mac.i Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Does anyone else significant other ever remember something incorrectly, but then be utterly convinced they’re right? Dont get me wrong, usually they’re right as a cliche but the following occurred last night whilst watching Liverpool: Me: “still can’t believe we stumbled into a Liverpool supporters club in Berlin, that Sunday” Her: “that was a Saturday” Me: “nah it was definitely a Sunday” (assuming it being about football, that it would end there) Her: “nah you’re wrong it was a Saturday cause we’d been to checkpoint Charlie before the game” Me: “Checkpoint Charlie was the Saturday...look never mind” 2 hours later.... Her: “ah I’ve checked FaceBook and it was the Sunday Piss boiled. Mine argued my birthday was a different date.... yes, I was wrong about my own birthdayEnded up having to wave my birth certificate under her nose because she kept on and on.Apparently going out for dinner with a group of friends we were visiting in Sheffield on the closest Saturday to my actual birthday meant that was the date I was born. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 56 minutes ago, mac.i said: Mine argued my birthday was a different date.... yes, I was wrong about my own birthday That's similar to the plot of a Sgt Bilko episode, when Bilko finds himself unable to make a losing bet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Tony Ferrino said: Mine said in front of friends that I'd taken a trolley through the emergency exit at Aldi. f**k knows what she says when I'm not there. It was Tesco, wasn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Genuinely she’s wrong 95% of the time. Never once admits it though Astonishing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Monkey Tennis said: Astonishing. The obsession continues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 On the earlier subject of answering a different question to the one asked Mrs C is incredibly proficient at this. Here's a couple of recent examples. Her - I've arranged for the decorator to come round one night next week to have a look at the work we want done. Me - ok, did you specify which night it would be? Her - I said to him to make it after 5 o'clock. And then this today. I was out a walk this morning when she phoned me. Her - are you near the High Street? Me - I'm not far away. Do you need something? Her - can you go in to Boots to pick up a prescription. Me being the considerate type wondered how soon she needed it - When do you need it for? Her - they've sent me a text to say that it's ready for collection. I swear if she went on Mastermind it'd be like a Two Ronnies sketch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Our son has the start of a cold. Leaving the house this morning to take him to his football class, she realises we forgot tissues for him and runs back in the house to grab some because "his nose is running like a trooper" We genuinely argued over the right word the whole journey there because she's never heard the phrase "running like a river" She also hadn't heard the word nocturnal until the wee man was talking to her about nocturnal animals 6 weeks ago. She's 40 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 8 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: never heard the phrase "running like a river" I havnt heard this before either. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Robin.Hood said: I havnt heard this before either. +1 Nose is streaming Swear like a trooper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 “Had” to repaint a windowsill as the cat managed to scratch it by knocking some stuff over onto it. I stupidly mentioned it was a different type of paint to before and she decided it was much better than what was on there before and has now had me painting all the other windowsills (which are about a metre deep in our place). They were only done about six months ago and it would take Sherlock Holmes to spot the difference between the (six month) old paint finish and the new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 On 13/05/2021 at 21:46, Busta Nut said: Earlier she asked me the time. Same time the wean ran over to me so I picked her up and was playing with her. (Making noises and tickling her etc) Next thing I hear "JAMES... TIME!?". Mine has asked me this whilst she literally has her phone in her hand. Apparently though having to cease responding to some social media pish for two seconds to check it was simply not possible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 “Had” to repaint a windowsill as the cat managed to scratch it by knocking some stuff over onto it. I stupidly mentioned it was a different type of paint to before and she decided it was much better than what was on there before and has now had me painting all the other windowsills (which are about a metre deep in our place). They were only done about six months ago and it would take Sherlock Holmes to spot the difference between the (six month) old paint finish and the new one.Only got yourself to blame for even mentioning it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 I never learned to just say no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Rasputin said: “Had” to repaint a windowsill as the cat managed to scratch it by knocking some stuff over onto it. I stupidly mentioned it was a different type of paint to before and she decided it was much better than what was on there before and has now had me painting all the other windowsills (which are about a metre deep in our place). They were only done about six months ago and it would take Sherlock Holmes to spot the difference between the (six month) old paint finish and the new one. Don't do them then. Say it's that new quick drying paint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Me (whilst putting up new washing line she bought) - "when you measured what length of washing line we'd need, did you include the length of the poles?" Her-"measured? They're not different sizes" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Deciding to walk in behind you when you're using the splitting axe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Deciding to walk in behind you when you're using the splitting axe your honourFtfy 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 5 hours ago, Rasputin said: “Had” to repaint a windowsill as the cat managed to scratch it by knocking some stuff over onto it. I stupidly mentioned it was a different type of paint to before and she decided it was much better than what was on there before and has now had me painting all the other windowsills (which are about a metre deep in our place). They were only done about six months ago and it would take Sherlock Holmes to spot the difference between the (six month) old paint finish and the new one. Lock her out of the room when you're 'painting' have a kip instead then announce, f**k me that dries quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Lock her out of the room when you're 'painting' have a kip instead then announce, f**k me that dries quickly. I even let slip it takes 4 hours to dry. At least I get paid for the place I’m painting today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Rasputin said: I even let slip it takes 4 hours to dry. At least I get paid for the place I’m painting today. I've used eggshell on the banisters and they need redoing already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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