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8 hours ago, CountyFan said:

Got the classic 'you were really mean to me in my dream last night' when I woke up this morning, followed by general coldness for an hour or so. 

What chance have you got. 

 

6 hours ago, welshbairn said:

You could always try "That's weird, you were lovely in mine, best blow job I've ever had!".

 

6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

"...well, from you, at least."

How do you like living on your own, BFTD?*

* Which you've already alluded to. C***.

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Being overly safe. 

For example,  I had been frequently climbing up and down into a trailer earlier today without issue,  but as soon as she came out I got the whole "it looks wet, you should be using a ladder" spiel.  It's a trailer FFS, not a tenement roof.

I blame her parents tbh who are the same.  Much like that Simpsons episode in which Rod & Todd  are having fun but suddenly s***e it as soon as Ned Flanders shows up and tells them it's dangerous. 

Let's not start on holding up traffic at junctions just because there's a car coming half a mile away...

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3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Genuine question for those who's other halves are huffy twats because of a dream; why do you put up with such childish, insulting, disrespectful behaviour?

I, personally, find it funny and play on it to ask if the dream lady I was cheating on her with was hot etc...... Makes her take a bigger strop until she finally snaps out of it and realises what an insufferable twat she's been over a stupid dream. 

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19 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

How do you like living on your own, BFTD?*

* Which you've already alluded to. C***.

If it ever bothers me*, I read this thread.

*it hasn't, so far.

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9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Genuine question for those who's other halves are huffy twats because of a dream; why do you put up with such childish, insulting, disrespectful behaviour?

If there was a thread for wonderful things your partner does I'd be a frequent flyer in there too. Nobody is perfect. Plus it is quite funny, I just laugh at her and she realises she is being a twat before long. 

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28 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

Genuine question for those who's other halves are huffy twats because of a dream; why do you put up with such childish, insulting, disrespectful behaviour?

Were you not posting the other day about a night terror? How childish, you should have forgotten about it as soon as you woke up.

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17 minutes ago, CountyFan said:

If there was a thread for wonderful things your partner does I'd be a frequent flyer in there too.

I wonder why we don't have one of those.

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18 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Were you not posting the other day about a night terror? How childish, you should have forgotten about it as soon as you woke up.

I don't see how that's in any way similar or indeed relevant. 

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Being overly safe. 

For example,  I had been frequently climbing up and down into a trailer earlier today without issue,  but as soon as she came out I got the whole "it looks wet, you should be using a ladder" spiel.  It's a trailer FFS, not a tenement roof.

I blame her parents tbh who are the same.  Much like that Simpsons episode in which Rod & Todd  are having fun but suddenly s***e it as soon as Ned Flanders shows up and tells them it's dangerous. 

Let's not start on holding up traffic at junctions just because there's a car coming half a mile away...

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Being overly safe. 

For example,  I had been frequently climbing up and down into a trailer earlier today without issue,  but as soon as she came out I got the whole "it looks wet, you should be using a ladder" spiel.  It's a trailer FFS, not a tenement roof.

I blame her parents tbh who are the same.  Much like that Simpsons episode in which Rod & Todd  are having fun but suddenly s***e it as soon as Ned Flanders shows up and tells them it's dangerous. 

Let's not start on holding up traffic at junctions just because there's a car coming half a mile away...

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1 hour ago, CountyFan said:

If there was a thread for wonderful things your partner does I'd be a frequent flyer in there too. Nobody is perfect. Plus it is quite funny, I just laugh at her and she realises she is being a twat before long. 

Absolutely spot on, I’ve been married 35 years and laughed at her antics the whole time. No laughy at her, no marriage

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We'll both be eating the same thing, and she will ask me if it's good before she even starts hers. I tell her If she eats hers she'll fucking find out what it tastes like. Still fucking annoying all the same. 

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18 minutes ago, philpy said:

We'll both be eating the same thing, and she will ask me if it's good before she even starts hers. I tell her If she eats hers she'll fucking find out what it tastes like. Still fucking annoying all the same. 

Do you get slapped a lot?

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