Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Do you think I take time out of my busy schedule to write my posts just for you not to read them? Yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 She asks me to do stuff round the house, which is fine. I'll do it. I don't need reminding every 6 months 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 I get requested to get a large carton of milk while I'm out.13 whatsapp messages later I'm doing the weekly shopping. Think the vagisan and fanny pads are actually wind ups. Bunch of flowers however is not.She's actually pretty savvy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, superbigal said: I get requested to get a large carton of milk while I'm out. 13 whatsapp messages later I'm doing the weekly shopping. Think the vagisan and fanny pads are actually wind ups. Bunch of flowers however is not. She's actually pretty savvy. Either she's savvy or you're a sap. I know what my money's on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, Bairnardo said: . Today she came and and started on about the way I had parked the car....". . No wonder. Looks like you’ve just abandoned it there. Edited September 29, 2020 by Shandön Par 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Just learned that, last November, Mrs Mathematics spent £179 on a crisp packet with her portrait drawn on it by Vic Reeves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Just now, mathematics said: Just learned that, last November, Mrs Mathematics spent £179 on a crisp packet with her portrait drawn on it by Vic Reeves. and it hasn’t arrived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Just learned that, last November, Mrs Mathematics spent £179 on a crisp packet with her portrait drawn on it by Vic Reeves.This it ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, superbigal said: This it ? No that’d be closer to my portrait on a crisp packet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 28/09/2020 at 17:21, coprolite said: My wife went as far as booking me a hearing test because i kept saying she was mumbling, despite me having no difficulty hearing anyone else. It has now been confirmed by a qualified clinician that she is a mumbling b*****d. Ha. You should book elocution lessons for her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 28/09/2020 at 17:14, Dee Man said: Probably while standing with her hands on her hips. LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 29, 2020 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Why's that a problem? Nobody's seeing her pants.Spik for yersel [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: You should book elocution lessons for her. While i can see the funny side, i don't really need to be able to hear more of what i've done wrong, haven't done, or need to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St-ow! Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 On 25/09/2020 at 13:23, Oldster said: Sir! There's a bit more to it than that. They're more devious than us for a start. Not many will contest that. And since you insist on being rude there's the acronym Cuga to remember for their erogenous zones - Clitoris Urethral opening (u-shape of sensitive tissue) G-spot Anterior fornix erogenous zone So not the same as us in mind or body. Now behave yourself! Auld yin, That sounds like book learning, rather than lived experience; try - 1) a pillow under her hips; 2) humping her clit; 3) rolling your hips; 4) spending more time fckng her entrance; 5) to keep going throughout her orgasm. Learn it; give your subconscious a few days to add it to your experience. So - enjoy. And - please - relax! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonanist Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) My most recent partner gave me a 'Chinese burn'. On my knob. With her teeth. Gonnae no dae that! In fairness to her, I hadn't recently trimmed my finger nails - which had resulted in me accidentally cutting her in a very sensitive place. She described the experience as like "losing my virginity over again". That was 8 (eight) years ago. After which I gave up on the whole relationship thing. Edited September 30, 2020 by anonanist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 My most recent partner gave me a 'Chinese burn'. On my knob. With her teeth. Gonnae no dae that! In fairness to her, I hadn't recently trimmed my finger nails - which had resulted in me accidentally cutting her in a very sensitive place. She described the experience as like "losing my virginity over again". That was 8 (eight) years ago. After which I gave up on the whole relationship thing.And that's why you're a w****r, now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I clicked on this hoping to find more harrumphing about annoying (mainly) female behaviour that I could empathise with. Shit got dark pfq 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Academically Deficient said: I clicked on this hoping to find more harrumphing about annoying (mainly) female behaviour that I could empathise with. Shit got dark pfq Is this the dark web, an i going to be on a list? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Is this the dark web, an i going to be on a list?^^^^trying to pretend he doesn’t know what the dark web is. I could be harsh and say that i am surprised you aren’t on a list already, but I won’t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is this the dark web, an i going to be on a list? 7 minutes ago, buchan30 said: ^^^^trying to pretend he doesn’t know what the dark web is. I could be harsh and say that i am surprised you aren’t on a list already, but I won’t. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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