Jacksgranda Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 44 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: If her maiden name was Fritzl, you might want to check the cellar. Lol. I've known more than one person who went out to buy any old cheap tat at 90% off, then sat on it for 12 months to dole it out at random to their family. Don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather get nothing than be given a discount tea towel that was bought purely to satisfy the "chore" of present-giving. Soulless arseholes. She'll maybe buy "bargains" but she just doesn't buy rubbish/tat purely for the sake of giving a present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Is she one of those folk who sets out to buy next year's Christmas presents on Boxing Day? Pretty much. Christmas shopping starts in July with a mountain of shite for the bairn. She’s now started showing me potential presents for the bairn’s birthday. Her birthday is the beginning of April. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 I should say that I wasn't accusing anyone's missus of being the type to fob their family off with tat. I'm sure they're all very thoughtful present givers. That being said, are any P&Bers married to an empty husk of a human being who sees their loved ones as needy holes that must be filled with whatever rubbish is at hand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: That being said, are any P&Bers married to an empty husk of a human being who sees their loved ones as needy holes that must be filled with whatever rubbish is at hand? I wish she was that thoughtful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Pretty much. Christmas shopping starts in July with a mountain of shite for the bairn. She’s now started showing me potential presents for the bairn’s birthday. Her birthday is the beginning of April. Mine went out yesterday with her friend and spent £140 in B&M for my son’s birthday and for Christmas stuff, then took the huff as she thought I was annoyed at how much she had spent (couldn’t care less).Today she’s making some casserole for her dinner (some Slimming World meal that neither me or the kids would touch), and I make it five times in the past 45 minutes that she’s asked for my help with getting something that’s too high, how to chop garlic into smaller bits and find something which was glaringly obvious to see in the cupboard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 how to chop garlic into smaller bits.If this hasn't resulted in a viewing of goodfellas then I am a smidge disappointed 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St-ow! Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 The most infuriating thing my partner does is, whenever I'm Zooming some important meeting with senior colleagues, she parades around just out of picture just in one of her sheer bodystockings, sometimes red or fishnet. I wish she would not do that. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldster Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, St-ow! said: The most infuriating thing my partner does is, whenever I'm Zooming some important meeting with senior colleagues, she parades around just out of picture just in one of her sheer bodystockings, sometimes red or fishnet. I wish she would not do that. Aye right, Celibert, you wish. Go back to palming at porn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 When we go walking in the forest, or a mountain-trail and says hello to everyone we pass. FFS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Supposed to be going on holiday next week, and she still hasn't actually got the time off work confirmed because she doesn't like to ask 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 24 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Supposed to be going on holiday next week, and she still hasn't actually got the time off work confirmed because she doesn't like to ask Depending on her type of work she's maybe leaving it a bit late rega.rding getting cover for her job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Depending on her type of work she's maybe leaving it a bit late rega.rding getting cover for her job.She’ll be ok, she’s the Home Secretary, any c**t could fill in for that arsehile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 That you home, aye? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, mathematics said: That you home, aye? Maybe she was running for a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Maybe she was running for a shite.She was probably running upstairs all excited to unbox her latest gruesome murder weapon, or maybe to hurriedly put a nice hat on the severed head she brought home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe she was running for a shite. She was probably running upstairs all excited to unbox her latest gruesome murder weapon, or maybe to hurriedly put a nice hat on the severed head she brought home. I like a murderer that takes their shoes off before they go upstairs. Looking after the carpets and leaving the shoes blood and guts free when they leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 36 minutes ago, mathematics said: That you home, aye? Who let the air oot the dug? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Who let the air oot the dug?One she flayed earlier, presumably 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Coffee granules in the sugar. Proper arsehole behaviour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Coffee granules in the sugar. Proper arsehole behaviour. Thats a very poor line for next year's trnsmt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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