coprolite Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Have we not had a huge "people who keep their ketchup in the cupboard and not the fridge are utter minks who are risking serious poisoning" thread on P&B before? If not, there should be one. It affects the flavour but is microbially safe due to the salt and acidity levels in the ketchup. Mayonnaise will kill you though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 It affects the flavour but is microbially safe due to the salt and acidity levels in the ketchup. Mayonnaise will kill you though. I for one am glad Queen changed it to too much love kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I keep my HP Sauce in the cupboard, but Ketchup in the fridge. No idea how I came to that resolution, but it 'feels' right so I'm not changing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 On 23/02/2021 at 22:10, Cyclizine said: When making fajitas she dices the chicken and peppers instead of cutting them into strips. I am ok with that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 15 hours ago, Day of the Lords said: It's a minor pain in the arse but pretty straightforward with the correct technique. Which I will sell the rights to for approximately £30. I'll undercut you and go £25. It must be pointed out that my method will not work in flats or bungalows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Ketchup (sauce for morons) - fridge Brown sauce (sauce for shaggers) - fridge Mayonnaise - fridge Soya sauce - fridge Mustard - fridge Horseradish - fridge Worcestershire sauce - cupboard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Time for @philpy's bedding to make an appearance I reckon. Its been a while. Christ, it's not in the same nick as his trainers, is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 55 minutes ago, coprolite said: It affects the flavour but is microbially safe due to the salt and acidity levels in the ketchup. Mayonnaise will kill you though. Sauces (Tomato, HP and Barbecue ) live in the cupboard, because that's the natural right thng to do. Mrs WRK keeps mayonnaise in the fridge, which I'm ok with as i don't like the stuff. She will then put it on chips - a bit Belgian, but diff'rent strokes and all that - AND PIZZA. FUCKING PIZZA. There must be a register somewhere.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said: Ketchup (sauce for morons) - fridge cupboard Brown sauce (sauce for shaggers) - fridge cupboard Mayonnaise - fridge bin Soya sauce - fridge bin (assuming we mean soy?) Mustard - fridge bin Horseradish - fridge Tesco/Morrison's/Asda - why would you even pick this shit up? Worcestershire sauce - cupboard At last! CORRECT. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I find this argument silly as ketchup is for wee boys, but... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 1 hour ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Christ, it's not in the same nick as his trainers, is it? It had monkeys or some kind on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 (edited) Not so much infuriating as terrifying...I walked into the room she's working in to ask if she wanted coffee only to hear her doing an ice-cold live dissection of some poor c**t she works with that had made an arse of something... Edited February 25, 2021 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Mrs Hillonearth doing a bit of DomSubBDSM Zoomwork during lock down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I'll undercut you and go £25. It must be pointed out that my method will not work in flats or bungalows.Mine is universal, well worth the extra fiver imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 9 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Sauces (Tomato, HP and Barbecue ) live in the cupboard, because that's the natural right thng to do. Mrs WRK keeps mayonnaise in the fridge, which I'm ok with as i don't like the stuff. She will then put it on chips - a bit Belgian, but diff'rent strokes and all that - AND PIZZA. FUCKING PIZZA. There must be a register somewhere.. Mrs Downunder also puts mayo on her pizza. Despite me never indulging in this abomination in the 30+ years we have been together, every time we have pizza she asks "Do you want mayonnaise on yours?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Arabdownunder said: Mrs Downunder also puts mayo on her pizza. Despite me never indulging in this abomination in the 30+ years we have been together, every time we have pizza she asks "Do you want mayonnaise on yours?" Are we talking, actually put on the pizza, as opposed to just a dollop of mayo on the side for a wee dip? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Smeared across the pizza just before eating. Only at home mind you, she's never had the gall to ask for mayo while eating at a pizza place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 20 minutes ago, Arabdownunder said: Smeared across the pizza just before eating. Only at home mind you, she's never had the gall to ask for mayo while eating at a pizza place. worth at least a 10 stretch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 37 minutes ago, Arabdownunder said: Smeared across the pizza just before eating. Only at home mind you, she's never had the gall to ask for mayo while eating at a pizza place. She should get the jail for that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Is it possible we've found a dietary quirk that the entire P&B community disapproves of? Or will some weirdo pop-up to say "I put mayo on my pizza"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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