Guest bernardblack Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Le Tout P'ti FC said: Much worse than putting a pineapple or a banana near a savoury dish happened to me today. I got a coffee on way home from school run. For reasons known only to God, they put a syrup into it. I think it was vanilla but I'm not giving it a second taste to confirm. Horrific. Really awful taste, who does this to their coffee willingly? As it was a drive through coffee, I was ten miles away before I discovered this heinous act. Quite a bad start to my day. Syrups in coffee are tremendous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 37 minutes ago, hk blues said: The coating just doesn't work well with the bread when I make a fish finger sandwich. So in essence you’re making a fish sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: That seems to be quite normal now. One of my last jobs had a automatic coffee vending machine that was absolutely jam packed with different syrups and shit that people could choose from. You'd get things like spiced pumpkin sauce for Halloween, ginger and nutmeg for Christmas, etc. It's gone too far now? Are we back at that programme again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, hk blues said: I can think of a few terms, with food combiner pretty far down that list. Each element of the meal has its own merits and qualities and deserves to be savoured as such, independent of interference from other food items around it. I even go as far as removing the coating from my fish fingers and eating both elements separately. The police need to search this man’s hard drive instantly. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: The only way you can eat beetroot is either shredded into a salad, or boiled right down and served as a cool soup with cream. Roll, buttered. Bacon, crispy. Beetroot, crinkled. Salad cream, aplenty. Thank me later, bruh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 Roll, buttered. Bacon, crispy. Beetroot, crinkled. Salad cream, aplenty. Thank me later, bruh. My man, you know I respect you but...... What the f**k? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 9 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Roll, buttered. Bacon, crispy. Beetroot, crinkled. Salad cream, aplenty. Thank me later, bruh. My man, you know I respect you but...... What the f**k? That's the diet version. Full fat comes with Tuna. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 That's the diet version. Full fat comes with Tuna. [emoji1786]No it fucking well better not or so help me I will come for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 The mrs auntie makes a cracking curry and always has pineapple in it. Fucking outstanding as is pineapple on pizza won’t be told otherwise. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 27 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: That's the diet version. Full fat comes with Tuna. No it fucking well better not or so help me I will come for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 Corned beef and beetroot rolls are the bollocks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: Corned beef and beetroot rolls are the bollocks Which ironically is what they consist of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, BFTD said: I think it's like that autistic thing where every item on the plate has to be separate, not touching, and has to be eaten individually. So, you work through your veg, then eat your potatoes, before finishing with the meat. ...somebody's going to kick off about it being disgusting to eat foods together, aren't they. Hiya!! I live in fear of being served vegetable 'medleys'. Carrot, peas, and sweetcorn causes a near-catatonic state. Edited March 2, 2021 by Boo Khaki 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Roll, buttered. Bacon, crispy. Beetroot, crinkled. Salad cream, aplenty. ^^^kens the score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 ^^^kens the scoreAn unintentional damning for Mr Alli there as he gains the approval of the mushroom supper w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 The mrs auntie makes a cracking curry and always has pineapple in it. Fucking outstanding as is pineapple on pizza won’t be told otherwise.I do pineapple in curry, with mint as well.And a f**k tonne of chili's.Hot and sour is the flavour aimed for.On a pizza though, no, that's for the bin. Sundried tomatoes and mozzarella is the boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 I know someone who puts salad cream on their frosties... BEFORE adding the milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 My wife just made a hot chocolate and asked if I wanted one. I said aye, so she makes it up, brings it over and says there's a surprise in it for you. She stuck a Creme Egg in it. A fucking Creme Egg! After about five seconds, it sunk to the bottom and, just like Archimedes predicted, hot chocolate started flowing over the sides of the cup due to displacement, burning the f*cking hands off me. These fancy coffee shops have a hell of a lot to answer for. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 44 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 46 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^kens the score An unintentional damning for Mr Alli there as he gains the approval of the mushroom supper w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 hours ago, hk blues said: I can think of a few terms, with food combiner pretty far down that list. Each element of the meal has its own merits and qualities and deserves to be savoured as such, independent of interference from other food items around it. I even go as far as removing the coating from my fish fingers and eating both elements separately. You're not f****** serious? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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