Jacksgranda Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 22 hours ago, Beans on Toast said: Thats your fault for not taking a key. My wife will be taking the kids out a walk or whatever and say "you'll be in when I get back so I won't take a key". Why? I don't understand the issue with taking a small metal object out with you in your pocket. What if I'm halfway through a jobby when you get back? Or in the middle of an intense game of fifa? I'm not meaning to sound like a p***k, but genuinely whats your logic behind not taking a key? They might lose it. But I don't really think that's much of a reason. I always take the front door key with me when I go out, and if my wife goes out without me (even though I'm usually in the house nowadays) she takes hers. Anyway, afaik, my stepdaughter(s) have keys to our house, and as she's usually out with them if she's not out with me, there never is a problem about getting in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Not enough pillows or cushions IMO...That room looks disturbingly familiar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: That room looks disturbingly familiar. Were you round there last night as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: That room looks disturbingly familiar. I thought everyone’s house looked disturbingly familiar to you! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Seen a lot of people discussing keys and locked doors over the last few pages. My wife is working from home today and I'm on the office. So I leave at 8 and lock the door with my key. I come home for lunch at 12:30 to find she's put her key in the door so I can't unlock it. When I finally got in and asked her why she said "it's better to be safe than sorry". The only thing I can think of is that she expects me to be mugged on my 5 minute walk to work through a hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 I didn't realise that locking your door when in the house during the day was so commonplace. My front door is rarely unlocked, because it rarely gets used. The side door, which comes directly in to the kitchen, is generally unlocked first thing in the morning, and with me working from home it stays that way until it gets locked just before I head to bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Seen a lot of people discussing keys and locked doors over the last few pages. My wife is working from home today and I'm on the office. So I leave at 8 and lock the door with my key. I come home for lunch at 12:30 to find she's put her key in the door so I can't unlock it. When I finally got in and asked her why she said "it's better to be safe than sorry". The only thing I can think of is that she expects me to be mugged on my 5 minute walk to work through a hospital.Or maybe she's giving 'Davie' some time to find a decent hiding spot. Who knows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said: 12 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: Seen a lot of people discussing keys and locked doors over the last few pages. My wife is working from home today and I'm on the office. So I leave at 8 and lock the door with my key. I come home for lunch at 12:30 to find she's put her key in the door so I can't unlock it. When I finally got in and asked her why she said "it's better to be safe than sorry". The only thing I can think of is that she expects me to be mugged on my 5 minute walk to work through a hospital. Or maybe she's giving 'Davie' some time to find a decent hiding spot. Who knows. Concerning that my Dad is called David 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Empty coat hangers on door handles. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Concerning that my Dad is called David [emoji38] The mystery deepens [emoji23][emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 We have a larder unit in our kitchen next to the back door. Both doors can't open without banging in to each other. My darling wife loves to have the unit open when she knows I'm about to come through the door, then has a whinge at me for not seeing it's open through the frosted glass in the back door! Example this evening, she sent me out to put a load in the tumble dryer (which is in our garage), by the time I came back in it was wide open, so the back door crashes in to the unit door. Very much infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: We have a larder unit in our kitchen next to the back door. Both doors can't open without banging in to each other. My darling wife loves to have the unit open when she knows I'm about to come through the door, then has a whinge at me for not seeing it's open through the frosted glass in the back door! Example this evening, she sent me out to put a load in the tumble dryer (which is in our garage), by the time I came back in it was wide open, so the back door crashes in to the unit door. Very much infuriating. We've got a similar thing between the backdoor, a wee corridor where we have the washing machine etc and the kitchen. Fucking annoying, but can't be arsed rehanging a door so it's not an issue. Not sure if it was the braindead architect or the builders, it's a new build. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Empty coat hangers on door handles. Almost as bad as this fucking shite, on the door handles. Thank you. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 51 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Almost as bad as this fucking shite, on the door handles. Thank you. Get a candle on it. Rose gold preferably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 19, 2020 Author Share Posted October 19, 2020 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: We've got a similar thing between the backdoor, a wee corridor where we have the washing machine etc and the kitchen. Fucking annoying, but can't be arsed rehanging a door so it's not an issue. Not sure if it was the braindead architect or the builders, it's a new build. Welshy's gaff: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 52 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Get a candle on it. Rose gold preferably. Yeah, would look really nice, shortly before the house burned to a cinder. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Yeah, would look really nice, shortly before the house burned to a cinder. Thank you. You be careful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Almost as bad as this fucking shite, on the door handles. Thank you. A million fucking times this. There's doors in my house that clatter like f**k everytime you close them because of pish like this hung on the handles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: A million fucking times this. There's doors in my house that clatter like f**k everytime you close them because of pish like this hung on the handles. Lucky you that your doors close, I just can’t be arsed taking all the stuff she’s hung on them off to close mine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC17 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Puts the toilet roll on facing away from the toilet. Absolutely sickening behaviour. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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