Rugster Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Just now, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Absolutely correct. I regularly get dirty looks from Tesco staff for lifting boxes up/out and taking fruit or meat from the bottom or back. f**k them. I genuinely thought that was standard practice. It’s why I don’t really like the idea of online Tesco shopping. Though to be fair we’ve used it twice due to circumstances and the dates on everything have been fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Rugster said: It’s why I don’t really like the idea of online Tesco shopping. Though to be fair we’ve used it twice due to circumstances and the dates on everything have been fine. Yeah done online a couple of times and dates were generally okay, but I would undoubtedly have got better by doing it myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Tesco switched over to using Julian Date codes, eg you will see a code on the label saying F04 or F4, this means that it will likely be past its best on the 4th February. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 There's a group of Spanish scientists who have the patent for a film covering that's changes colour when your chicken etc is off. Something to do with the gasses the meat releases. They've been trying to get supermarkets to take it in for about a year now with little success. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Slightly OT but fruit from Tesco is generally awful. We started using a local delivery company and it's streets ahead. Blueberries have always been a bland fruit for me yet from this place I could eat them in one sitting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 *OH cleans bathroom**DOTL heads to bathroom later same fucking day*"You better not be going for a shite. I've just cleaned that"Fucks sakes. Am I supposed to shite in the fucking bin because the bathroom looks nice? Fucking nonsense. Hilariously it was a toffee arse scenario and left fabulous skid marks. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 *OH cleans bathroom**DOTL heads to bathroom later same fucking day*"You better not be going for a shite. I've just cleaned that"Fucks sakes. Am I supposed to shite in the fucking bin because the bathroom looks nice? Fucking nonsense. Hilariously it was a toffee arse scenario and left fabulous skid marks. Do it on a dinner plate and give it to her for the disposal route of her preference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Day of the Lords said: OH Old hoor? P.S. Just got it, other half. I'm not a Mumsnet regular. Edited January 31, 2021 by welshbairn 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 We had a 'move night ' on Saturday so went to Asda for some booze and crisps, usual stuff. We got home and fired the assortment of crisps into a bowl so we can nibble away. Go through to the kitchen for my 2nd can of the evening and the empty crisp packets are strewn over the worktop and on the floor, along with the bottle top of her wine bottle and a handful of crisps, that have clearly been stood on and crushed. It's wee things like that which do my cunt in. How fucking hard is it to chuck them in the bin, which she walks past when she exits the kitchen? Nearly forgot, we watched Parasite and it was superb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, TheScarf said: We had a 'move night ' on Saturday so went to Asda for some booze and crisps, usual stuff. We got home and fired the assortment of crisps into a bowl so we can nibble away. Go through to the kitchen for my 2nd can of the evening and the empty crisp packets are strewn over the worktop and on the floor, along with the bottle top of her wine bottle and a handful of crisps, that have clearly been stood on and crushed. It's wee things like that which do my c**t in. How fucking hard is it to chuck them in the bin, which she walks past when she exits the kitchen? Nearly forgot, we watched Parasite and it was superb. So what movie did you watch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 19 hours ago, Connor1874 said: ... trying to use a loaf of bread in 2 days is a bit of a pain in the arse. That would certainly account for a couple of slices, mon brave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 17:38, Day of the Lords said: *OH cleans bathroom* *DOTL heads to bathroom later same fucking day* "You better not be going for a shite. I've just cleaned that" Fucks sakes. Am I supposed to shite in the fucking bin because the bathroom looks nice? Fucking nonsense. Hilariously it was a toffee arse scenario and left fabulous skid marks. I'm frankly amazed that Mrs DOTL hasn't introduced you to the little brush that sits on the floor by the lavvie. I take it she's just using your toothbrush to remove your...detritus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Her latest tactic for putting sugar in her coffee appears to pouring sugar onto the worktop pouring her coffee on to it then leaving it there, presumably to be sooked up with a straw a few hours later. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) Refuses to just put things in their place. Have a little key dish in the hall, but today went to get my keys to go to work and they’re not there. She’s in the shower so I spend 10 mins searching the flat, then when she gets out and I ask it turns out they’re in her jacket pocket for some inexplicable reason. How fucking difficult is it to just put them in the dish when you come through the door? Edited February 2, 2021 by Honest_Man#1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 41 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Refuses to just put things in their place. Have a little key dish in the hall, but today went to get my keys to go to work and they’re not there. She’s in the shower so I spend 10 mins searching the flat, then when she gets out and I ask it turns out they’re in her jacket pocket for some inexplicable reason. How fucking difficult is it to just put them in the dish when you come through the door? We've got one of them, only person who uses it is me. Guess who the only person who ever "loses" their keys and cards is, I'll give you a clue, this one's not me! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 1 hour ago, BFTD said: I'm frankly amazed that Mrs DOTL hasn't introduced you to the little brush that sits on the floor by the lavvie. I take it she's just using your toothbrush to remove your...detritus. I'm fully aware of its presence and function - it's just amusing to hear her shouts of WTF when she's daft enough to go in immediately after me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, Widge said: We've got one of them, only person who uses it is me. Guess who the only person who ever "loses" their keys and cards is, I'll give you a clue, this one's not me! It's amazing isn't it? When you put something in the same place every day, it just stays there until you pick it up again. You know it's there, it's always going to be there, and you never lose it. Contrast that to the wife, who haphazardly flings her keys, purse, phone anywhere she likes, sometimes without even looking, and then wonders why she's on the phone to the bank once a month cancelling her lost bank card and arranging a new one to be sent out. Or on the phone to the phone company having her SIM card blocked in case someone has half-inched her mobile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 17:38, Day of the Lords said: *OH cleans bathroom* *DOTL heads to bathroom later same fucking day* "You better not be going for a shite. I've just cleaned that" Fucks sakes. Am I supposed to shite in the fucking bin because the bathroom looks nice? Fucking nonsense. Hilariously it was a toffee arse scenario and left fabulous skid marks. When we’re away staying at a hotel, she demands I go for my morning shite at the reception/bar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 37 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: When we’re away staying at a hotel, she demands I go for my morning shite at the reception/bar I'm sure mine would if she'd thought of that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 39 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: When we’re away staying at a hotel, she demands I go for my morning shite at the reception/bar This reminds me of a hotel stay in Rome where the room had a clear glass door to the bathroom. Not nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.jpeg.11f731b494e53900b96970bb0739e682.jpeg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.