jimbaxters Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 16 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: I'll undercut you and go £25. It must be pointed out that my method will not work in flats or bungalows. You don't hang it out an upstairs window, do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Real lack of the Don of all condiments, salad cream (which is, of course, kept in the refrigerator). Thank you. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: You don't hang it out an upstairs window, do you? What about the duvet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Is it possible we've found a dietary quirk that the entire P&B community disapproves of? Or will some weirdo pop-up to say "I put mayo on my pizza"?I'll occasionally have some garlic mayo dip with a pizza, but mayo smeared across the pizza is obviously wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Mine is a pineappleist, and I honestly wouldn't put it past her to smear mayo on stuff, only that she prefers salad cream so would probably use that instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 12 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Are we talking, actually put on the pizza, as opposed to just a dollop of mayo on the side for a wee dip? 11 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Smeared across the pizza just before eating. Only at home mind you, she's never had the gall to ask for mayo while eating at a pizza place. Same here - except she doesn't have a filter preventing this nonsense in public either. We took the kids to Pizza hut once and the manky bint actually unearthed some sachets of the stuff from her handbag (booty from a Wetherspoon's visit, no doubt*) and lathered it all over her meat feast, or whatever it was before she fucked it. *Not a blanket criticism, btw. My glove compartment contains a wee bag with a selection of condiments* which can come in handy when you're off your usual turf and can't guarantee availability of HP or worse, end up in an area where the idea of free Ketchup is alien. *Not including Mayo or, as posted by some deviant above, salad cream. I'm not a monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 5 hours ago, jimbaxters said: You don't hang it out an upstairs window, do you? Yeah, but let me tell you about my duvet techinque.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super_carson Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 People who put mayo on pizzas are perverts who should be locked away from the rest of society. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Why the fuck would you want to make a pizza sweet by putting some fruit on it? Do you put chips in a fucking fruit salad, give it a bit of a savoury kick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Why the fuck would you want to make a pizza sweet by putting some fruit on it? Do you put chips in a fucking fruit salad, give it a bit of a savoury kick?Yaaaaaaas 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 17 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Mrs Downunder also puts mayo on her pizza. Despite me never indulging in this abomination in the 30+ years we have been together, every time we have pizza she asks "Do you want mayonnaise on yours?" That's quite sad. She's been desperately hoping you'll legitimise her deviance for 30+ years. Just for once, accept the mayonnaise, you monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Appreciate I might get perma-banned for this, but I reckon mayo on a pepperoni pizza would be pretty decent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 (edited) Some absolutely criminal behaviour by the P&B residents and their other halfs. Any sauce other than the standard tomato sauce on a pizza should be met with a hefty fine or some jail time depending on type of condiment and quantity. Dips, well, they're maybe acceptable as they don't ruin the pizza entirely at plate or box level. So the pizza can still be shared with a normal person potentially. Participants of these actions should still be placed on some form or register and closely tracked though. This lot are borderline. If you want spice, put some chillis on it or get yourself some spicy salami. People who put fruit on a pizza should seek help and rehabilitation as its not too late for them, I think they may just be suffering some sort of early life trauma. Imagine going to Italy and seeing them putting garlic and basil on a fish supper or mixing some pesto sauce into haggis or something. And ill bet there are some savages on here that would like that too. Some of you people disgust me. Edited February 27, 2021 by mishtergrolsch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 1 hour ago, velo army said: Appreciate I might get perma-banned for this, but I reckon mayo on a pepperoni pizza would be pretty decent. This may come as no surprise but it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 20 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Same here - except she doesn't have a filter preventing this nonsense in public either. We took the kids to Pizza hut once and the manky bint actually unearthed some sachets of the stuff from her handbag (booty from a Wetherspoon's visit, no doubt*) and lathered it all over her meat feast, or whatever it was before she fucked it. *Not a blanket criticism, btw. My glove compartment contains a wee bag with a selection of condiments* which can come in handy when you're off your usual turf and can't guarantee availability of HP or worse, end up in an area where the idea of free Ketchup is alien. *Not including Mayo or, as posted by some deviant above, salad cream. I'm not a monster. There's probably a market for that somewhere on the Internet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, mishtergrolsch said: Any sauce other than the standard tomato sauce on a pizza should be met with a hefty fine or some jail time depending on type of condiment and quantity. I assume you mean the standard tomato stuff you get on the base? One of the actual ingredients of pizza? Spoiler If not and are adding ketchup then get in the bin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 1 hour ago, velo army said: Appreciate I might get perma-banned for this, but I reckon mayo on a pepperoni pizza would be pretty decent. Hanging would be too good for you, never mind banning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I assume you mean the standard tomato stuff you get on the base? One of the actual ingredients of pizza? Hide contents If not and are adding ketchup then get in the bin. Tam sas is a condiment and therefore not allowed directly on a pizza. The standard tomato (ill refer to from now on as Pizza Sauce. Not sure if its really called Neopolitan sauce or Passata or whatever) sauce is the only sauce that should be directly on a pizza. Tam sas would only just acceptable as a side dollop but participants will be placed on a register and closely monitored. Edited February 27, 2021 by mishtergrolsch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This may come as no surprise but it is. Who would’ve guessed that Mozza would be the one to put himself as a nonce on this issue? Everybody, that’s who. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 I sometimes have grated cheese with my pizza crusts. Mayo is only acceptable with tuna imo. I can't eat the stuff on it's own after seeing what happens to it when left in a sink, never again... Interestingly with the pizza thing I've only known woman to do this and seems true enough from this thread, someone should look into that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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