hk blues Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 13 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Fish nonce. No fucks given. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Offside Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 11 hours ago, BFTD said: If anyone fancies some next-level deviancy, try popping a Ferrero Rocher in your gob, and remove the chocolate/nut layer with your tongue before the inner wafer structure breaks. Can't say I've tried that, however I find the only way to eat a Ferrero Rocher (and the white Rafael equivalent) is to carefully bite off the chocolate/nut layer first, then the wafer, leaving the inner chocolate for last. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 The creme egg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Nothing like a food discussion to sort out the nonces from the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Whilst the fish finger thing does read pretty mental, is it really that different to biting off the caramel on a twix, then the chocolate around the edge of the biscuit before the biscuit? That's common, right? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: Whilst the fish finger thing does read pretty mental, is it really that different to biting off the caramel on a twix, then the chocolate around the edge of the biscuit before the biscuit? That's common, right? For nonces, aye. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Offside Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 17 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Whilst the fish finger thing does read pretty mental, is it really that different to biting off the caramel on a twix, then the chocolate around the edge of the biscuit before the biscuit? That's common, right? You'd have to eat the chocolate on top first though, to reach the caramel. Or do you eat them both together? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Breakaways are the best chocolate biscuits for nonces.I seriously hope the fish finger perverts at least buy the Cod versions. I have never heard of an omega fish before in the cheap shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Myles Offside said: You'd have to eat the chocolate on top first though, to reach the caramel. Or do you eat them both together? You eat the chocolate and caramel together from the top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 On 02/03/2021 at 18:03, BFTD said: I used to do that with Feast ice lollies; remember them? There was a hard chocolate lolly on the inside, covered in a layer of chocolate ice-cream, with a coating of chocolate and nuts on the outside. It was oddly satisfying to try and bite off the outer coatings without breaking the solid chocolate inside. You're fully aware that Feasts are still on the go and widely available, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: You eat the chocolate and caramel together from the top. I fully stand with Mr. Alli on this issue. He has described the correct method for the consumption of a Twix. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 How would one nibble the chocolate first? That'd be a painfully dull, slow and meticulous process surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I fully stand with Mr. Alli on this issue. He has described the correct method for the consumption of a Twix. Always starts with you pretending to smoke it like a cigar. Always. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: You're fully aware that Feasts are still on the go and widely available, right? No, I wasn't. I don't think I've seen them in about...maybe twenty years? Then again, if I haven't been looking in the ice cream freezers, I wouldn't, would I? They just seemed like something a bit old-fashioned, for some reason. Can you still get Fabs and Soleros? They were class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, BFTD said: No, I wasn't. I don't think I've seen them in about...maybe twenty years? Then again, if I haven't been looking in the ice cream freezers, I wouldn't, would I? They just seemed like something a bit old-fashioned, for some reason. Can you still get Fabs and Soleros? They were class. Fabs and Soleros are indeed still on the go. Other ice lolly brands are available. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 I've recently discovered that if you live in a different house, in a different town from your spouse, then you get along much better. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Always starts with you pretending to smoke it like a cigar. Always.I always found as a kid it was impossible not to try and say "don't ya just love it when a plan comes together" without it falling out your mouth a la Hannibal from the A-team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said: I've recently discovered that if you live in a different house, in a different town from your spouse, then you get along much better. Welcome back, by the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 10 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: I've recently discovered that if you live in a different house, in a different town from your spouse, then you get along much better. How are you doing Pete? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 12 hours ago, BFTD said: No, I wasn't. I don't think I've seen them in about...maybe twenty years? Then again, if I haven't been looking in the ice cream freezers, I wouldn't, would I? They just seemed like something a bit old-fashioned, for some reason. Can you still get Fabs and Soleros? They were class. Feasts got hammered by Magnums when they came along but they're still there, quietly mouldering away in the freezer cabinets of newsagents, for the folk that can't afford a Magnum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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