mathematics Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 49 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 51 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Who let the air oot the dug? One she flayed earlier, presumably Here! No violence towards animals thank you very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 3 hours ago, mathematics said: That you home, aye? Have you just killed Obi Wan Kenobi? 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 That you home, aye?Who killed Scooby Doo ? My money is on Velma after seeing the shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 5 hours ago, philpy said: Thats a very poor line for next year's trnsmt. I know a guy who used to play bass for Proper Arsehole Behaviour. Lovely fella, really down to earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 15 hours ago, mathematics said: That you home, aye? She dresses up as Bungle? Some girl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonanist Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 On 20/09/2020 at 15:17, St-ow! said: The most infuriating thing my partner does is, whenever I'm Zooming some important meeting with senior colleagues, she parades around just out of picture just in one of her sheer bodystockings, sometimes red or fishnet. I wish she would not do that. Exactly. They're just the same as us, except they look amazing in hold-ups and open-crotch bodysuits. And we definitely don't. I hope. Oh dear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldster Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 3 hours ago, anonanist said: Exactly. They're just the same as us, except they look amazing in hold-ups and open-crotch bodysuits. And we definitely don't. I hope. Oh dear! Sir! There's a bit more to it than that. They're more devious than us for a start. Not many will contest that. And since you insist on being rude there's the acronym Cuga to remember for their erogenous zones - Clitoris Urethral opening (u-shape of sensitive tissue) G-spot Anterior fornix erogenous zone So not the same as us in mind or body. Now behave yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 On 19/09/2020 at 13:17, Ron Aldo said: She cannot fill a dishwasher. Everything is just fired in at random and once I do a bit of rearranging you could probably fit in the same amount again. This, and after cooking a meal, leave all the pans/ladles/oven trays fucking caked in the remnants. Fair enough she's left me to wash them, but chuck the fucking food out we didn't eat to stop it hardening so that you need fucking acid to get it off. A quick rinse takes about 7 seconds. I'll get the rest off when I do the washing up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Her: “do you mind emptying the dishwasher?”Me: “yeah no bother, I’ll do it before (insert any time here)Her: “urgh doesn’t matter I’ll do it anyway” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 53 minutes ago, bernardblack said: Her: “do you mind emptying the dishwasher?” Me: “yeah no bother, I’ll do it before (insert any time here) Her: “urgh doesn’t matter I’ll do it anyway” 'Yep, I'll do it just not this second.' 'Aww you're so fucking lazy'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, TheScarf said: 'Yep, I'll do it just not this second.' 'Aww you're so fucking lazy'. They can never answer the question as to why it needs to be done right at that very moment in time, usually because they're just being lazy themselves and can't be arsed doing it there and then and want you to feel bad because of it as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 minute ago, SweeperDee said: They can never answer the question as to why it needs to be done right at that very moment in time, usually because they're just being lazy themselves and can't be arsed doing it there and then and want you to feel bad because of it as well. I think that's pretty much it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket. “I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 2 hours ago, mizfit said: Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket. “I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0 Yep, another thing I have to deal with on a daily basis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 2 hours ago, mizfit said: Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket. “I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0 By now it's probably your fault that her clothes are still where she left them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 2 hours ago, mizfit said: Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket. “I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0 You have to admire her honesty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 4 hours ago, mizfit said: Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket. “I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0 I suppose I should be thankful mines just throws hers over the side of the bath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 8 hours ago, mizfit said: Currently I’m looking at a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor which I presume is for the washing, asked her why they’re not in the basket. “I couldn’t be bothered putting them in there.0 Get your own place, mate. It's taken me two marriages and two divorces to realise that you can, actually, have a nice, healthy and committed relationship without squabbling about how one squeezes the toothpaste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 You all sound like nagging old boots to be honest. Discarded clothes should just be left wherever you take them off. They make their way through the washing and drying process through some sort of osmosis as far as I can tell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Wife shouts something to me from another room Me - shouts back reply Wife - no response Me - "did you hear me?" Wife - no response I get up and go through to her Wife shouts immediately before I can say anything - "I'm not shouting through to you" Me - leaves room shaking head Wife shouts through - "where are you going?" Me - shouts "Im not shouting through to you" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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