Guest bernardblack Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I think I’ve said this before but when I cook I specifically say “it’ll be x mins” and every single time she’s mucking about when it’s ready. Homemade carbonara tonight. I say “right this is five minutes away, okay?” as I’m concerned it’ll go cold. “Yeah no bother”Five minutes later and she’s says she away upstairs to get something...was ages. Petty perhaps but it severely annoys me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 She's been battering on about watching the new version of Roald Dahl's The Witches I managed yo get her to not put it on at the weekend but we've got it on the night and she's hardly paid any attention to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Her - “you don’t love me. We’re like flat mates”. Me - “what? that’s nonsense.” The next day- Her - “you ate my crisps. I know cause I put a mark on them” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Her - “you don’t love me. We’re like flat mates”. Me - “what? that’s nonsense.” The next day- Her - “you ate my crisps. I know cause I put a mark on them” Yep, prime flat mate behaviour. She'll be leaving passive-aggressive Post-Its on the fridge soon. Hold on...she put a mark on the crisps so she'd know if you ate them? Wouldn't the fact that they'd disappeared give the game away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 45 minutes ago, BFTD said: Yep, prime flat mate behaviour. She'll be leaving passive-aggressive Post-Its on the fridge soon. Hold on...she put a mark on the crisps so she'd know if you ate them? Wouldn't the fact that they'd disappeared give the game away? It’s one of those big bags. I ate 1/4 of it thinking she wouldn’t notice any were gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 23 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: Hope so, because her maw has massive tits. I believe there's a rule around this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 5 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Her - “you don’t love me. We’re like flat mates”. Me - “what? that’s nonsense.” The next day- Her - “you ate my crisps. I know cause I put a mark on them” How would anyone even be able to mark a packet of crisps accurately? You should have taken a few from the top and a few from the bottom and you'd have gotten away with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 More importantly who the f**k opens a bag of crisps and doesn’t finish them first go? A psychopath, that’s who. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: It’s one of those big bags. I ate 1/4 of it thinking she wouldn’t notice any were gone. You should have put a new mark below the level of the crisps just to f**k with her head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Her - “you don’t love me. We’re like flat mates”. Me - “what? that’s nonsense.” The next day- Her - “you ate my crisps. I know cause I put a mark on them” 5 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: It’s one of those big bags. I ate 1/4 of it thinking she wouldn’t notice any were gone. So many issues here. Tell her to gtf and tell her to take her crisps with her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 hours ago, hk blues said: How would anyone even be able to mark a packet of crisps accurately? You should have taken a few from the top and a few from the bottom and you'd have gotten away with it. It was a big bag of Walkers Didnaehappen. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Robin.Hood said: So many issues here. Tell her to gtf and tell her to take her crisps with her. Don't be hasty. What crisps are they and does she have nice tits? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 6 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: You should have put a new mark below the level of the crisps just to f**k with her head. Or go one further. Buy another bag and fill the old bag above the mark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Joe Terrapin said: Or go one further. Buy another bag and fill the old bag above the mark. With a mixture of flavours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Don't be hasty. What crisps are they and does she have nice tits? ...and how big are her mother's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: ...and how big are her mother's. Aye, pics of the multipacks please. Is she a Golden Wonder gal? Maybe Mrs Theroadlesstravelled is so protective of her fried potato slivers because her maw wouldn't share. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Is "everything" an acceptable answer for this evening? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 57 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Is "everything" an acceptable answer for this evening? The night's still young. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 On 05/12/2020 at 16:40, Florentine_Pogen said: Ooh, is that Judith decapitating Holofernes? Very interesting choice, but I'd be a bit leery of falling asleep on that sofa. On 05/12/2020 at 18:32, mathematics said: ^^^ cultured individual right here, ladies and gentlemen. I thought it was Salomé and John the Baptist, and was about to try a play on words for "slumming it on the couch". They're class mathematics - if you're going to be inundated with cushions, you're as well getting something of interest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Blocked the toilet last night, after a pee!! Maybe because every wipe has to see the toilet roll wrapped round her hand three times! "There's something wrong with that toilet" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.jpeg.11f731b494e53900b96970bb0739e682.jpeg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.