1nickydevlin Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 4 hours ago, philpy said: Last night - "leave the grill to cool down, I'll clean it tonight or first thing tommorow". Guess what I found when I came in from work?? Unreal. Tin foil my friend .just leave a gap at the bottom so the fat runs into the catcher .no mess no problem. Though my Mrs still does what you'rs does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 5 hours ago, philpy said: Last night - "leave the grill to cool down, I'll clean it tonight or first thing tommorow". Guess what I found when I came in from work?? Unreal. 17 minutes ago, 1nickydevlin said: Tin foil my friend .just leave a gap at the bottom so the fat runs into the catcher .no mess no problem. Though my Mrs still does what you'rs does. https://www.google.com/search?q=using+aluminium+foil+with+a+foreman+grill&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB926GB926&oq=using+aluminium+foil+with+a+foreman+grill&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i22i29i30l2.22088j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#kpvalbx=_R0ODYPXIKtKU1fAPmIGrqA014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 12 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I’m 26, and have never been capable of jumping out of bed when the alarm goes off. It’s nonsense to suggest it’s possible for everyone because it’s easy for you to do. You even mention that you wake up naturally 5 mins before your alarm anyway, so there’s absolutely no ‘shock’ to your body. The worst thing about my 90min snoozathon is that I have a wonderfully expensive alarm clock that gently wakes me with a fancy light and stuff. I don't get the shock to my body. I just overestimate how much I want to wake up at 6am instead of 7.30am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 It’s funny hearing all these story’s about folk waking up and them missing out the bit about having a sly w**k before actually getting out the bed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 18 hours ago, The Moonster said: I'm not sure I'd put "standing up in the morning" on the same level of struggle as depression, but I accept your point. I don't. Pressing snooze is a habit which can be broken. Claiming it is an impossibility to do so is justifying behaviour. As for the depression comparison... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 It is absolutely a virtue and valuable characteristic to be able to wake up immediately. Anyone who takes a couple of minutes is subhuman scum who should be ashamed of themselves. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 My wife has a serious aversion to Mayonnaise, Salad Cream, Aioli and other similar condiments. It's not quite a phobia as she calls it, but she absolutely will not eat the stuff, will not allow it in the house, and even turns her head and looks the opposite direction when walking down that aisle in the supermarket... This "phobia" in itself is a little annoying as I enjoy some garlic or peri-peri mayo as much as the next guy, and not being able to keep any in the fridge isn't ideal. However, what really annoys me is her inability to mention this "phobia" when ordering food from a cafe or restaurant. So many times we've been eating out in a nice restaurant and she's had to send a plate back because it's had some mayo-like "emulsion" or some such shite on it. When this inevitably happens she blames the restaurant for not mentioning this ingredient explicitly on the menu. The first time it happened I probably agreed with her, but every single time since I have not. She still acts shocked, angry and annoyed whenever this happens as if its the first time. Every single time I will ask her why she didn't just say at the time of ordering that she doesn't like or is allergic to mayo, and every single time she'll go in a huff at me for "taking the restaurant's side" over hers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, rambunctious said: My wife has a serious aversion to Mayonnaise, Salad Cream, Aioli and other similar condiments And rightly so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, rambunctious said: and even turns her head and looks the opposite direction when walking down that aisle in the supermarket... Surreal. What triggered this behaviour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 21 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I’m 26, and have never been capable of jumping out of bed when the alarm goes off. It’s nonsense to suggest it’s possible for everyone because it’s easy for you to do. You even mention that you wake up naturally 5 mins before your alarm anyway, so there’s absolutely no ‘shock’ to your body. I always assumed you were middle aged! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 I'm doing a bit of work in the garden today which basically just involves laying a few slabs. I can guarantee she'll be in my ear every 5 minutes trying to "project manage" as if it's an episode of fucking Ground Force. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 I'm doing a bit of work in the garden today which basically just involves laying a few slabs. I can guarantee she'll be in my ear every 5 minutes trying to "project manage" as if it's an episode of fucking Ground Force. Tell her to project manage the temperature and supply flow of the lager 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I always assumed you were middle aged! Fair assumption, I just assume every poster is a bitter old man unless proven otherwise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 11 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: https://www.google.com/search?q=using+aluminium+foil+with+a+foreman+grill&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBGB926GB926&oq=using+aluminium+foil+with+a+foreman+grill&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i22i29i30l2.22088j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#kpvalbx=_R0ODYPXIKtKU1fAPmIGrqA014 half the things say DON'T half say aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Ron Aldo said: I'm doing a bit of work in the garden today which basically just involves laying a few slabs. I can guarantee she'll be in my ear every 5 minutes trying to "project manage" as if it's an episode of fucking Ground Force. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Charlie Dymock now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 55 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Charlie Dymock now. She's lost about 40 stone since she last appeared on TV if that's the case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 General timekeeping/leaving things to the last minute. Had some relatives visiting today to sit in the garden and we literally did nothing all morning....head to the supermarket at 1215 and suddenly Mrs BB is stressed and goes “I can’t believe how busy this is...the family will be here at 1230” Me questioning why we were in the supermarket at 1215...having done nothing all morning, when they were arriving at 1230 was met with a “well I didn’t know the supermarket would be this busy” Insanity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Trying to explain to my good lady that scooters logical song isn't an original. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, thomas said: Trying to explain to my good lady that scooters logical song isn't an original. I hope you told her bloody well right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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