Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 5 hours ago, bernardblack said: General timekeeping/leaving things to the last minute. Had some relatives visiting today to sit in the garden and we literally did nothing all morning....head to the supermarket at 1215 and suddenly Mrs BB is stressed and goes “I can’t believe how busy this is...the family will be here at 1230” Me questioning why we were in the supermarket at 1215...having done nothing all morning, when they were arriving at 1230 was met with a “well I didn’t know the supermarket would be this busy” Insanity Did she not blame you? You got off lightly IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 21 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Surreal. What triggered this behaviour? She doesn't know (or at least won't tell me). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot Agent Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 My wife will let my boyfriend stay the night but no my girlfriend!?! Weird! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Went on and on and on about me making sure the kids had factor 50 on.She is currently modelling the drumstick lolly look. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Phones her maw every night, discusses the same fucking shite for absolutely ages, every night, then gets off the phone and moans how long she was on the phone for. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Working from home today. She's also in. Well, she is now, having gone to the shop to get breakfast and - as ever - returned having forgotten to get half of my order. Not even a replacement or alternative. So far she's asked more questions than William G Stewart, more often than not about things that have been lying about the house for a fortnight, things she didn't give a f**k about tidying up herself until it looked like I was busy and needed peace. She's now said she'll get 'out of my way' and has gone upstairs to tidy out her wardrobe. Going by the noise, I think she's building a new one out of the floorboards. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 8 hours ago, Jimmy Shaker said: Working from home today. She's also in. Well, she is now, having gone to the shop to get breakfast and - as ever - returned having forgotten to get half of my order. Not even a replacement or alternative. So far she's asked more questions than William G Stewart, more often than not about things that have been lying about the house for a fortnight, things she didn't give a f**k about tidying up herself until it looked like I was busy and needed peace. She's now said she'll get 'out of my way' and has gone upstairs to tidy out her wardrobe. Going by the noise, I think she's building a new one out of the floorboards. Or shes getting your grave ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Was working from home during the kids easter holidays, when they asked me for something I sent them up to ask my wife as "I'm not here, I'm at work".... Every single time.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 On 27/04/2021 at 19:31, Bairnardo said: Phones her maw every night, discusses the same fucking shite for absolutely ages, every night, then gets off the phone and moans how long she was on the phone for. Mine's has been known to waffle shite for an hour with her auld dear, who lives fairly close by, only to announce shortly after coming off the phone that she's nipping round there for a cuppa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 She's been on an FB group page for a while, but now it's getting to the point she's taking up so much of her time talking to other women from the group, that she's not giving herself time to do things around the house, or she's just not doing them at all. I've pointed this out, only to be told she DOES take her share... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Both previous posters' wives are having affairs. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I’m getting fairly ged up of being pressured into popping the question because and I quote “it would be a lovely thing for our families.” f**k off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 35 minutes ago, mizfit said: I’m getting fairly ged up of being pressured into popping the question because and I quote “it would be a lovely thing for our families.” f**k off. Your partner is doing this? That's weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, madwullie said: Both previous posters' wives are having affairs. With you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 40 minutes ago, mizfit said: I’m getting fairly ged up of being pressured into popping the question because and I quote “it would be a lovely thing for our families.” f**k off. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 8 hours ago, philpy said: She's been on an FB group page for a while, but now it's getting to the point she's taking up so much of her time talking to other women from the group, that she's not giving herself time to do things around the house, or she's just not doing them at all. I've pointed this out, only to be told she DOES take her share... Get a cleaner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 40 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Get a cleaner. This one... Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Have probably said it before but overfilling the kitchen bin is incredibly annoying when you can’t get the plastic bag out of the bin - happens all the time. Either empty it yourself or put excess rubbish in one of the numerous carrier bags we have sat right next to the fucking bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 07:59, Jimmy Shaker said: Working from home today. She's also in. Well, she is now, having gone to the shop to get breakfast and - as ever - returned having forgotten to get half of my order. Not even a replacement or alternative. So far she's asked more questions than William G Stewart, more often than not about things that have been lying about the house for a fortnight, things she didn't give a f**k about tidying up herself until it looked like I was busy and needed peace. She's now said she'll get 'out of my way' and has gone upstairs to tidy out her wardrobe. Going by the noise, I think she's building a new one out of the floorboards. "Am I annoying you, sorry? I'll go upstairs after this. I'll just do those dishes. What do you want to do tomorrow? Sorry, I know, I'm going upstairs. Do you want anything from the shop? What time are you finishing?..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 07:59, Jimmy Shaker said: Working from home today. She's also in. Well, she is now, having gone to the shop to get breakfast and - as ever - returned having forgotten to get half of my order. Not even a replacement or alternative. So far she's asked more questions than William G Stewart, more often than not about things that have been lying about the house for a fortnight, things she didn't give a f**k about tidying up herself until it looked like I was busy and needed peace. She's now said she'll get 'out of my way' and has gone upstairs to tidy out her wardrobe. Going by the noise, I think she's building a new one out of the floorboards. It saddens me that soon, most people won't get this reference 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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