Central Belt Caley Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 23 hours ago, The Moonster said: I was discussing the various things that were opening up in West Dunbartonshire to my boss yesterday and he said "How is all that stuff opening up when Glasgow is still in level 3?", when I informed him that West Dunbartonshire was not part of Glasgow his reply was "How? It's got a G post code". It would appear nobody in Scotland actually knows where the f**k they're from. The previous caterer we had at the golf club asked which Council we came under for funding etc. The committee member he asked told him to check the bins and that’d give him his answer. He came back 5 mins later asking what council did Biffa come under…. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 45 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: the VL bit was the identifier. On this website? about 6 people are ruled out now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 9 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: On this website? about 6 people are ruled out now. Fair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 I'd never heard of that Alexandria before this week but i'm fed up hearing about it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, coprolite said: I'd never heard of that Alexandria before this week but i'm fed up hearing about it now. We can talk about Haldane for a bit if you want? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, coprolite said: I'd never heard of that Alexandria before this week but i'm fed up hearing about it now. It contains the only roundabout in Britain that contains a train station and a pub. Spoiler As Im fucking sick of hearing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 53 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: We can talk about Haldane for a bit if you want? Isn't that just part of Alexandria? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, coprolite said: Isn't that just part of Alexandria? 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 15 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Tremendous. Printing that and hiding it in the wifes purse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It contains the only roundabout in Britain that contains a train station and a pub. Reveal hidden contents As Im fucking sick of hearing. Don’t you people call them circles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rasputin said: Don’t you people call them circles? Im not a complete imbecile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 We can't be far off the Dumbarton/Dunbartonshire question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It contains the only roundabout in Britain that contains a train station and a pub. Reveal hidden contents As Im fucking sick of hearing. My driving instructor took great pride in telling me that was the largest roundabout in Europe...every single fucking time we drove round it. I thought about driving the car straight into the pub on many occasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Moonster said: My driving instructor took great pride in telling me that was the largest roundabout in Europe...every single fucking time we drove round it. I thought about driving the car straight into the pub on many occasions. I was propositioned by a prostitute in that pub on the one and only occasion I've ever been for a pint with my father in law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Moonster said: My driving instructor took great pride in telling me that was the largest roundabout in Europe Surely that cant be right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: I was propositioned by a prostitute in that pub on the one and only occasion I've ever been for a pint with my father in law. Continue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Surely that cant be right? I was under the impression (from a discussion some time ago on another forum) it was something called the magic roundabout in that wild, lawless land south of the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: I was propositioned by a prostitute in that pub on the one and only occasion I've ever been for a pint with my father in law. Strange way for the mother in law to introduce herself! Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Surely that cant be right? Probably not, he was a doolally auld c**t. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Continue. No great story to it. The pub was busy and she tried desperately to engage every one of the exclusively male clientelle at one point or another, including the really old fellas, eventually trying to strike up conversation with me after trying everyone else. Even the hoors don't want me. She was steaming as well. The whole thing was very awkward and pretty sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: Strange way for the mother in law to introduce herself! How dare you! The rest of them might be p***ks, but she's a diamond. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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