3 if you're in a meeting until then? He must live right next to the school. I always leave to pick my wee man after the bell has gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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