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6 minutes ago, CambieBud said:

Watching the game last night and Mrs Cambiebud decides to dust the TV just as McGinn scores. Thank God for rewind buttons. Why do they always think this is acceptable?

How many times did you watch her dust the telly?

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9 minutes ago, CambieBud said:

Watching the game last night and Mrs Cambiebud decides to dust the TV just as McGinn scores. Thank God for rewind buttons. Why do they always think this is acceptable?

Did you not see her approaching with the duster? She would have got three feet from the tv when I would have told her to stop.

Thank you.

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22 minutes ago, CambieBud said:

Watching the game last night and Mrs Cambiebud decides to dust the TV just as McGinn scores. Thank God for rewind buttons. Why do they always think this is acceptable?

Doing the dusting at half 9 at night?

She knew exactly what she was doing

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Watching the game last night and Mrs Cambiebud decides to dust the TV just as McGinn scores. Thank God for rewind buttons. Why do they always think this is acceptable?
Could have said to her it's a xx sized screen and you missed everything because of her arse.

If goes to plan, not only will she storm out the room but you will get the silent treatment. Win win
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1 hour ago, CambieBud said:

Watching the game last night and Mrs Cambiebud decides to dust the TV just as McGinn scores. Thank God for rewind buttons. Why do they always think this is acceptable?

This is mental.  Both her doing it, but you not stopping her and just rewinding it instead. My Mrs would not attempt to dust the TV during a game, but if she did she’d get telt to back away with the duster before she got near it.

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4 hours ago, CambieBud said:

Watching the game last night and Mrs Cambiebud decides to dust the TV just as McGinn scores. Thank God for rewind buttons. Why do they always think this is acceptable?

That calls for studs showing tackle!

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On 25/03/2021 at 12:44, Busta Nut said:

Isn't that what GP's do anyway?

 

Mine is feart she is missing out on something I am doing so does this at times. In reality all she is doing is stopping me watching something I am binge watching that she has no interest in cos if I put it on at 9pm with her there I'd miss loads due to "Stephanie I work with having a baby that is a month older than ours that can now run 100m in 15 secs" or some pish like that.

 

She has a magnificent sense of timing for just blurting something out as the scenes get to climax. 

When you say ‘binge watching’ and then ‘climax’ .... it’s porn isn’t it? 

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Monday and Tuesday we both agreed to watch films and as she couldn’t be bothered finding one...I suggested we watch Margin Call and subsequently The Big Short (bit of a theme there) which Mrs BB enjoyed. 

Last night I say “I’d like the telly to watch Scotland” 

“But I’ve not been able to watch any of my programmes all week?!”

I assured her that married to your ex on the beach whilst met at first sight celebrities.....can wait

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On 26/03/2021 at 19:39, bernardblack said:

Monday and Tuesday we both agreed to watch films and as she couldn’t be bothered finding one...I suggested we watch Margin Call and subsequently The Big Short (bit of a theme there) which Mrs BB enjoyed. 

Last night I say “I’d like the telly to watch Scotland” 

“But I’ve not been able to watch any of my programmes all week?!”

I assured her that married to your ex on the beach whilst met at first sight celebrities.....can wait

My telly has been booked for the three Scotland nights. Still there was a hint of a stroppy stamp on the way through from Mrs B accompanied by a row this morning for shouting at the telly "for the second night". 

Confused Season 2 GIF by Paramount+

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16 minutes ago, the tungston weasel said:
On 24/02/2021 at 21:30, Trackdaybob said:
Puts the new ketchup in the cupboard without removing the plastic film under the lid first. 

Takes the plastic lid halfway off ketchup milk butter etc then puts it back like that.

Why???

I recently discovered this had happened in my household and thought it was some sick joke.

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38 minutes ago, the tungston weasel said:
On 24/02/2021 at 21:30, Trackdaybob said:
Puts the new ketchup in the cupboard without removing the plastic film under the lid first. 

Takes the plastic lid halfway off ketchup milk butter etc then puts it back like that.

Same, but thankfully only with butter. 

 

"It'll keep longer"

 

No it fucking won't, the foil's off

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We got a dog. She wanted to get a 'poop scoop' for the garden. I said no point, we have a shovel. She went ahead and bought the poop scoop. 

 

Guess who always picks up the shite, and what tool I use to do it

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