Guest bernardblack Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 11 hours ago, buchan30 said: She works nightshifts, so as a result she doesn’t do a lot of tidying when she is on. Consequently, mainly the kitchen isn’t tidy when i finish work. No big deal, I understand that she doesn’t have time between sleeping and work. But i come in, i tidy it etc. Who i do take umbrage at is her being crabbit on her days off when I haven’t tidied the kitchen (yet) because i was watching the football. That’s on the greatest hits in my house. Her on a Saturday when she doesn’t want to clean: “ah it’s Saturday let’s not waste the day off cleaning” Her on a Saturday when I don’t want to clean: “the house is a mess and I can’t believe you’re not helping” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Here's a solution to keeping the kitchen tidy: Tidy it up as you go along instead of leaving half filled coffee cups, dirty plates lying about, sugar all over the worktop which you have somehow managed to not get into a cup despite you being a fucking 49 year old human and generally wiping up something you've spilled on the floor at the time. Thank you for listening. Good day. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, mac.i said: 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: Playing the pregnancy card a little too often for my liking now. It's only just beginning..... when you are back at work and she's home on mat leave you'll be getting "it's alright for you, you can go to work"..... wait until you are back at work and she is watching the kid, you come home to a shit tip and you are treated like getting to go to work is some sort of holiday. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Here's a solution to keeping the kitchen tidy: Tidy it up as you go along instead of leaving half filled coffee cups, dirty plates lying about, sugar all over the worktop which you have somehow managed to not get into a cup despite you being a fucking 49 year old human and generally wiping up something you've spilled on the floor at the time. Thank you for listening. Good day. We had a ruckus cos I pulled her up for not doin this. She was decent for about 3 days after 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 wait until you are back at work and she is watching the kid, you come home to a shit tip and you are treated like getting to go to work is some sort of holiday. Aye. Going to work is a holiday untill she starts back after mat leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 You couldn't knock snow off a rope you Fife c**tYou couldn't punch your way out of a damp paper bag ya seaside dwelling f@nny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Here's a solution to keeping the kitchen tidy: Tidy it up as you go along instead of leaving half filled coffee cups, dirty plates lying about, sugar all over the worktop which you have somehow managed to not get into a cup despite you being a fucking 49 year old human and generally wiping up something you've spilled on the floor at the time. Thank you for listening. Good day. You should come and live with us. Total zero tolerance of any form of mess or grime and we have a cleaner too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 44 minutes ago, Rasputin said: You should come and live with us. Total zero tolerance of any form of mess or grime and we have a cleaner too. Heaven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Genuinely not sure if what I think happened just happened there.....She is on the phone, I sneezed, and whilst doing so, she put her hand out and clicked her fingers. My suspsicions are to tell me to shoosh....Borderline furious here. Will fight anyone (but not her, the cow) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Genuinely not sure if what I think happened just happened there.....She is on the phone, I sneezed, and whilst doing so, she put her hand out and clicked her fingers. My suspsicions are to tell me to shoosh....Borderline furious here. Will fight anyone (but not her, the cow)That's fucking brilliant. Imagine if you did that to her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 Heading off to Western Isles for a week away tomorrow. I've just spent 15 minutes getting my case packed. Mrs SL started packing just after 6. Just popped upstairs to see what's going on. She's repacking, bed covered in her clothes and no sign of being finished any time soon. For a week away. Seemingly asking if she wanted another suitcase was the wrong thing to say. It'll be a fine journey tomorrow, then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Genuinely not sure if what I think happened just happened there..... She is on the phone, I sneezed, and whilst doing so, she put her hand out and clicked her fingers. My suspsicions are to tell me to shoosh.... Borderline furious here. Will fight anyone (but not her, the cow) Earlier she asked me the time. Same time the wean ran over to me so I picked her up and was playing with her. (Making noises and tickling her etc) Next thing I hear "JAMES... TIME!?". I was fucking furious tae. Told her to chase herself. reminded her we have and Alexa and a Google hub thing that you can ask the time and she never as her phone out her hand. arsehole. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 33 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Heading off to Western Isles for a week away tomorrow. I've just spent 15 minutes getting my case packed. Mrs SL started packing just after 6. Just popped upstairs to see what's going on. She's repacking, bed covered in her clothes and no sign of being finished any time soon. For a week away. Seemingly asking if she wanted another suitcase was the wrong thing to say. It'll be a fine journey tomorrow, then. Wtf is it with women and packing? We're off all the way to glorious Troon for an overnight tomorrow, and the usual carnage that is about to ensue upstairs whilst she packs is beyond belief. I will have the clothes I wear to travel in, a change to go for dinner, and jeans and t shirt for travelling back home on Saturday (via a couple of pubs in town with any luck). My packing will take around 20 mins tops, including ironing. She will probably pack 3 different outfits with associated shoes, jewellery/accessories to suit the weather and her mood. There will also be a couple of options for the return journey. About an hour will be spent in a rage because she can't find one of said shoes. Then tomorrow when we walk from Queen Street to Central to change trains, she will, without doubt, have to visit several shops to find some nondescript item that she's forgot to pack. Relaxing break my arse. I will be a seething mess before we leave the fkn house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: "JAMES... TIME!?". STOP! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 16 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Earlier she asked me the time. Same time the wean ran over to me so I picked her up and was playing with her. (Making noises and tickling her etc) Next thing I hear "JAMES... TIME!?". I was fucking furious tae. Told her to chase herself. reminded her we have and Alexa and a Google hub thing that you can ask the time and she never as her phone out her hand. arsehole. Oh you’ve got a guaranteed “don’t speak to me like that JAMES” after you reply to her in a completely normal manner, coming up before bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 18 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Earlier she asked me the time. Same time the wean ran over to me so I picked her up and was playing with her. (Making noises and tickling her etc) Next thing I hear "JAMES... TIME!?". I was fucking furious tae. Told her to chase herself. reminded her we have and Alexa and a Google hub thing that you can ask the time and she never as her phone out her hand. arsehole. I read this and thought of this gif 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 13 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: Playing the pregnancy card a little too often for my liking now. You sweet summer child 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Does anyone else significant other ever remember something incorrectly, but then be utterly convinced they’re right? Dont get me wrong, usually they’re right as a cliche but the following occurred last night whilst watching Liverpool: Me: “still can’t believe we stumbled into a Liverpool supporters club in Berlin, that Sunday” Her: “that was a Saturday” Me: “nah it was definitely a Sunday” (assuming it being about football, that it would end there) Her: “nah you’re wrong it was a Saturday cause we’d been to checkpoint Charlie before the game” Me: “Checkpoint Charlie was the Saturday...look never mind” 2 hours later.... Her: “ah I’ve checked FaceBook and it was the Sunday Piss boiled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, bernardblack said: Does anyone else significant other ever remember something incorrectly, but then be utterly convinced they’re right? Dont get me wrong, usually they’re right as a cliche but the following occurred last night whilst watching Liverpool: Me: “still can’t believe we stumbled into a Liverpool supporters club in Berlin, that Sunday” Her: “that was a Saturday” Me: “nah it was definitely a Sunday” (assuming it being about football, that it would end there) Her: “nah you’re wrong it was a Saturday cause we’d been to checkpoint Charlie before the game” Me: “Checkpoint Charlie was the Saturday...look never mind” 2 hours later.... Her: “ah I’ve checked FaceBook and it was the Sunday Piss boiled. This happens constantly, but genuinely she’s wrong 95% of the time. Never once admits it though, whereas the 5% of the time that she’s right the evidence is shoved in your face as if it’s a big win she’s got over you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 hours ago, bernardblack said: Does anyone else significant other ever remember something incorrectly, but then be utterly convinced they’re right? Dont get me wrong, usually they’re right as a cliche but the following occurred last night whilst watching Liverpool: Me: “still can’t believe we stumbled into a Liverpool supporters club in Berlin, that Sunday” Her: “that was a Saturday” Me: “nah it was definitely a Sunday” (assuming it being about football, that it would end there) Her: “nah you’re wrong it was a Saturday cause we’d been to checkpoint Charlie before the game” Me: “Checkpoint Charlie was the Saturday...look never mind” 2 hours later.... Her: “ah I’ve checked FaceBook and it was the Sunday Piss boiled. Mine said in front of friends that I'd taken a trolley through the emergency exit at Aldi. f**k knows what she says when I'm not there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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