Jacksgranda Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, CountyFan said: Got the classic 'you were really mean to me in my dream last night' when I woke up this morning, followed by general coldness for an hour or so. What chance have you got. 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: You could always try "That's weird, you were lovely in mine, best blow job I've ever had!". 6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: "...well, from you, at least." How do you like living on your own, BFTD?* * Which you've already alluded to. C***. Edited September 5, 2020 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) Being overly safe. For example, I had been frequently climbing up and down into a trailer earlier today without issue, but as soon as she came out I got the whole "it looks wet, you should be using a ladder" spiel. It's a trailer FFS, not a tenement roof. I blame her parents tbh who are the same. Much like that Simpsons episode in which Rod & Todd are having fun but suddenly s***e it as soon as Ned Flanders shows up and tells them it's dangerous. Let's not start on holding up traffic at junctions just because there's a car coming half a mile away... Edited September 5, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Genuine question for those who's other halves are huffy twats because of a dream; why do you put up with such childish, insulting, disrespectful behaviour? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Genuine question for those who's other halves are huffy twats because of a dream; why do you put up with such childish, insulting, disrespectful behaviour? I, personally, find it funny and play on it to ask if the dream lady I was cheating on her with was hot etc...... Makes her take a bigger strop until she finally snaps out of it and realises what an insufferable twat she's been over a stupid dream. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 19 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: How do you like living on your own, BFTD?* * Which you've already alluded to. C***. If it ever bothers me*, I read this thread. *it hasn't, so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Genuine question for those who's other halves are huffy twats because of a dream; why do you put up with such childish, insulting, disrespectful behaviour? If there was a thread for wonderful things your partner does I'd be a frequent flyer in there too. Nobody is perfect. Plus it is quite funny, I just laugh at her and she realises she is being a twat before long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Genuine question for those who's other halves are huffy twats because of a dream; why do you put up with such childish, insulting, disrespectful behaviour? Mainly to get my hole, tbqhwy 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 28 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Genuine question for those who's other halves are huffy twats because of a dream; why do you put up with such childish, insulting, disrespectful behaviour? Were you not posting the other day about a night terror? How childish, you should have forgotten about it as soon as you woke up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 17 minutes ago, CountyFan said: If there was a thread for wonderful things your partner does I'd be a frequent flyer in there too. I wonder why we don't have one of those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Were you not posting the other day about a night terror? How childish, you should have forgotten about it as soon as you woke up. I don't see how that's in any way similar or indeed relevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Puts all chocolate in the fridge. Things like a dairy milk etc are fine, but putting something like a double decker in the fridge is completely unacceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Being overly safe. For example, I had been frequently climbing up and down into a trailer earlier today without issue, but as soon as she came out I got the whole "it looks wet, you should be using a ladder" spiel. It's a trailer FFS, not a tenement roof. I blame her parents tbh who are the same. Much like that Simpsons episode in which Rod & Todd are having fun but suddenly s***e it as soon as Ned Flanders shows up and tells them it's dangerous. Let's not start on holding up traffic at junctions just because there's a car coming half a mile away... ^^^ Peter Murrell found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: ^^^ Peter Murrell found Ooft. Tin hats Todd. Incoming! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Ooft. Tin hats Todd. Incoming! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Being overly safe. For example, I had been frequently climbing up and down into a trailer earlier today without issue, but as soon as she came out I got the whole "it looks wet, you should be using a ladder" spiel. It's a trailer FFS, not a tenement roof. I blame her parents tbh who are the same. Much like that Simpsons episode in which Rod & Todd are having fun but suddenly s***e it as soon as Ned Flanders shows up and tells them it's dangerous. Let's not start on holding up traffic at junctions just because there's a car coming half a mile away... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Mainly to get my hole, tbqhwy You’re married and still get sex?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, RH33 said: You’re married and still get sex?! I am not married, and the second bit is entirely dependent on how much of her shit i put up with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, CountyFan said: If there was a thread for wonderful things your partner does I'd be a frequent flyer in there too. Nobody is perfect. Plus it is quite funny, I just laugh at her and she realises she is being a twat before long. Absolutely spot on, I’ve been married 35 years and laughed at her antics the whole time. No laughy at her, no marriage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 We'll both be eating the same thing, and she will ask me if it's good before she even starts hers. I tell her If she eats hers she'll fucking find out what it tastes like. Still fucking annoying all the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 18 minutes ago, philpy said: We'll both be eating the same thing, and she will ask me if it's good before she even starts hers. I tell her If she eats hers she'll fucking find out what it tastes like. Still fucking annoying all the same. Do you get slapped a lot? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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